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* Posts by TimBiller

36 posts • joined Wednesday 19th September 2007 15:38 GMT

TimBiller

@Matt   

In Apple details iPad's 'breakthrough' mobile contract

Matt - it's just a glorified iPod touch. It syncs with a computer. All the data on my iPhone is backed up as part of a sync. There's nothing on it I don't have elsewhere.

Oh and personalising stuff is for girls ... ;-)

Tim

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Um  

In Freed Peter Moore will be 'paid in full' for time as Iraq hostage

WTF?

So as soon as he was kidnapped they stopped paying him?

Tim

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Please please please   

In Paramount prepares to scale Dune

Don't have it rain at the end.

Tim

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This person is a journalist?  

In Manchester journo gets first ID card - late

FAIL

"Of course, Epstein understands some people have reservations about the ID card. "As I’ve said before I understand why people have their reservations, but I personally can’t see what there is to lose if you’re a law abiding citizen with nothing to hide."

Having nothing to hide is NOT the same as it being NONE of the government's business!

I give up, truly.

Tim

TimBiller

Bluetooth pairing  

In TomTom iPhone Car Kit

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Thanks for the review. So, to get this to work with my car's Bluetooth system would involve first pairing the iPhone with the car kit, then pairing the car kit with the car? Is that even possible?

Why on earth didn't TomTom use the dock connector to link the iPhone to the car kit?

The potential for failure is high here.

Tim

TimBiller

MILF  

In Court kicks YouTube rant missus into touch

Alert

Stifler's Mom lives! ;-)

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Extra costs not mentioned  

In Kindle to come to Blighty on 19 October

WTF?

This is great news BUT what about import duty? VAT?

That's got to be there, surely?

Tim

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price has doubled since the review (hours!)  

In WriteRoom

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Now £2.99. Just sayin' ...

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Only a small change needed  

In Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'

WTF?

C'mon people - change "zio" to "zion"

Now it makes slightly more sense. A bit.

Tim

TimBiller

@lukewarmdog  

In Spotify adds PayPal in bid for profitability

Yes but if you want Spotify _on_your_iPhone_ you need a paid account.

TimBiller

This story needs ...  

In Minister attacks drunken topless lovelies with tangler-bazooka

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LEGO!!

;-)

Tim

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Broken here too ...  

In Wheels come off O2's data network

... up in sunny Nottingham. Oh well, back to wifi.

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TimBiller

HHGTTG  

In Hitachi highlights gesture-controlled HD TV

Alien

They already tried this on the "Heart of Gold". It meant sitting infuriatingly still....

Tim

TimBiller

Hollywood has the answer ...  

In DARPA seeks spraycan wound-polyfilla* for injured troops

Coat

DARPA should ask Josh Wheadon for advice. I saw this very gunk being used on a wound in "Serenity"

Tim

TimBiller

No current HSDPA link is ever going to get close to proper broadband.  

In RIM Vodafone BlackBerry Storm

>No current HSDPA link is ever going to get close to proper broadband.

Oh I dunno ... I got 400kb/sec downloading a Blackberry desktop software upgrade today via my T-Mobile HSDPA USB donglet this afternoon.

7.2Mbit isn't exactly sluggish.

Tim

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@Richard Cartledge  

In VoIP is coming to the iPod Touch

Jobs Halo

No, neither generation of the iPod Touch has a mike, hence the reference in the article to having to buy one.

The 2nd Gen does have a (crappy beyond belief) speaker, so a dangly bit of expensive doorbell wire (doubtless in "mug me, I have an expensive and desireable gadget white") is required.

Tim

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Roll up, roll up get your blindfolds here ...  

In Taurid meteors promise Guy Fawkes fireball show

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Triffids anyone?

<shiver>

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@AC  

In Sepaton's tape library de-duplication guarantee

Imagine you have an large Oracle database server (or any DB server) which has several large databases running from it - say they are 50GB each.

If you back them (usually) as full backups every day then after say, five days you'll have 250GB of data on tape.

If you back them up with a de-duplicating VTL after five days you'll have 50GB stored on the virtual tape. (assuming there are no changes day to day)

Of course, in the real world there are changes, but the VTL will only write the changes to its storage and track these changes in its own database.

That's one example - there are many others of course where dedupe makes perfect sense, both operationally (you only store deduplicated data so if replication is required then you onlly replicate a fraction of the backups) and from a cost and admin perspective (keeping petabytes of data on tape in huge silos plus the manual costs of copying them to offsite storage.)

<pulls up comfy chair>

Tim

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I just spat out my post-lunch café noir  

In Mills and Boon thrusts into pr0n market

".. sex as grudging quid pro quo for fixing the dishwasher."

Outstanding!

Tim

TimBiller

Scenes from a CPW  

In O2 buckles under 3G iPhone demand

Same story at 10am in CPW Loughborough Road, Nottingham. About a dozen people waiting for credit checks (02 also require a credit check for an upgrade and the shop staff told me that credit checks for new customers are computerised, whereas for upgrades a real person has to approve it)

Anyway, there is currently a 4 hour wait for approvals, 02's internal systems are "down" and the pre--ordered phones (including mine) are on a Citylink truck "en route" with no ETA.

The shop had 2x16GB and 8x8GB (all black) in stock at 8am, all those are now sold to walk-ins as soon as their credit checks are cleared.

What fun. Ugly scenes abound elsewhere, so I read.

Tim

TimBiller

Ordered a 16GB version from CPW this morning  

In Carphone Warehouse now taking iPhone 3G orders

Jobs Halo

Yup, unlike 02, CPW had them available online for delivery/collection from my local store so I ordered in hope and got the confirming text message soon afterwards.

Let the porting commence!

Tim.

TimBiller

Marriage registers  

In So, what can you photograph?

Unhappy

"As of last week, the government has forbidden couples getting married in registry offices from having their photograph taken as they sign the wedding register."

Surely this not new? There has always been a law against photographing a marriage register in such a way that the writing can be deciphered,

I've been a photographer for 30 years and have done a few weddings in my time, and in ALL cases, whether church or civil, the minister/priest/vicar/registrar has produced a "dummy" register so that the couple can be photographed pretending to sign it, pen-in-hand, heads-together, with no issues whatsoever.

Tim

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Non-story chaps, come on ...  

In Firefox 3 Download Day falls flat on face

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Just downloaded it, no issues whatsoever. The usual El Reg hyperbole ;-)

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@Richard Cartledge  

In The iPhone - yours for €1

£259?

Announced where please? 02 website only says says "coming soon ..."

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@Giles  

In Asus quietly demos Eee Box

Black Helicopters

Giles,

FWIW I completely agree with you.

However, beware the fate of those who have the audacity to state obvious facts related to how much we pay here in the UK versus everywhere else will only result in corrective statements from people with nothing better to do that point out that 1) we pay VAT 2) they pay sales tax and 3) by the time you add the shipping costs actually the differential isn't actually worth the airfare.

Just so you know ...

Tim

TimBiller

Those crafty Spaniards ...  

In US imposes 72 hour pre-reg for Visa waiver travellers

Go

Spain already wants this for UK residents travelling there. I just had to fill the details in on the airline website for a planned family holiday there next month. All they wanted were names, ages and passport numbers. Hardly onerous.

Of course, the green US VW form also requires details of the intended place of residence during your stay, so how will the new pre-registration handle that if it's valid for 2 years?

Tim

TimBiller

@ Lee T  

In South Koreans clone sniffer dog

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"only the PEOPLE were replicants, the animals are merely artificial. /pedant"

There, fixed that for you ...

Tim

TimBiller

Velociraptor  

In Western Digital uncages ferocious VelociRaptor data hunting drive

Coat

Um, perhaps it's just me, but that Velociraptor has more than a hint of "The Graham Nortons" about it ...

<goes to get coat>

Tim

TimBiller

RIPA  

In Data pimping: surveillance expert raises illegal wiretap worries

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I imagine that the Government (who would doubtless benefit from a tap into this data stream) would simply change the law to suit themselves, as happens every time HRMC lose a court case.

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@ andy - careful when mentioning Apple's US pricing  

In Apple unearths Time Capsule

Stop

You'll get reamed by lots of "smart" people who'll lecture you about VAT and import duty ad nauseum infinitum who clearly have nothing better to do with their online time ...

Tim

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@Jeff Clarke  

In 16GB iPhone to launch today

"You also forget that you earn in £'s which means, currently, you earn 2x the amount an american does. Hence you can afford twice as much/pay twice as much."

Troll. <plonk>

And to everyone else who responded, thanks for almost all your comments.

It's still cheaper there, mumble mumble...

TimBiller

Apple have got some nerve  

In 16GB iPhone to launch today

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iPhone 16GB -

Apple Store US - $499

Apple Store UK - not yet visible as of 13:47 on 05/02/08 but predicted to be £329.

One trip to XE.com and we see the following:

$499.00 USD = £253.828 GBP. That's some import duty!

The same applies to the new 32GB iTouch too.

Rip-off Britain indeed.

TimBiller

Movie rentals outside the USA ...  

In Mojo-free Jobs delivers Macworld goods

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... are still not available.

I upgraded to iTunes 7.6 (Windoze) last night and the UK Music Store still only has the same limited list of TV shows to choose from.

There are no indications on apple.com about when this might change. Disappointing.

Tim

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@Sean  

In Apple's Leopard leaps into action

Because, as has been mentioned, then nobody would pay AAT (Apple Added Tax) for a Mac and more importantly, Apple would have a complete support meltdown, trying to support Leopard on hundreds of thousands of hardware permutations worldwide, instead of just one hardware platform with small variations between them.

Tim

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@Neil  

In eBay employee 'torpedos' fraud trial

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Hmm. I just looked in my passport and the full name is

"The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland"

Great Britain is Scotland, Wales and England. NI is, well, NI. Add all four together and you get the UK. So the OP was correct, Exeter and Belfast ARE in the UK.

/pedant

Tim.

TimBiller

@Nokia has lost the plot  

In The iPhone arrives, but is O2 being taken for a ride?

Wow, where to start.

The answerphone icon bug is trivial to resolve, as a visit to any forum or Google would prove.

I'm on Orange too and I resolved (again, somewhat trivially) the VOIP issue by de-branding the phone (again, forums and Google) and I use Truphone extensively.

WiFi works faultlessly at home on WPA2, and everywhere else I have tried it.

I'll grant battery life can be an issue, but the mains charger is very small and portable and I can also charge the phone via USB with an adaptor, so it's no real hardship.

The screen might be small, but a little extra effort is all that is needed for effective use of the browser.

I just sent a text to a contact, and it took 5 clicks to get to the text-entry point, so where the other 11 come from is a mystery?

Thanks for listening. I now return you to the previous whining.