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Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 15:23 GMT
In Bloke crams 13 into Volvo S70
He wouldn't happen to be a teacher at a clown college would he?
12 posts • joined Tuesday 6th November 2007 01:07 GMT
Posted Friday 13th November 2009 10:10 GMT
In Intel settles with AMD for $1.25bn
Now we will never know if Intel was giving discounts to OEMs for not using AMD chips.
Unless of course Intel begins or continues the practice after this agreement...
Posted Friday 14th August 2009 23:45 GMT
In IT Crowd writer defends NHS
It's not "many" Americans, just the loud assholes. They are a small minority, albeit an VERY vocal one. It's still entertaining to watch though, like watching a man hit himself in the nut with a hammer while he is complaining nobody is doing anything about it.
Posted Tuesday 21st October 2008 04:01 GMT
In Swiss boffins sniff passwords from (wired) keyboards 65 feet away
Something tells me that someone sneaked in and entered "password" on the computer with the fancy do-dads while the cameraman slowly walked and typed on the computer in the other room.
Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 15:23 GMT
In Bloke crams 13 into Volvo S70
He wouldn't happen to be a teacher at a clown college would he?
Posted Friday 4th April 2008 02:39 GMT
In Sun sues NetApp, take three
we just give Dave and Jon each a 5th of whiskey and toss them into an arena with miscellaneous blunt objects before this devolves into some boring Peewee Herman-like "I know you are but what am I!" crybaby fest.
Posted Friday 15th February 2008 02:23 GMT
In Major Linux security glitch lets hackers in at Claranet
'Fanboi"
Seriously. If this keeps up we will all start spelling like an AOL chatroom full of 12 year olds.
Posted Tuesday 12th February 2008 02:30 GMT
In Apple sets its sights on video consoles
iFail.
The Nokia nGage has the support of EA behind it and it flopped miserably.
Hmmm... inGage?
Posted Tuesday 5th February 2008 09:40 GMT
In IPv6 roots planted on the net
We just need to convince lawmakers that only basement dwelling nerds who would even know what IPv6 is look at porn and "force" all porn sites to use IPv6.
By the end of the year, 95% of the internet will be using IPv6. The elected mouth breathers get their feel good "thinking of the children" law and we get a slightly less goofy network protocol.
Everybody Wins!... sort of.
Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 16:07 GMT
In Microsoft develops 'intelligent' shopping trolley
Now we can have some high tech homeless people now!
Posted Friday 4th January 2008 02:27 GMT
In Something awful happens to somethingawful.com
What's the matter Dana? Did they make fun of your furry balloon fetish webcomic?
Posted Saturday 15th December 2007 03:03 GMT
In Nintendo Wii said to 'attract cockroaches'
Wiis do in fact have a fan. A quiet one, but a fan none the less.
Posted Tuesday 6th November 2007 01:13 GMT
In Hack database, change school grades, go to jail for 20 years (maybe)
I think the "unspecified hacking techniques" are what the police say when they couldn't find the flashy graphical hacking programs they see in movies.