Can't we all just agree to...
Cyclists:
- You SHOULD NEVER ride more than two abreast, and ride in single file on narrow or busy roads and when riding round bends (although the highway code says you "SHOULD NOT" on this one, not that you "MUST NOT")
- You MUST NOT ride on pavements
- You MUST obey all traffic signs and traffic light signals.
Car drivers:
- Stop driving like twats
- Give cyclists at least a car's width when overtaking. Yes, that means always. Yes, that means you too.
- Stop talking on a mobile phone while you're driving (hands-free notwithstanding)
- You MUST obey all traffic signs and traffic light signals.
Celebrity Chefs:
- Just STFU and cook.
And yes, I'm a driver and a cyclist, although the day I wear Lycra is the day Britain gets a roadside vomiting epidemic after catching sight of my substantial moobs.
Oh, and, er, classic cars don't pay any road tax, so does that mean they're not allowed to use the road?