Posted in Government's sh*tty-Wiki sh*ts bed
Easy
In reponse to your question:
"Where to go for unmoderated racist Raoul Moat-supporting garbage in the meantime?"
There is always, The Daily Mail and The Daily Express!
Posts by The_Police!
148 posts • joined Friday 21st December 2007 20:33 GMT
Erm
I doubt it, especially with their current financial status.
Intel clippy?
"I see you have installed an Intel CPU, and you definitely need our anti-virus solution"
Mines the one with "Get out!"
Was I the only one who read
Sacramento Bee as Sarah Bee?
You forgot
Our Heavenly Father!
I repent! <That's on my coat!
Posted in Air steward resigns via emergency chute
Brilliant way to exit!
Nice one that man!
Beer for obvious reasons!
Lo Fuk-yee
Seriously? Whoa!
Mines the one with voodoo pins in it!
Whoa!
Absolutely mind boggling!
Posted in Mozy insists: It's not a bug...
Ahh,
So it was not a bug but a feature! Yeah right!
Mines the one with bugs falling to the floor
Remember
it is not a bug but a feature!
Mines the one with bugs in the pocket.
Bet seriously, paying £499 and ending up with problems? FAIL
120GB?
Seriously? Do you not mean 120MB?
I for one
welcome our garden dwelling adder overlords.
Uh oh!
Looks like Fail incoming!
I for one
welcome our new moon tunnel dwelling overlords.
I said it before and I say it again
ditch Microsoft.
Open Office £0
Ubuntu £0
= More money to spend on looking after people!
Time to do the decent thing
Ditch Microsoft and move over to Linux.
Less security problems, high availability, and best of all, it's free!!!!!!
You can talk about it!
No-one is forcing you not to talk about it!
I for one
welcome pur new flying overlord!
So all that
huffing and puffing by Google ended up for no use whatsoever.
Good way to drive publicity though.
Posted in Cotswold police stage panty ID parade
Lingerie expert?
Looks like I have just found myself a new job!
Did it
loose it's Mojo?
Posted in Online tax scam gang get 40 years
Flash Cars
but could they also be done for not parking correctly in a bay?
Mines the one with the 'Traffic Warden' t-shirt.
Maggots on a Plane!
"WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING BETWEEN US AND THEM!"
*SCREAM SCREAM*
Land safely. ahh! phew!
Posted in Government lunatic magnet goes live
But,
how much did it cost to build?
Mines the one without the wedge.
Well done
to the Police!
Just Imagine
if Microsoft had done this! There would have been Hell on Earth!
Wonder
when it will be called?
iShoot?
Now I have seen everything!
Mines the one with bullet ridden holes.
But,
is it always about the children?
Thank you
for an excellent article with a different point of view!
Just imagine
if Microsoft ballsed up a launch and their provider leaked security details.
ahahaha
No, seriously!
You would think that Apple would have thought about making the ordering process a lot easier but guess not.
I guess there is an app for that.
iFail!
Computer Expert?
More like a very nast piece of work!
Posted in Google polishes its Microsoft browser
So what
happens if Microsoft decide to create a plugin for Google Chrome? Will everyone start banging on Microsoft's door and start saying Microsoft are being monopolistic again?
Nice
So they promise an increase in wages and then throw everyone out. Way to go Foxconn.
Posted in Strippers hit historic Marconi HQ
I don't think
I was the only one who thought about strippers in a different context.
As Steve Jobs would say:
"If you are using Macros, you are doing wrong!"
Mines the one with Office on the back
RIP
Steve Irwin! The true Crocodile Hunter!
Woohoo!
That is one powerful machine! Nice!
But
what data did Google actually collect? Was it only SSID and MAC addresses or was there more to it than that?
Very easy to verify
They can hack a users account and probably get hold of their credit card details anyway.
How easy is it to order a free sim and get a verifictaion code as well?
Fail me thinks!
What the?
No refresh for Windows XP? Looks like Microsoft are going to start forcing people to upgrade to Windows 7 to make use of new features.
Epic Fail coming. How soon before people start moving to platform independent services?
Looks like the Microsoft Fail Boat is heading for rocks in the water with nothing to steer with.
Can I just add: ahahahahahahahahahha
Best landing?
Wonder what a 'normal' landing must be like!
Well as they say....
'Early adopters always get burnt'
Opinion
David McLeman
My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords
Tim Worstall
Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
Chris Mellor
Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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