* Posts by Gene Cash

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Ring dinged for $5.6M after, among other claims, rogue insider spied on 'pretty girls'

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Re: Paypal?

Yeah, and is Paypal getting a cut or a fee to distribute this money? If so, that's completely wrong.

ByteDance 'would rather' torpedo TikTok than sell it off

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This is the best possible outcome

Not going to be any tears here. Just sayin'

The amount of stolen YouTube videos being passed off as their content was just gobsmacking.

DARPA's latest toy is a 20-foot, 12-ton tank that drives itself

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Re: Welcome to DARPA-Land where budgets never get cut…

Well considering "DARPA-Land" got me a world-wide innernetz and a bunch of other cool stuff, I'm not complaining. Aside from NASA/JPL, it's one of the few places my taxes are even remotely well-used.

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"20-foot, 12-ton tank"

So basically any American car in the early '70s...

Throwflame launches fire-spitting robo-dog from Hell

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Or has to sniff the other flame-throwing dog's butt...

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I didn't get an assault rifle, but I got walked out for trying to buy a Helicoil thread repair kit.

And there's no joke icon, because that wasn't a joke. It happened.

Samsung shows off battery tech it says will see you gone in nine minutes

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Re: Great news

I don't think you're taking into consideration how hair-trigger current airbags are.

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Re: Great news

> packed with cameras and other stuff

A co-worker had his Honda's windshield crack from a rock kicked up on the interstate. It turned into an 11-week ordeal because replacing the window requires recalibrating the camera & sensors behind the rearview mirror.

This was apparently something the dealership could not do and they had to send him to a "specialist"

Japan's Moon lander makes it through another lunar night

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This is actually a hell of a useful first. What have they done different in the design, and how can everybody learn from it? Is it different battery chemistry? Or insulation? Or I don't know, something as simple as different capacitor chemistry?

Forget the AI doom and hype, let's make computers useful

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Yep... "AI is winning at checkers" - nope, we have that and it's not AI

"AI is winning at chess" - nope, we have that and it's not AI

"AI is winning at Go" - nope, we (sort of) have that and it's not AI

"AI is translating languages" - nope, we (sort of) have that and it's not AI

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Re: That is a quote I will keep

No, the point is that it does NOT generalize. It accumulates a vast mass of training data, and is basically looking to see if the current situation matches any of that training data.

Today's "AI" is glorified spellcheck (to borrow a recent comment)

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"Hard AI" vs "Soft AI"

There's 2 schools of thought:

"Hard AI" folks that think yes, we'll eventually make computers intelligent like people.

"Soft AI" folks that don't think that's possible, but think that research into AI is very useful because it teaches us about the brain and intelligence in general.

BMW calls for vendor openness in quest to mine its own processes

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Re: Lass dich ficken, BMW.

"When somebody tells me a job they're doing is pointless I remind them that there's somebody employed in Germany to fit BMWs with turn signals."

GM shared our driving data with insurers without consent, lawsuit claims

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> retirees driving 30+ year old cars.

Another thing 30+ year old cars usually don't have are monthly loan payments. That's a hell of an incentive right there.

Miles of optical fiber crafted aboard ISS marks manufacturing first

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Facepalm

Great... a new level for audio-phools to strive for. Oxygen free unidirectional wide spectrum gold plated optical fiber MADE IN SPAAAACCCEE!

Silicon Valley roundabout has drivers in a spin

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Re: Why start at level two?

Yeah, I watched the video, and if I ran into this thing, I would definitely fuck it all up in a massive way.

And I do know some people in mall crawler trucks that would consider it a challenge to go straight across.

UnitedHealth admits IT security breach could 'cover substantial proportion of people in America'

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Re: What I see all the time

Or it could just be they're governmentally incompetent.

I live in a house that had a long string of renters over the years, so I still get mail for a round dozen people. The procedure from the USPS website is to mark it "Not at this Address: Return to Sender" and put it in the post office box (which is quite a drive away)

Opening it is illegal, of course, but then so is throwing it away.

I also put a label with my name on the inside of my mailbox, as recommended.

So of course I get the same piece of mail redelivered, complete with my large Sharpie marking on it. I marked it in red Sharpie and tried again, and it was delivered to me again. One more try with a green Sharpie.

I then put it in an envelope and sent it to the nearest Postal Inspector's office, with a letter explaining the circus, and I haven't gotten the wrong mail for at least a week now.

Leicester streetlights take ransomware attack personally, shine on 24/7

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Re: Why are they controlled remotely anyway?

> But is it really worthwhile?

Sure, if you're a responsible organization and don't cock things up so badly.

Over a million Neighbourhood Watch members exposed through web app bug

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Same jarring arbitrary crap as the Bbc declaring acronyms will no longer be all-caps (except they still fully capitalize Bbc)

Sorry... it should be NASA, and not Nasa. Even El Reg follows this: https://www.theregister.com/2024/04/23/voyager_1_engineering_updates/

Rarest, strangest, form of Windows saved techie from moment of security madness

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"Then he realized that he was about to take the company down by doing exactly what he warned everyone else not to do. Oh, the shame! The humiliation!"

See also "MITRE admits 'nation state' attackers touched its NERVE R&D operation"

https://www.theregister.com/2024/04/22/in_brief_security/

Zilog to end standalone sales of the legendary Z80 CPU

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Re: If it wasn't for the Z80

I got my TRS-80 Christmas '79, which was almost 45 years ago.

The "expansion edge connector" at the back was some PCB traces extended past the reset button. When fumbling for the reset button, I discovered these traces connected directly to the Z-80, no buffer chips, nothing to protect it from static. I then discovered that TRS-80 warranty returns came directly out of the Radio Shack store's income, so the store manager was as distraught over the machine's demise as I was.

Lightweight LXQt 2.0.0 updates to same toolkit as KDE Plasma 6

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Well actually FVWM is mostly a toolkit that exposes window operations (move/resize/open/close/iconify) and sets certain standard behaviors, such as "keep this window on top" or "put titlebars on the left side" or "no frame for these windows"

The important part is it calls certain functions when something happens to a window, so that for example when a window is created, you can maximize it automatically, or place it in a particular position, or do an animation. You can also write functions for keystrokes, so F1 lowers a window to the background, F2 iconifies a window, F6 can minimize all the current windows and get them the hell out of your face, or ctrl-shift-left-arrow can send a window to the left monitor.

I don't think Wayland would have too much trouble. Most of the stuff has to be common to all windowing systems, like "maximize window" or "hook to this event"

Or is Wayland that shitty?

But yeah, until Wayland can do FVWM... they will have to pry X11 out of my cold dead hands.

A knotty problem: Boffins working on fuel-efficient trajectories for space travel

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Re: heteroclinic connection*

I remember finding a paper by some SpaceX guys on the booster landing guidance. My meager maths abilities instantly noped out of there and was last seen running for the hills.

In 50+ years of being a space geek, and 10 years of playing KSP, this is the first I've heard the term "heteroclinic connection"

I do like how "heteroclinic connection" in Wikipedia redirects to "heteroclinic orbit" which has a link to "heteroclinic connection", which actually goes to "homoclinic connection"

Out-of-context statement of the week: "Homoclinic tangles are always accompanied by a Smale horseshoe"

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The important questions

So when is this going to be added to MechJeb?

Your trainee just took down our business and has no idea how or why

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So you're saying you work for Amazon AWS then...?

Huawei's latest flagship smartphone contains no world-shaking silicon surprises

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Re: Undertone

I have a Raspberry Pi, but instead of the core being Arm v8, it's Arm inline4.

A quarter of 5-7 year olds now use smartphones, says regulator

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Re: How the great rewiring of childhood is causing an epidemic of mental illness

In the US at least, it's the shitty doctors.

I fell out of my chair not paying attention sitting down, ended up really hard on the floor and messed up my back.

I went to the doctor looking for an x-ray or something to find out how bad it was. It really hurt.

The doctor went off on a tirade about pain pills and how he wasn't going to give them to me. I could not make him see I DID NOT WANT the pain pills, I just wanted him to do his job and diagnose what sort of condition my back was in.

Nope, can't do that.

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Re: How the great rewiring of childhood is causing an epidemic of mental illness

I used to be able to go out in the back yard and play. I even used to be able to go into the woods and explore, or walk over and visit friends.

Now I see kids AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED OUT OF THE HOUSE. Even going into the back yard is not an option.

It's as bad as house arrest.

And we wonder why kids withdraw into phones and video games...

911 goes MIA across multiple US states, cause unclear

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Thanks

This is a lot more detail than the "OMG 911 IS DOWN EVERYWHERE" from the other "news" media. One didn't even list the states involved.

Boston Dynamics' humanoid Atlas is dead, long live the ... new commercial Atlas

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Puts the "creep" in "scope creep"

> Atlas began life as a DARPA project back in 2009 called PETMAN, or the Protection Ensemble Test Mannequin

Well, that's scope creep that Oracle can only dream of!

NASA confirms Florida house hit by a piece of ISS battery pack

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So close

I'm not too far from Naples.

I could have had a cool new doorstop and I sure as hell wouldn't have told anyone about it.

Open sourcerers say suspected xz-style attacks continue to target maintainers

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Re: Dependency

> Apache, Debian, Canonical or the Linux Foundation

F*ck that. Those people suck. I might work with Apache, but the other 3 are dicks.

Konica Minolta and Fujifilm ponder JV to cut costs of printer businesses

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That's not printers in general, that's HP. You need to look at real printers.

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"rapidly evolving market landscape" is code for "Brother is eating our lunch"

Konica & Fuji printers (at least on this side of the pond) cost an absolute mint, and you can't get supplies.

Brother printers are $250 for a color laser with duplex, ethernet, Wi-Fi, and USB (my HL-L3270CDW for instance) They "just work" in Linux, and the cartridges are cheap, available everywhere, and last for ages.

US senator wants to put the brakes on Chinese EVs

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Yup. In the Regan era, they decided to protect Harley-Davidson by huge tariffs on any Japanese bike over 750cc.

Result: A shit-ton of 700cc bikes in that decade. Job done.

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Re: Popcorn icon needed

EVs will do long distance trips... except when most of the DC fast-charging stations are broken.

Ever roll up to a gas station and all the pumps are broken? Kind of like that, except a lot more prevalent.

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Re: Popcorn icon needed

The problem isn't the National Grid

The problem (in the US at least) is that EV chargers are unprofitable and break down a lot.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-05-18/why-so-many-ev-chargers-in-america-don-t-work-lht2q7w4

https://www.canarymedia.com/articles/ev-charging/whats-behind-the-epidemic-of-unreliable-ev-chargers

https://www.canarymedia.com/articles/ev-charging/ev-chargers-have-a-big-reliability-problem-can-the-government-fix-it

At least 50% of the chargers I've rolled up to in the past 3 months don't work. Once it was 1 working station out of 10.

Senator Warren slams Intuit's 'junk fees' as America's Tax Day rolls around again

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Actually the usual version of TurboTax I have to buy (because I sold stock from my ESPP) is now $65.

I spent 30 minutes trying to buy & download TurboTax, to save myself a trip to physically buy it.

It was a maze of twisty little links, all alike, and I wasn't able to do it. It was the CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD! that we're all familiar with here.

This was back in February, and I notice they now have a footer with a "Desktop Products" section that wasn't there before.

AI spam is winning the battle against search engine quality

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Re: Maybe…

Unfortunately, the web is a bit bigger than that. Manual curation does not scale. You'd need tons of people, and they would probably want to get paid. That's one of the big reasons why Yahoo! eventually failed If they don't get paid, then how do you know they're not SEO bods and vet them properly?

Who are you going to get to do the curation? Do they hate webcomics and round-file them, like Wikipedia did for a while? Do they get into arguments about what category a website falls into? Is it possible to put a website into multiple categories or do they just shoehorn it into one? How the hell big is the category list and how do you even write a UI to bin things with that?

Space Force boss warns 'the US will lose' without help from Musk and Bezos

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"We don't have the luxury of waiting years for programs to deliver"

Well that rules out Jeff Bezos...

We never agreed to only buy HP ink, say printer owners

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Apple Laserwriters

When did Apple stop making printers?

Looking at apple.com (https://www.apple.com/shop/mac/accessories/printers-scanners) they only sell 3 HP printers that aren't even rebranded as Apple products.

"Laserwriter" was an awesome brand name. Sad to see it's dead. I guess it's the same as "LaserJet"

(edit: pre-2000 according to Google... damn, I'm old)

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Eh, Brother has come from essentially nowhere and made major inroads on the printer market.

I remember when Canon had all the laser printer patents and everything was essentially a rebranded Canon, including Apple Laserwriters. I don't really see Canon out there now.

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Re: This feels like an own goal...

> Cases like this end up on the normal news if they reach court.

Sure they do. Next day ask around and see if anybody non-tech even remembers it.

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> You don't actually need to print in color.

My Brother HL-L3270CDW laser printer prints just fine in color.

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Re: never again

I still have a WORKING HP Harrison 6291A DC power supply, marked with a 1967 manufacture date.

When I bought it from Skycraft Surplus, the panel meter was dead and I was able to source a replacement. Thing weighs nearly 25lbs.

Fancy building a replacement for Post Office's disastrous Horizon system?

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Re: EPOS - not Tesco

BBC is saying "China is wot dun it" making counterfeit stamps.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68786782

Now what's interesting to me is the 2 stamps labelled genuine & fake in this article are visually identical, except for the different barcodes. Why aren't the Chinese (or whoever) copying the barcodes? Why do they do such a picture-perfect effort on the rest, only to obviously fail at that?

(American stamps don't have barcodes, so I don't know how they work...)

Dell shaves months off lead times for GPU-powered AI servers

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Re: TSMC

Sure, but after all the other industrialized nations regulated their industries to death, this is what happens.

You offshore everything, it ends up on someone else's shore.

AWS must pay $525M to cloud storage patent holder, says jury

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One-click patent

Remember when Amazon basically tried to patent shopping carts and "shopping online" and used it to bash all the other online merchants at the time?

You live by the sword, you die by the sword.

US-EAST-1 region is not the cloudy crock it's made out to be, claims AWS EC2 boss

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I see...

So you're saying US-EAST-1 is the dev instance. Got it.

Notepad++ dev slams Google-clogging notepad.plus 'parasite'

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Re: Meh

I just install EMACS.

It doesn't shit its pants at having to search and edit some 3GB XML that some other tool has crapped out. It'll say "it's a really big file, are you sure?" but that's the only speed bump.