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@AC 12:51

"Get a MAC..."

What, from the company that claims their computer works with high-definition video... oh, except you can only burn it TO bluray, you can't actually play video FROM bluray!!!

It runs Vista, thus it is Vista capable. Can't fault Microsoft on that one can you?

Jeez, if people are this upset that they bought a cheap computer, what on earth do they do when they find their £4,000 Dacia Sandero isn't as fast as a £100,000 Ferrari?

Paris, because the same people would probably try to return their wife after finding she doesn't do everything Ms Hilton might...

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