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@Jesse Dorland

My God, I never thought I'd see such a comment on the register... I just hope you were trying to be ironic. If not, and you do believe that laptops are as powerful as desktops, I can only assume your PC is used for nothing more than facebook stalking.

@Darren... if you chain her to the radiator, how's she going to do the dishes and get you a beer? It'd have to be a long chain.

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