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Not to mention

When you do a supprise visit you find warehouses full of dust and your company tapes in cardboard boxes (when you exclusively use Turtle crates.)

That warehouse they allowed to burn down in (IIRC) the East End of london.

Employees that can't understand, no matter how many times you tell them, that your software outputs in American Date format. When you question why your libraries are half empty, it turns out that they were intending to return tapes on the UK date format dates, with no checking that there aren't more than 12 months in a year...

Anon for obvious reasons...

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