Instant diet
Will happen to any innocent bystanders. Har Har Har.
42 posts • joined Monday 15th October 2007 11:56 GMT
Will happen to any innocent bystanders. Har Har Har.
I know fail when I see it.
Incandescent bulbs turn about 2% of the energy in to actual light. Even with that increase of two thirds they are still far less efficient then the energy saving bulbs.
Now if they could turn it around and make sure that incandescent bulbs become 98% effective, then I'll be impressed. Until then, I will strive towards LED bulbs.
I'm not entirely sure but is the aussie firewall reaching some kind of new record?
From what it was advertised to a tool of political censorship?
The first actual case of a bug was caused by a moth getting squished between the relais of one of the first supercomputers.
It must really be a slow day at El reg if they have to resort to these 'news' articles to fill the front page...
Since every site that you download means work for your computer it increases wear and tear to visit websites. Arugably this is harmful to your computer.
So more accurately would be this website WILL harm your computer.
The article meshes perfectly with my own experiences. Linux/unix/whatever may be better. But it has the image of something infinitely complex that comes with a command line instead of a GUI and without any of the familiar applications most people are used too.
Yes you can say that its possible to get all those things on a Linux machine. But it takes work and study. When you buy a car you expect a gas pedal, steering wheel etc. You'd also shirk away by something that didn't have those things.
That's what people want.
Makes me ashamed to be one...
Paris because De Hoop Scheffer and she are probably related. Or share the same intellect.
A free upgrade form Vista to 7.
I've given the OS a trial run and it seemed to work pretty well.
You mean as soon as the screaming dies down right? Gods that commercial was terrible!
That slope became slippery real real fast
Now that slope became slippery REAL fast.
They are killing ANOTHER good sci-fi series with crap like that.
The battlestar IS the series. There is a reason why the series is named after the ship all the action takes place on....
I swear TV producers come pre-lobotomized nowadays.
So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
The genre's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the series dissolve
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
(yeah)
So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
(oh dear)
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
Mine's the one with the TOS dvd's in the pocket.
Thank you Simon!
My jaw has been hurting the last week and laughter is the very best medicine! Once again, you where hilarious!
Okay a bit of an overstatement perhaps. I'm not from a country that uses a jury system. But I wonder myself: How well can a layman judge any case? Especially technical cases such as the aforementioned fraud. If a lawyer or witness or whatever is going to be throwing a lot of technical terms around and as the jury you're only allowed to listen.
Wouldn't that make a good spin-doctor a better attorney then an actual lawyer? Because a jury system to me, sounds like its more about manipulating these twelve unfortunate souls then about presenting factual evidence.
When the first thing that came to mind was Habbo Hotel?
Can I go to the police and demand to be compensated for the damages done to my 'goods' the armor I need to repair, lost time etc.?
They've done that already, years ago. All of those 'buildings' turned out to be natural rock formation. Like the stone face of mars, they seemed artifical due to a trick of the light and limited perspective.
See what can happen when you don't use your hands-free set? Have a care!
What was he convicted for? Vandalism? I mean isn't it a man's own business anymore what he does with his furniture?
I'm not sure what will happen.
Thankfully I shall be eaten first.
Mine's the Hazard Suit with the Elder sign painted on.
I just can't see how killing Kraken is bad.
You've got an ethical 'dilemma' that says: We can help tens of thousands of people. But we'll be doing it without their permission. And whats worse. Most of these people won't even notice being helped!
The worst thing that can happen is that a small percentage of the users will suffer a crashed computer. Boo-hoo.
I say nail em! Send out that update and kill Kraken.
Its always enjoyable to see how quickly the price of storage has dropped.
I recall reading an article that said that if the price of cars had dropped at the same rate as the price of a megabyte. We'd be buying Rolls-Royce for 3 euros.
In response to: "So does this mean that I can put my DVD player inside a vacuum chamber and as long as I opened the pack inside the chamber it will never go bad?"
Your DVD might not go bad. But you would not fare as well in a vacuum.
*pop*
And now the sci-fi fan inside me is wondering, would a DVD player that plays in a vacuum overheat?
If it was gold I'd say its a remote-controlled Death Star made by the scammer aliens!
Rich people are disgusting! I for one am SO glad I don't like coffee!
I live in the same country. I can drive and find him. And shove that bloody film so far up his colon he can watch it just by blinking rapidly.
Seriously, aside from the pronouns and the religious nutjobs, where's the problem with a woman who transgendered to a man to carry and give birth to a child? I'd call it good foresight that he kept his womb.
Granted if I was a doctor and this pair walked into my office I'd blink a few times and ask a lot of curious questions. But thats because I'm bloody curious.
Where's the IT angle though? :p
So hackers are now out of computers they can easily infect. Unsecured systems are now almost all incorporated into botnets. So if a hacker wants a (bigger) botnet. He has no choice but to steal it from another hacker.
Now we've got war, soon we will have diplomatic relations.
Considering he has to *live* in that horrible place we associate with MS's latest fiasco of an OS.
I think this is Gates' fault.
I will stop dieting at once! Bring on the fries and burgers!
On second thought, I think by the time I get Alzheimers I will opt for a suicide pill.
Its kind of hard to put a percentage on things like that. The chance of a miscarriage is influence by a whole mesh of variables. Just saying it increases the overall chance by X percent is very difficult.
Paris Hilton icon because she probably has to drink a pot of coffee every morning for this exact reason.
I'm with Anonymous Coward on this one. Perhaps experts on these matters can enlighten me but wouldn't shooting a joey be a guaranteed immediate death for these critters? That sounds more humane then bashing their skulls to bits.
I'd like to with Terry Pratchett the best of luck.
His books often move something in my soul. And I hope there will be many more.
I wish I could think of some profound discworld quote to accompany this message. But Buggrit. I cant think of anything.
But, where's the IT angle?
They should instead, force these people to go LARP-ing. Its outdoors, social and fun.
I gotta get in on this market.
Already the bidding for this item has exceeded 330 dollars. And that for baking some flapjacks? Or finding a stone with a pattern?
Its gotta be bloody easy to fake all that holy (Less polite word for excrement).
I know its friday but I believe that they are called "weeping angels" Not screaming angels.
"Sit down and play computer games."
This kid sounds seriously messed up. A contract killer because you're not allowed to play your console?
I'll bet he liked to play Hitman. Well now he can go and play sim-jail.
Yes Vista has better security then Linux!
Of course there's a smaller infestation of vista systems. With the majority of users still running XP its not smart for a developer to target vista vulnerablities.
Please go on, make me laugh some more
If you can't even awnser a childs question properly...
What's the world coming to?
We won't have to go and watch it or pirate it.