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Post: Exciting pensions

David Gosnell

Exciting pensions 

In EDS shows one in four staff the door

Well if they're as lucky in the US as we are in the UK, they'll have been offered all kinds of exciting pension options. Yes, I received my exciting EDS pension pack yesterday. Never has the choice between low-risk/low-yield and high-risk/high-yield been so grippingly exciting. You know, it was so exciting I almost wet myself before realising that in the year it took before they finally admitted they didn't have any work for me, my pension fund was worth a less-than-exciting £2.78.