Jesus H. Christ, Joker! You're not a writer, you're a killer!

You people must be new to the vulture. Either that or fucking gullible.

Ashlee - I was beginning to get worried about FotW getting boring but between Apple, Google, AMD, Microsoft and drug-addled celebrities the Reg has really had a chance to, ah, for lack of a better word, troll the wire for some great stories.