Alta la Vista, baby

Unlike Microsoft, Google has never had period of non-evil. Microsoft's reign of evil began with Ballmer, so it had a good ten years of merely mean-spirited existence. Google has been content to let its search degrade to the point where it is no better than Alta Vista was in the epoch before denied evil.

But no matter. I'm content just to sit here and run all this fine open source software written by Google. Now where is my 0G thumb drive?