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Long-winded memo makes us miss Steve Ballmer
Route traffic? Made a load balancer? Oops
We all know hardware lasts longer than 3 years so why bin good kit?
Enough to soothe the aches of an identity crisis?
- WPC Microsoft takes on Chromebook with low-cost Windows laptops
- Microsoft swings axe at 18,000 bods in its largest ever round of layoffs
- X marks the chop: Microsoft takes axe to Nokia's Android venture
- Why has sexy Apple gone to bed with big boring IBM?
- Do YOU work at Microsoft? Um. Are you SURE about that?
Big Blue exec tells El Reg what to keep an eye on
As good as it gets, for now
Is everything fatally borked? Not quite, say security godheads
You may want to move to Iceland at this point