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Re: @Norfolk 'n' Goode

It is not about being "better than the perpetrator" - that is hardly a meaningful statement in a society that no longer pretends to have a common system of morality. Rather than trying to score goody-goody points, you should ponder how society works better or worse with the policy.

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Re: With every passing discovery,

Why assume that Jesus only saved THIS world through his sacrifice? I don't remember anything in the Bible claiming that salvation was limited to planet Earth. Indeed, I thought a large part of the point of Chrisitianity is that, unlike Judahism, it is Universal, and that one should therefore spread the good news.

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Re: With every passing discovery,

Is there any serious theologian that has ever stated that life on other planets would be a problem? Why do you guys seem to all think there would be issues with this?

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For most iOS applications which have some concept of owning files, you can copy files back & forth using iTunes. Hopefully you could do the same with ROM files for this app. Anyone know?

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What was it's alignment, and how many hit points did it have?

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The main Christian powers before 1000 AD - Byzantium, the Carolingian Franks, and, to a lesser extent, Anglo-Saxon England - were far more important for the preservation of knowledge that kicked off the Renaissance than any of the Islamic powers. Indeed, the Renaissance was to a great extent kicked off by refugees from Byzantium after it's sackings by the Turks, and, earlier, by the 4th crusade.

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Gimp

Ou la la

Ils sont fous, ces fanboise.

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Weaponize it

Obviously the next step is to improve its military capabilities so as to be able to take out competing technology news websites.

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Go

re: erm...

I lounge corrected, except I'm not sure all of those count as mopheads though.

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Linux

Manchester Mopheads

If they are the preferred Mopheads of Manchester, then they are Manchester's favourite Mopheads, no matter whence they came, innit? You don't know of any Mopheads that Manchester likes better than the Beatles, right?

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Consumer?

Surely the title 'consumer' is more appropriate for the fellow who spends way more cash on high specced cameras, music players, portable computers, and totes them about everywhere, rather than someone who just keeps a simple smartphone on them. What do you do, run around with a Batman utility belt on?

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FAIL

Oompa

The author missed out on a number of obvious chocolate factory jokes. I expect better of the Register.

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Actress Prison?

I aspect she'll go to some glamorous prison like in that Lady Gaga Telephone documentary.

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Obviously

There is no joy in Sadville

For mighty Linden has struck them off

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So...

So bald and sweaty people are more evolved then? Steve Ballmer will be glad to hear that.

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Expensive Rubbish

Why can't they buy a netbook instead?

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Hamil

Oh. Is he still alive then?

Burp.

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If...

If only they could all be scooped out and gobbled up by hungry bears.

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Mean

Doesn't mean there won't be an optional AppStore. Pretty good idea really.

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There's an app for that

Search the app store for TP

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Innit

How do Britain's googlers rate?

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Ignore good reviews

In any product review website, you should ignore the good reviews: look at the bad reviews and decide if the writers are insane or not.

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Do they never learn?

What is the west coming to? One minute they're persecuting Galileo, the next they're tormenting the creators of Wobble iBoobs. This is a sad day for freedom.

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License

They should expand the TV license to cover iPhones if they're going to put content on them.

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App Store HAS ALTERNATIVE WEB BROWSERS

The App Store ALREADY CONTAINS ALTERNATIVE WEB BROWSERS, by Gum. iCab, for example, is a good example. Unless Apple has actually rejected them already with this excuse, then I call bullshitanigans on Opera.

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mount joy

If I recall right, these iMac thingums have a standard mount connector in the back, so they can be attached to all kinds of multi jointed holders, so the touch screen thing could be useful in certain non-desktop scenarios, such as a mounted on-the-toilet computer.

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We need

a dedicated army of real life BOFH types, to launch a brutal campaign of elimination against the technologically ignorant. Given their higher breeding rates, if we do not, then your children will have to cope with ever increasing numbers of twits: a sorry fate for humanity.

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There

Goes the Neighbourhood.

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Flame

Justice

Flog everyone involved, then burn down the house - it's the only way to be sure.

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no exceptions!

interesting that it doesn't have the capacity to throw exceptions ... pretty much all popular languages do that nowadays, excepting 'C'. I guess they don't mix too well with all that 'goroutine' stuff or something.

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O-=

If there is an afterlife and the world does end in 2012, then they will look pretty stupid.

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hang them

Bring back hanging for unemployed people: that'll sort them out.

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Happy

shorts

We should have shorter daytime hours during the winter - say 45 mins or so, and longer ones during the summer. That would sort everyone out.

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Therefore

This is why Democracy is such a bad idea, and pretty much the opposite of freedom.

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ieigmaltk

The BNP is the only political party left in the UK with even a modicum of decency, unfortunately.

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Hmmm

Are you trying to say that the Telegraph comments were actually automatically generated? They don't appear anything like the actual Twat-o-tron output that I have seen. I would also point out that a lot of people do indeed feel betrayed by the current leftist orthodoxy, and attempts to pretend that such people are nothing more than automated comment generators is all rather "new Labour", frankly.

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Effing

There is no other programming language as capable as C++ when you are creating complex software that needs to be highly efficient. Lisp comes close, except for the cons-ing overhead. C is fine for simple software. Other popular modern languages lose out when you need real world efficiency, whatever their other virtues.

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Pretty bubbles in the air

The problem is that the scientists themselves are not a neutral party - due to the state funded nature of science these days, it is in the interest of environmental scientists to turn up the hysteria. By accepting government money, science becomes just another lobbying group.

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Unhappy

Twits

When you realize that most of the Apple bashing here should be read in a Monty Pythonesque "British Twit" kind of voice, then it makes a lot more sense: The problem is that the UK is filled to the brim with chippy twerps who think that anyone buying an iPhone is trying to "make a statement" about how sophisticated they are, and therefore feel an overwhelming need to pull them down a peg. This phenomenon is common across all kinds of goods in Britain, and is the main reason why Britain sucks so much.

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You've got a Friend in Jimbo

See the Reverend Horton Heat for more details.

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Boffin

For shame...

All the piss taking above is out of order: this kind of science has a far higher potential for improving human happiness that all that boring astronomy and physics nonsense. We just need to find ways of increasing the situations where sexually themed fancy dress is considered de rigeur... replacing casual Fridays with sexually themed fancy dress Fridays, for example.

Posted in Bloody code!
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Paris Hilton

Simplicity

More important than single exit points is to keep your methods simple. With simple methods, the logic of the

if (account == null) return;

thing half way through is plain. If you have a method that contains pages of code, with nested if's, for's and case's, then a return statement half way through makes the method much harder to understand.

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Flame

Thick

Britons may be thick, but are very very good at drinking and violence, which is what really counts in the long run. I suggest we find some of these brainy countries, go over there and beat the crap out of them and take their gold and women. That'll teach them for being a load of swots.

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Flame

Exploding version?

They need to do an exploding version for the Jihad-challenged types amongst us

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rsync vs Time Machine.

rsync compares checksums on every file that may have been updated. i.e. it needs to open every single file that isn't obviously different, both on the source and the target disk.

Time Machine uses Leopard's FS Event facility to record changes to the file system (at the directory level), meaning that when the time comes to perform the backup, where is much less work to be done. As per the Ars Technica review: http://arstechnica.com/reviews/os/mac-os-x-10-5.ars/14

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One Button Mice?

I don't know how you guys all manage to just have one mouse button - Apple hasn't sold a one button mouse for almost 2 years.

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Jobs Halo

Oh, Mr Bassett

Mr Bassett, despite his 12 years of Mac use when he was in school, never realised that the menu bar at the top of the screen changed with the application in focus.

Perhaps Mr Bassett would care to share the name of the home where he is currently being looked after, so that the more charitable amongst us can send donations?

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