Oh. My. God.

> As Dijkstra would point out (although not quite in the same words), these problems arise from incorrect design, and can be fixed accordingly by making the design correct.

Attention! Reality intrusion field on unknown transdimensional frequency!

> The time and effort wasted here would better be spent on either coming up with something new and/or actually finding and fixing remaining instances of such problems.

Captain! An agressive knowitall is decloaking right in front of us.

Evasive manoeuvers!! Fire missiles!