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* Posts by Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

12 posts • joined Tuesday 6th November 2007 01:07 GMT

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

Well this is certainly a blue ball moment...  

In Intel settles with AMD for $1.25bn

Unhappy

Now we will never know if Intel was giving discounts to OEMs for not using AMD chips.

Unless of course Intel begins or continues the practice after this agreement...

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

Re: It's the lies that are the problem  

In IT Crowd writer defends NHS

Grenade

It's not "many" Americans, just the loud assholes. They are a small minority, albeit an VERY vocal one. It's still entertaining to watch though, like watching a man hit himself in the nut with a hammer while he is complaining nobody is doing anything about it.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

It's a magic show  

In Swiss boffins sniff passwords from (wired) keyboards 65 feet away

Black Helicopters

Something tells me that someone sneaked in and entered "password" on the computer with the fancy do-dads while the cameraman slowly walked and typed on the computer in the other room.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

clown car?  

In Bloke crams 13 into Volvo S70

He wouldn't happen to be a teacher at a clown college would he?

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

I say...  

In Sun sues NetApp, take three

we just give Dave and Jon each a 5th of whiskey and toss them into an arena with miscellaneous blunt objects before this devolves into some boring Peewee Herman-like "I know you are but what am I!" crybaby fest.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

new banned worf for El Reg  

In Major Linux security glitch lets hackers in at Claranet

Unhappy

'Fanboi"

Seriously. If this keeps up we will all start spelling like an AOL chatroom full of 12 year olds.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

@lemme guess  

In Apple sets its sights on video consoles

Jobs Horns

iFail.

The Nokia nGage has the support of EA behind it and it flopped miserably.

Hmmm... inGage?

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

Let's have the government help.  

In IPv6 roots planted on the net

Happy

We just need to convince lawmakers that only basement dwelling nerds who would even know what IPv6 is look at porn and "force" all porn sites to use IPv6.

By the end of the year, 95% of the internet will be using IPv6. The elected mouth breathers get their feel good "thinking of the children" law and we get a slightly less goofy network protocol.

Everybody Wins!... sort of.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

Awsome!  

In Microsoft develops 'intelligent' shopping trolley

Thumb Up

Now we can have some high tech homeless people now!

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

@ Good!  

In Something awful happens to somethingawful.com

Unhappy

What's the matter Dana? Did they make fun of your furry balloon fetish webcomic?

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

@ Seriously  

In Nintendo Wii said to 'attract cockroaches'

Wiis do in fact have a fan. A quiet one, but a fan none the less.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

@ Err....  

In Hack database, change school grades, go to jail for 20 years (maybe)

I think the "unspecified hacking techniques" are what the police say when they couldn't find the flashy graphical hacking programs they see in movies.