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Marvin the Martian

Re: Eureka Series Link?

That's closer to JG Ballard's "SuperCannes" city...

Marvin the Martian
Windows

Re: I better have a go with a neighbours guns then

That's not what the study tested: the study found that experienced shooter players are better at playing shoots than the average person, and play it in ways that in some games score more points (headshots vs bodyshots).

The study hasn't even shown that people improved through playing (though that is obviously true): in this study, people without interest in shooting games are seen to be worse at it than those who like them. So, have the non-players given it a pass long ago when they found they had no talent at their first tries, being untalented? Are the uninterested players not paying as much attention as those engaged by the genre? Etc. All hypotheses to reject before you conclude anybody has learned anything.

Marvin the Martian
Holmes

"compute it from your relatives"

Or conversely, we'll let you know that you're unrelated to your dad (like you always suspected).

Marvin the Martian
Meh

"How we used to code"

... Simon's BASIC.

Marvin the Martian
Thumb Down

Re: Long-known

It's clearly fit-for-purpose, as Corbin is one of the biggest aftermarket motorbike saddle manufacturers in the world.

Made-to-measure (for bike, not rider) -- with one unhappy client for thousands sold? I wonder how his lawyer talked him into this money (and face) losing attack of legalitis.

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Free... yes, the basic version.

The pro version (in many variants it's 8h free pro-trial, then reverting to basic) costs $500/person, not a freebie by any standard.

Marvin the Martian

"GoogleApps word-processor is crap"

Yeah, Google Apps only seems bad because Word produces such high-quality output, it looks like professionally typeset & ready for publication.

Seriously, Word is called a word processor because of what it does to text, so similar to what happens in my food processor with foodstuffs. It only looks advanced if compared to HTML or so.

/LaTeX user walks away shaking head (& fist).

Marvin the Martian

Why doesn't Apple let some of its designers go on a sabbatical?

I'm sure the interface and body design could be done better.

I've never had a camera with a sensible GUI (as attested by the firms themselves: the follow-up model consistently had a completely different decision tree), and this looks needlessly ugly/tiring to boot.

The body & button design shows a bit more constancy (not TOO much tho) within brands, but is just off. I still sometimes accidentally press a button, then have a trial-and-error session to figure out what I did. And I had to open the manual (horror!) to find out how to format my chip (click on Setup, but only while with the dial on Review Pictures).

Marvin the Martian
Paris Hilton

Errr.... vote for the Transcendental Meditation candidate then?

It's not such an easy choice. If you actually were Red, you'd despise Ken "I'm the 1%" L... And if you were a reasonable person, you'd vote for Mad Boris nor Red Ken either.

So remind me, how's this easy? One represents London as a Gilbert & Sullivan-esque ship of fools, the other as living under a split-tongue principle-free demagogue.

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"400,000 UK Chinese speakers, a large proportion of which will be voting in the London election": what are the actual numbers? Yes, a large proportion is entitled to, but what fraction actually will?

Campus here is full of Chinese speakers, most of them doing a business degree, short-term visitors and often struggling with English. I wouldn't bet many campaign on them in the local elections.

Marvin the Martian
Meh

And call me back when it's an actual emergency...

If it's a horde of RABID ZOMBIE SKUNKS for example.

Marvin the Martian
Windows

Re: I like the way these articles are getting less accusatory,

Mwah, it was just the less-palatable home truths that had to be said once and be done with...

No, actually, it is a perspective thing: the first ones were written from the recruiters' point of view and that cheesed off the majority. The writer showed recruiters' "thinking" in as blunt a way as possible. Someway somehow code monkeys lacked the empathy to follow that kind of logic (surprise!). They got hung up on the fact that the speaker clearly belongs to the lower steps on the evolutionary ladder (somewhere below the slime moulds, probably near the amino acids). They had a problem taking advice from an entity like that, or to check their planned steps from that viewpoint.

This article though is written from the employee's viewpoint, and people easily relate to that (surprise!).

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

Re: "will be tripe, recycled or not."

Tripe is by definition recycled.

But I'd cast a half eye on the trailer (as shown on Beeb site in context of the razzies), and I thought it was Sandler done up as Pacino, I and thought it quite well done.

Poor Al. He was looking quite bad last time I saw him (but then again, he was dying of aids, in "angels in america")...

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Re: "Academic" publishing?

And if that's giving you faux choque at the state of academic publishing, have for example a look at the series containing "The philosophy of Harry Potter". Written by actual academics, not flack...

http://www.opencourtbooks.com/categories/pcp.htm

The thing is, "impact" is the metric-du-jour for academics, and an interview on local radio gets you further than most serious journal papers. So popsci dumbed-down and misrepresented beats quality any day.

Marvin the Martian

Re: 5 minutes? Yes, but where?

This only works if you have a large hangar at your disposal, or live in a loft, as outside it's almost always too windy.

/mumbles about once living in a 7m high 12m x 8m mezzanined room in a converted school building, and the tech not being up to scratch then.

Marvin the Martian
Meh

Why keep making the same tablets by copying the same ideas?

Why not copy another idea?

I'd pay good money for a good pressure-sensitive tablet that's functionable when connected to a PC. That PC will be running Adobe CS, and we have a good, low-end competitor for a Wacom Cintiq.

Marvin the Martian

It's in the sense of Tolkien's "Watcher in the lake" in front of Moria...

It "reaches out" and snacks a pony, a rider, or both.

Marvin the Martian
Unhappy

"And yet /she/ is losing her license over all this? What kind of nonsense is that?"

Losing your license at that point is a moot point --- incident in 2004, convicted in 2008, so she's 4years not teaching anyway. The tragedy to me seems the four years of this creeping nightmare thing (neighbours and acquaintances don't tend to like people accused of this sort of thing), on top of all the costs and unemployability, with no sympathy from most people you'd ask for assistance.

From where I'm sitting, I'd never [falsely!] admit fault & pay the $100, even if that's a cheap and quick stop to haemorrhaging thousands. But after a year or two of this torture, I bet most people's self-respect and lives would be already destroyed so far that they'd sign anything.

A bit like the incredible confessions at witch trials.

Marvin the Martian
Facepalm

Re: another day

That was Nokia's strategy, and see how big they became!

(/whisper)

Oh, I see, FIRST Nokia was big, THEN they invented this a-model-a-week strategy, THEN they collapsed and almost went bankrupt. Sorry, move along...

Anyway, naming your phone "The One" paints yourself a bit into a corner. What then "The disciple", "The disciple's follower", "The disciple's follower's manservant"?

Marvin the Martian
Holmes

Re: Great advertising

How does "interesting" to someone living in their parents' basement in Oklahoma translate into sales in that particular Chinese store? And if someone wants to flaunt around in their expensive western designer clothes and go to the Starbucks to unpack their new Apple gear, will they go to a place where scuffles are expected carried out by two large armies of guards in ill-fitting PLA-uniform knockoffs?

I'd at least hoped for turtlenecked goons.

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Re: Top speed assistance?

It would seem stupid to use the assistance to reach a higher top speed --- it means you have to peddle more when going slower (typically: uphill), and extra speed when you have to soon brake (downhill, typically).

Here in hilly Exeter I'd pay good cash for this kind of bike: a battery-charging brake to make the inevitable downhill braking less of a waste, and an assist to get up the steepest bits (with a toddler and luggage on the back).

It doesn't seem to be that difficult to limit the electric engine to sub-15mph speeds.

Marvin the Martian

Re: Easy way to cut costs

Dr. Xym, a big part of the "payroll" mess is not the payroll admin, but "having people on the payroll".

That means not being able to fire them within a week (as in this case with consultants), tax complications, union complications, and building up gigantic pension fund provisions (ask Boeing and GM) that mean you may well get squeezed out of the market by upstarts if your typical workforce declines over time.

Marvin the Martian
Alert

"UK middle class hatred of satellites"

The article points to the middle class looking down on (neighbourhoods with) satellite users. Coincidentally, the same attitude holds on the continent, for entirely different reasons: immigrants.

In the early eighties you'd have a few rich people with giant dishes (maybe ex-colonials missing a flavour from their past, or big boys with big toys). But later almost all the (much more compact) dishes went to Arab (in France, Belgium, Holland etc) or Turkish (in Belgium, Holland, Germany etc) guest workers, to watch broadcasts from "home". For example in Amsterdam, there's a highrise ghetto called "Schotel City" ("Dish City").

Marvin the Martian
Meh

"you would just have good small icons and make them bigger if required."

No.

You would need different images to look best at different sizes. You notice this for example easily if you try to scale a logo down to 16x16 for a favicon on a website: if the original image is quite complicated (many colours, especially gradients, a thin black line around a coloured field like the icon on this post, etc etc) then you may well have to first simplify, then increase the contrast and only then scale the image down --- otherwise it's just a drab mess.

Marvin the Martian
Unhappy

Re: who?

Not even the usually-so-gullible-on-pseudoscience Beeb believed it! Their clip ended with the voiceover saying it looked more like computer generated than real footage.

So yes, who on earth believed it??

I like it that it boils down to "Dutchman admits physics laws still hold".

Marvin the Martian
Pint

You mean one-eyed Leela from Futurama?

Now there's a cross-over.

Marvin the Martian
Thumb Up

Alternatively, they could out-engineer Apple...

Where the iMac has pushed the idea of all-in-ones onto the world, quite successfully, HP could do them one better and make all-in-one desktop/screen/scanner/printers. OK maybe leave out the scanner (or make it side-feeding) to stand it closer to the wall...

In my experience both HP pc's and printers break down after about 3years, so that's the synergy they were looking for.

Marvin the Martian
Linux

Re: The perfect logo .....

And where are the other two androids, so together they can hold hands and play the Ubuntu logo (while petting a chameleon)? Can't be all pet penguins.

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

Re: Frustrating

"If any of this really were dangerous, planes would crash on a daily basis. They do not so let's stop worrying about it."

Thirteen months ago you would have argued living next to a Japanese reactor has never shown any bad consequences so it's 100% safe.

Not argueing that ipads could cause problems, just that your populist argumentation is a strawman.

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

Bad, weak troll.

"Anything on at X" being "the absolute worst ever in this galaxy"? Sad.

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Artist's impression?!

Is it someone trying to do an impression of being a graphical artist, or was the illustration made by an actual artist (a flute or banjo virtuoso, maybe)?

/Where's the interrobang button when you need it?

Marvin the Martian
Meh

90%?

I give this proposal 85%.

[Arbitrarily, you lost the 5% from "perfect"(i.e., 90%) for punctuation.]

Marvin the Martian
Meh

True dat,

and that's why you're an avid reader of the unbiased Conservapedia.

Marvin the Martian
Meh

Re: Bus-powered?

all of 'em?

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Speaking of Cool...

So what are the energy costs?

It's a bit silly to go to all these efforts for calculating cost of performing, but skipping the energy cost? Especially as you note that the seemingly-well-performing ones (wife's desktop, hydra-with-cooler) are clearly power hogs.

It is probably easy to get figures for the home computers (go to Maplin's/Radio Shack, buy power monitor for 15 or so quid), but the larger ones may be tricky to find? If not, it's an easily added column that would actually tell us something. The rest of the TOC (maintenance personnel + parts, expected lifespan) are too vague to add.

Marvin the Martian
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Re: "The cops out here have a carpenter on staff to replace doors they mistakenly kick in. "

It's skilled trade jobs. Also, maybe a bootmaker for cops who mangle theirs in the process.

Marvin the Martian
Meh

MySpace!?

Stories about (*gasp*) Second Life cannot be far off then...

Marvin the Martian

"This is an apple issue because?"

What I find strange is that ElReg persists in making it an Apple issue, when Foxconn builds laptops for almost any brand.

Marvin the Martian

It looks like a rendering.

I guess the employees cannot find the putting green (nor the basketball courts), because they're just architects' renderings...

Marvin the Martian
Paris Hilton

Because he had his gills stuck inside the larger shark?

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

True.

"Metre is used as the standard spelling of the metric unit for length in all English-speaking nations except the USA, which uses meter" dixit fiddlepedia.

Marvin the Martian

You just wanted to find a fault in article, didn't you?

"When people step on them" is the provocation it describes, so you just repeat the article in a vaguer way. And "usually not fatal" is what it says, being the opposite of saying "usually fatal" which would be a bollocks statement indeed, so you'd have to agree again with the article.

Now, "never fatal" is an obviously wrong statement as nature usually finds a way if it wants to screw you over. There's documented "death by misadventure" cases where a bitten diver panics and drowns, and arguably the nipped-only but distressed diver may attract larger sharks causing a frenzy, or may get blood poisoning and a toxic shock, or whatever. In all of those (very rare) cases the wobbegong bites are ultimately fatal.

Marvin the Martian

A: Because the pound went toilet-ward?

or B: Because the world strives to malign the little englanders? Must think hard now.

By definition, YOU don't notice if prices go up in another country to adjust for their devaluation.

Marvin the Martian
Holmes

Alternatives?

Please list those alternatives to Mathematica's symbolic computing engine again? R? Gnuplot?! Octave!? "even emacs calc-el can do more"?? Ah, indeed, Macsyma is in your list, and does part of what Mathematica can on that topic.

The simple statement is that you need to have the entire above list to cover most topics handled by Mathematica. So it's all different interfaces and languages, and on the whole each to less depth.

R would be a possible exception, but then R is an emulation of S.

Marvin the Martian
Coat

MB Air copy? Not the keyboard though!

The black-on-metal keys are what a PowerBook G4 looked like...

Marvin the Martian

"low tech is better"

I remember many of them there windmills being used in the middle ages, holland, the wild west... So there's not much lower tech than that! I'd argue "less moving parts is better"; PV is pretty hitech but reliable (inverters.. less so).

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Wasn't that the nineties?

I remember in the late nineties a spate of wooden computer attributes --- keyboards, monitors, mice etc. Expensive-ish, low four figures for keyboards (peanuts compared to ugly bling-encrusted ones).

Marvin the Martian
Stop

backwards music?

What happens if you switch earbuds? The music sounds as played behind you instead of in front of you -- so what? That happens anyways in many cases (see: car stereo).

It's not as if the music will suddenly play backwards (revealing satanic messages, unavoidably).

Marvin the Martian
Windows

You can also play it for real instead.

I once encountered a moose running on the motorway just S-W of Stockholm.

Marvin the Martian

White and grey are...

types of shark?

Marvin the Martian

So where's smoke there must be fire, eh?

"Unfounded" allegations just means they can be dismissed out of hand; that doesn't indicate whether or not the others can be made to stick, nor whether they are true.

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