Posted in Best and the Rest: ARM Mini PCs
Minecraft
So, how many of these can run Minecraft?
Posts by thefutureboy
109 posts • joined Thursday 18th October 2007 09:49 GMT
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I'm surprised Russell Brand had enough spare time to come up with a flexi-keyboard.
Red rag to a bull
Typeface discussion on El Reg is like a speed camera discussion on a motoring forum. Or like a speed camera discussion on El Reg for that matter...
Posted in Hands on with the Nikon D3200 DSLR
Hands on?
For about 10 seconds to take a few shots and then just write up the rest from the press release?
Re: Top Flying!
Hmmmmm, have I been duped then? Looks likely... :-(
Marge to Homer:
I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower.
Top Flying!
How seriously cool is that!
There can be only one
Highlander 2.
Why oh why, in the name of all that is pure and holy, why?
Posted in The seven types of commentard
Re: Clearly flawed
Not to mention those of us who *know* we are comedians.
Posted in Cineworld flaunts '4D' movies
So...
...that'll be at least another fiver on top of the ticket price.
I've been thinking (can you smell burning?)
So...add a second coat and it will be 100x better again! A few more coats and we'll only need one aerial for the whole of the world.
Mine's the two thin coats please, not the thick one.
I wonder...
...how long it took the photographers to :
a) Catch a bamboo shark
b) Find a carpet shark
c) Stuff one into the other
I'm sure Photoshop would've been quicker.
Tax?
Isn't the amount of import duty greater for a TV with a tuner rather than a monitor?
I for one...
...welcome our Nazi prehistoric zombie-making virus overlords.
Posted in George Lucas: 'No more Star Wars'
I don't get it...
...if he wanted Greedo to shoot first in the first place why didn't he film it that way in the first place?
Posted in George Lucas: 'No more Star Wars'
No...
He said he was going back to art house film making so Howard the Duck 2 must be his first project.
ALLAHU AKBAHR
Isn't he that fish-like-looking general in Star Wars?
I see what you did there!
Very good! :-)
Posted in 2011's Best... Games
Thoroughly nice
Glad to see you read the article first. Oh wait, you didn't.
BF3 & MW3 = FPS.
The other eight games <> FPS.
Posted in Lemmings
I remember!
There was an excellent article in .EXE magazine (remember that people?) by your own delightful Verity Stob, about playing Lemmings and then breaking into the office to complete a level having dreamt of the solution? Any chance of a link? Can't find it on Google...
Camp? Camp?
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Everybody likes parfait
Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
Posted in Premier League loses footie decoder case
Down side...
The down side of this ruling is the new found legality of allowing matches to be shown at 3pm on a Saturday afternoon. Currently no live matches may be shown at that time so as to not discourage football fans from attending lower league football by giving them the opportunity to watch 'better' football. This will no longer be the case.
Ha ha ha
'Help, help, I'm under attag'
That made me larf.
Posted in Verity's secret shame revealed
Whilst on the phone spelling something, my wife rather splendidly used:
"N for Knob"
Posted in BT to fibre-up another 114 exchanges
Doh!
I thought I was on to a winner with this. They've just resurfaced my road so digging some of it up for fibre laying looked to be a dead cert but alas no.
Posted in Sony slashes PlayStation 3 prices
What?
No one posting a comment about how much better the Xbox360/Gaming PC/Wii/iPhone/Amiga/ZX81* is? I am disappointed.
*Delete as applicable
Posted in Exogear Exomount universal gadget mount
Looks good!
That Spiderpodium thingy looks like just what I need for a universal mount for my Desire. Have a thumb! ;-)
Pinhead?
Looking at that picture, has he encountered a strange alien race of head shrinkers?
And away we go!
Cue the "Speeding Is Bad v Oh No It's Not" argument.
Posted in Child of Eden
Tears to the eyes
"Lumi – the fist human born in space"
I'm not sure I want to know how they were conceived...
Further question having seen the picture
Are those safety specs she is wearing or did she arrive on a motorbike?
Posted in Videogames give kids the munchies
Does the opposite for me too
When I eat I forget to play video games.
Thumbs Up
@Sarah Bee Your rebukes always bring a smile to my face. Keep up the good work.
Posted in Peugeot compo cam aids amateur espionage
Blur
They have blurred the faces of all kids but not the adults.
I assume this is to protect kids who may have removed from abusive families and taken to safer places to live.
It will turn into
A Despair Squid!
Posted in Nude gardener's arse hauled into court
Quote:
"You don't look like your average horti-f***ing-culturist!"
@Nightfox
# Nothing New → #
#
# I had a similar experience on a 750ml bottle of Radox once
Ah, but I bet you made a clean getaway...
War! War never changes...or does it?
War!
War never changes. or does it?
The war has changed. Did it? The answer is no, unless it is yes!
No, of course it is. is war...yes? No?! Yes?!
And the soldier who shot Bin Laden will have got instant promotion to Sergeant of the Master Sergeants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeant to the MAX!
Hmmmmm
Something using dates I reckon hence at the bottom of one page is:
D-W-M-Y (day, week, month, year) followed by MIL which obviously means MILLENNIUM
There is also 71, 74 and 75 on the other page, which probably mean something really important....maybe....errr....dunno...
I think he was concerned with the panic over the Millennium Bug and was about to spill the beans when someone bumped 'im orf.
Ah, I see!
"When we made the original decision [to charge], the image was provided to us on disc. The defence requested details of where the image was on the computer and when the computer was checked, the image was no longer there. In light of that, we felt we could no longer go ahead with the case."
The old "Cut & Paste" rather than "Copy & Paste" mistake I'll wager.
Posted in O2 hits button on location-based ads
That's working well then...
...as I received my Starbucks ad when I was 3 miles from the nearest town that has said establishment. Obviously I did seriously consider the offer so tempting that maybe I should rush to the nearest Starbucks but managed to talk myself down.
Posted in Amazon shrinks books with Kindle Singles
Size of an elephant!
Doesn't there need to be a standard size for books?
Maybe something like 10 Mills & Boon = 1 War & Peace
May I be the first to say:
Yeah, chinny reckon!
Errr.....no.
Personally I'd rather see the country go to hell in a handbasket before I start wearing chunky arran sweaters, sandals with socks, a large woolly beard and listening to scrawny folk singers singing "Hey nonny nonny" with a finger in their ear.
Or should I read the article before commenting?
Snort! Guffaw! Fnarr-fnarr!
"Jeffrey Weiner". Hu hu...chortle...
BMW
There may not be specific laws covering BMWs but the drivers seem to have their own rules considering the use of indicators. So much so, for a long time, I was under the impression that indicators were an optional extra on BMWs.
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Tim Worstall
Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
Chris Mellor
Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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