Posted Wednesday 29th April 2009 14:32 GMT

I thought half term had finished and the kids are back at school now - what a muppet!

Would that be the largest IT company in the world and still growing sewage barge

What a loser...............

Opinion

David McLeman

My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords

Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps

Will they have to drag him back like last time?

Are you getting what you want?

Playing the SLA long game

More than just middlemen...

Applications must work for the cloud to float

How a Unix killer crawled from the dot-com bust