My way ...
... because everyone who can't sing does that one.
35 posts • joined Friday 9th March 2007 07:58 GMT
Scanjet Plus came with instructions (and API IIRC) to program the tunes yourself - dead cute
Ditto - who says the English judiciary have no sense of humour?
Android Market disappeared this morning - no Google Play. Rebooted x2 - still zilch.
Somewhat disgruntled Galaxy II fanboi here.
... not the new technology, but the fact that existing, working, reliable tech is only a couple of orders of magnitude less dense than this exotic new stuff. I really am impressed.
I think my smartphone has Carrier IQ on it.
"16.5 inches for we plebes"
*We* plebs are not happy with the mere 16.5 inches for *us* plebs. Have you noticed the difference?
Most people over 20 couldn't detect individual pixels at far lower resolutions, and for oldies like me it's the size of the display that matters so I don't have to keep fishing out my reading glasses to check texts and emails ...
Having suffered from lazy DBAs in years gone by who banned the use of apostrophes in names it seems to have reared its ugly head again. A few days ago I tried to register my mobe for my bank's inclusive insurance deal only to find that I'm not allowed to use my real name. When I asked the telephone "help"-line bod about this he confirmed that apostrophes are illegal. I asked him whether the bank did much business in Ireland but he seemed unable to comprehend the question.
For shame, Barclays, for shame.
I have a 2005 Motion Computing tablet in daily use. With stylus: after all, I learned to write with a pencil and this is no different. Going to board meetings with all the papers on it is so convenient - the others have 1-2kg files. Also I have the papers from all the past meetings, with my annotations, to hand. My colleague who trialled a fondleslab could read only and went back to dead trees pretty quickly.
To use it for content production is a breeze - I can pop it in its desk stand and use keyboard and mouse or remote desktop into it while it's an a drawer, or if I have to type on the move there's an on-screen handwriting converter thingy or small bluetooth keyboard that I can use. Like Novatone, I can do practically anything on it that I can do on the desktop (except Half-life, which I tried once!) including office apps, developing with Delphi, and 'desktop' mapping software that doubles as a handy satnav on a 12.1" display. Plus Winamp and VLC (12.1" screen, remember?) for long train/plane journeys
It's also been in a rucksack twice when I've been dumped off my motorbike by tw*ts in cars and one corner is held together by sticky tape. But it still works, and still gives me 8 hours on a charge so I can work all day.
Who needs fondleslabs? Some of us do real work.
... because everyone who can't sing does that one.
To the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, Sir Paul Stephenson.
Dear Sir Paul,
Please will you do the same as Norfolk and institute a one-day clampdown on users of mobile-phones and laptops/iPads etc in London? Your conviction stats would go through the roof. And while you're at it, please can you get that truck driver who was reading a newspaper on his steering wheel last week and nearly flattened me?
Or if that's too resource-intensive, would you like to ride pillion with me (or one of your own officers) and just take a look for yourself at the proprtion of drivers using devices that take their attention away from the road? It may change your mind.
Thank you
... if it's got anything Microsoft in it!
Classic.
I know I did because I read a positive story in El Reg on an NHS IT subject.
< I'll get my scrubs
Thought-provoking and well written. Unfortunately I hold out no such hope for any Hollywood version.
(presumably that's how Kurgan would view me) I can't understand his/her point. Growing artificial livers seems OK to me: no more against God's will than artificial knee-joints, coronary artery bypass surgery or public health measures to prevent disease (the field I work in).
I think his/her comments say more about him/her than about the subject of this article.
Icon? Couldn't resist! Who'd have guessed - a God-squaddie with sense of humour. How unstereotypical!
I find myself in the odd position of agreeing with David W (an American perhaps?). Though I still have reservations about the 'Team America World Police' thing which is pervasive even though the splendid Mr Obama (for so he is) has changed the White House's direction on this issue. I look forward to the same change in the general population's mindset (with more hope than expectation).
They were always a few years behind the times, too. Chiltern Railways have had these for ages ... and very convenient they are, too
"Ever broken the SATA connector off?"
No. I once broke off a SCSI disk-to-motherboard ribbon cable connector though. Spending 3 hours re-soldering at 2am it taught me to be very careful with all connectors.
I emailed our beloved Moderatrix - oddly enough, google sites were not flegged as hazard, juet everyone else ...
... I though it was because I had googled for a recipe for coq-au-vin ...
Paris for obvious reasons
Bendy-buses. And what do bendy-buses and laptop batteries have in common?
hint: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3563279.stm
Anyone see a trend?
I, for one, welcome our new incandescent teutonic overlords.
<<- for obvious reasons
"Maybe, in the grey, grey, gloom of midsummer, with the nostalgic stupor of the French, the passionless precision of the Swiss and the Teutonic "Vorsprung durch Technik" just a one-armed dog paddle and a quick jog away, your heart is an insulated plastic cool box within which lies the sogged leftover meat paste sandwiches of regret, but down here, where even the deepest winter is a glory of sunshine and blue skies from horizon to horizon, our Eskis are packed solid with frosty bottles of home-brewed opportunity. Slightly hoppy with an afternote of malt and new hope. Have one. Theres plenty to go around."
Forget FOTW - can we have a mention for the best prose? Give this guy a job on the Reg!
I can uninstall Firefox - every part of it, as far as I am aware - from my PC. Can the same be said of IE?
I used to use one of those back in the 70s via Teletype/tape/card from a remote site. Never knew what the beast looked like though - it could have been vast ranks of slide-rule wielding pixies for all I knew. So 30+ years later, I know. Thank you, Reg
"On the other hand if your over here you can always have domestic US beer...errr...."
Sam Adams Oktoberfest? Yum!
... if my travel arrangements had been disrupted by this. I was flying back to the UK through Logan (fortunately terminal B).
Having lived in London through the bombings in the '70s I can understand the reaction of both the authorities and the public at the total idiocy and lack of thought of this kid. Anyone walking through an airport at the present time with a bunch of electronics and a handful of Play-doh has obviously not thought through the consequences of their actions and should be left in no doubts as to the magnitude of their stupidity. "She's kind of counter culture. She's prone to do whimsical things" the news article puts it. No, not whimsical. Just stupid, thoughtless, ill-judged and offensive.
I think I understood what amanfromMars posted. I need therapy!
Where can I buy a red scarf?
This highlights one of the big problems with the US 120v mains: there's just not enough poke to help Darwin. Also, it makes electric kettles a problem: a 3kW kettle would pull 25A ... no wonder my American friends use old technology gas hobe for their cuppas.
I'm another dentist who wouldn't touch Vista with a barge-pole. However, I take great exception to be referred to as a 'common person' by Rob.
A card for charging small-value transactions is a good idea (though with the price of second-rate coffee in some of the chains in London it can hardly be classed as 'small-value') but why Oyster? I wonder how many people top up Oyster cards for their teenagers to make sure they can always get home in the evenings and will find they are paying for coffee, burgers, possibly booze and other stuff?
Will there be an 'opt-out' for categories of purchase and how long before tech-savvy kids find ways of getting round it?
Think again, tfl.
Surely in this case the correct dialogue is:
<whisper> "Can you keep a secret?"
<whisper back> "I could answer that one but then I'd have to kill you"
I've been a Pandora listener for a while now and as a result of introducing me to new groups that I had not heard before I have bought several CDs that I would not otherwise have considered. And from someone who buys only a few CDs per year, that represents a large increase in my music purchases, new money coming into the industry. Multiply that by the number who have done the same, it's an industry gain, not loss.
Typical of the unimaginative, uncreative approach beloved of a supposedly creative industry who are unable to distinguish between piracy and legitimate listening.
Or perhaps they are worried that if we listened to moreof the music instead of watching the videos and absorbing the hype we'd never buy anything?
"MSDN is a gift to you. You should be honored to have access of any kind."
Let's see who benefits most from this: after all, the more applications are written for their OS, the "better" it looks. Microsoft derives huge revenues from its operations, and if there were few third-party apps produced, would it have such a large user base?
I would say that, contrary to the above comment, Microsoft is almost totally dependent for its market position on the efforts of third-party producers, and it makes sound business sense to assist them in every way possible, including decent software development information and tools.
So it's not an honour: the development community is keeping Microsoft in business.