Posted Monday 15th June 2009 23:52 GMT
peoples of the land, panic not ye!
The worst is over, employment will not rise, the value of your house will fall no further and food prices are stable. We, the prophets of the economy god have sacrificed a virgin to the oracle and confirmed our visions. Ignore ye all our previous false prophecies, for we are sure we are right this time, please give us another chance...
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