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* Posts by Simon Elliott

12 posts • joined Tuesday 11th December 2007 15:16 GMT

Simon Elliott

Could this be like Eddie Stobart spotting?  

In El Reg Street View snappers caught on camera

Boffin

We need a website with a pic of each unique google streetview car and where it has been spotted.

Simon Elliott

Turn a mini into an iMac  

In Apple Mac Mini (Early 2009)

Jobs Halo

Interestingly, this ViewSonic monitor has the same panel as the new iMacs:

http://www.misco.co.uk/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=266831&CatId=918

So a high end mini, Apple keyboard, mouse, this monitor and VAT will set you back £870.

Simon@ www.thefreemac.com

Simon Elliott

Americium  

In Israelis develop 'safe' plutonium: good for power, bad for weapons

Alert

Isn't that like Canadium but less boring?

Simon Elliott

But where does the leccy come from?  

In Tesla announces S, unwraps Sport

Flame

Coal!!!

Simon Elliott

A badly written support note and article  

In Apple tells Mac users: Get anti-virus

Jobs Halo

Mac users should worry about their Windows colleagues (it's a bit like having an injured puppy in the room) and have some sort of antivirus software running but ClamXAV is more than good enough and free.

I think it was more to pacify sysmans in mixed networks who can't bear the thought of not installing crap on computers to make them run slower and infuriate their users.

www.thefreemac.com

Simon Elliott

Solver for Mac  

In OpenOffice 3.0 - the only option for masochistic Linux users

Jobs Halo

Umm, much as I hate Office for Mac, you seem to have not noticed the solver tool freely available for Office 2008 here: http://www.solver.com/mac/dwnmacsolver.htm

Simon Elliott

www.thefreemac.com

Simon Elliott

He was a British, not English  

In King Arthur was English 'propaganda', French claim

Black Helicopters

Calling Arthur an English king is like saying Cornwall is part of England.

Onen Hag Oll

Simon Elliott

So why  

In Analyst: Intel Atom inside iPhone in 2010

Jobs Halo

would apple have just purchased a chip design company and pretty much said that they will be designing custom chips in house for low power devices?

See - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/23/apple_pasemi/

Simon Elliott

Not broad enough  

In MPs: Axe Nimrod subhunters to balance MoD budget

Linux

In our modern fast warfare scenarios, why do we still hang on to archaic divisions in the armed forces where all three operate aircraft, yet we have the RAF, etc.

Maybe the real saving could come with having just one armed force, that works together and has one set of equipment. We could then concentrate on always having the best for each job.

Simon Elliott

What about  

In HMRC blows £1.4m on two-word slogan

Happy

The Ministry of Pound

Simon Elliott

Better still  

In Apple on the lookout for one million unlocked iPhones

Thumb Up

Buy a cheap contract phone and get an iPod touch. Then you get most of the benefits of the iPhone and a cheaper deal.

Simon Elliott

Oh you have to do something good with this  

In Daring Register raid snatches key government URL

Dead Vulture

What about all of those wonderful stories about government IT (in)competence?

Wrap it up as a fake advert for the government.