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45 posts • joined Sunday 23rd December 2007 01:12 GMT

garbo
Facepalm

But surely...

Manos - The Hands of Fate ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/ ) should be on the list. Appallingly awful, without any of the redeeming qualities of Cat Women of the Moon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045609/ ), my other favorite for inducing nausea. Where else can we enjoy Victor Jory as the love interest?! Yikes!

garbo
Facepalm

Re: Too big

Do I detect a hint of penis envy?

garbo
Headmaster

Well, duh...

You mean corrugating a surface within the same perimeter increases effective surface area? The trapping of incident light is incidental (sorry) but useful.

We need a professor to tell us this Physics 101 detail?

garbo
Happy

Amazing...

but will it keep my ice cream from melting on a hot day?

garbo
Thumb Up

Agree but...

surely Turing is still respected, even revered, for his great contributions to Britain, while the current British government, like its predecessors, is seen as cruel and insensitive.

Turing will be remembered long after these humbugs are dust.

garbo
Holmes

You're right. They're kids...

...just playful and boastful - and damaging.

But are there _real professionals_ even deeper into the FBI and Scotland Yard, and keeping quiet?

garbo
Pint

Better analogy...

The hard work and expense created a garden beautiful to the eye.

Neighbours came and took photos - they copied the beautiful sight.

Should they pay for their _copy_ of the beautiful sight.?

No, if they keep their copy on the mantle piece at home.

Yes, if they sell the photos for a profit.

HTH

garbo

As someone once said...

An ultrabook by any other name would work so well....

Sorry Will, thanks Julie.

garbo
Boffin

Old pro trick...

Subjects soon get "flash-shy", but this trick works well.

"Ready? On the count of three. One, two..." Then shoot.

"One more, on three. One..." Then shoot.

You'll get good shots but an angry wife.

garbo
Linux

Update...

Running Opera 11.10 with TLS 1.0 disabled (on Linux Mint 11). Check for Updates offers me Opera 11.51 at the Opera website. Could your problem be OS related?

garbo
Boffin

Err....

The FAN implies directing heated air to a specific place, so any obstructions to air flow or casing leakage would reduce efficiency. Whereas, an oil filled space heater doesn't suffer these problems, since it heats by radiation and convection, which require no extra power.

HTH

garbo
WTF?

Job Description?

You're employed at a computer security organisation, and you're not trained NOT TO OPEN ANY UNKNOWN emails? Fire the HR manager or whoever hired these folks.

And they're using Windows?

garbo
Trollface

'eard it a while ago, mate ...

"Haitch as in 'ancock, mush", said the Lad 'imself.

garbo
Devil

My dear M man...

Your handset seems indestructible but I fear _your_ days are numbered. I urge you to seek medical attention.

A concerned citizen.

garbo
Coat

Ratfox is correct...

I am the other one...

garbo
Thumb Up

Will second that...

My old N82 takes better pix, picks up more wifi nodes and is faster on 'pure' GPS than my pal's iPhone, and is revived from our tropical downpours in Bangkok with a gentle blow drying (twice now). Even the wife uses her old N82, rather than her new S2, for pix.

Can't see what I could really upgrade.

garbo
Troll

Aren't saying the same thing?

Hydrogen surrounded by Helium. Or are you being facetious?

garbo
Headmaster

Get over it...

As a journalist for 30 yrs, in the beginning I wrote for free to get exposure. My stuff was good enough to attract new business, so I prospered. Many bloggers I read these days should not be paid, their crap is so puerile.

Litigation is the last weapon of the talentless, lazy hack.

garbo
Pirate

You mean like...

the way stern cancer warnings on cigarette packets deter folks from smoking themselves to death?

garbo
Happy

Oxymoron?

No, just Moron.

garbo
Boffin

So basically...

...the OS "upgrade" did not change, let alone improve, anything on the phone. Why bother?

garbo
Boffin

Doesn't she know...

that airplane cabins are pressurized to 8,000 ft above sea level (Yep, not metres. We still do feet). Your body is pressurized around sea level, thus the swelling ankles, puffy hands and wrists when you ascend quickly.

What else could a pair of (possibly compressed) implants do but expand, sometimes to bursting point?

Elementary, my dear Irene. Are you as dumb as you are ugly.

Or do you know the physics and provoke these mammary mangulations for much needed money?

Удачи

garbo
Boffin

And even my 3 yr old N82...

has a front camera, 5 MP Carl Zeiss back camera - with Xenon flash. So the iPhone 4 is an upgrade, magical experience? Maybe, for earlier iPhoners.

garbo
Jobs Horns

Jobs is either a liar or a fool...

and I don't think he's a fool. He should know that the "professional" media are corporate mouthpieces used for the dissemination of outright lies and propaganda or, at best, distorted news that benefits corporations behind the media. I know: I used to work for the "professionals" and got fired for writing he truth.

So, the only hope for Jobs's "democratic' media is in fact with knowledgeable bloggers and non-profit news outlets, such as globalresearch.ca.

Feel no sympathy for Murdoch and other media barons; they have none for you.

garbo
Happy

Not quite true...

RTFM, TCP, etc are "initialisms". And acronyms can be words made up of initials, though not always, eg, SONAR (SOund Navigation And Ranging). And "alphabetisms", well, that's another story

garbo
Heart

Female, Filipino?

So that would be a transexual employee, right? Females from the Philippines are 'Filipina', the fellas 'Filipino'.

garbo
Joke

...something in Glasgow broke...

It was one of Spike's cardboard & leather hard drives! Couldn't get the wood, you know.

God I miss him.

garbo
WTF?

Odd...

...I seem to recall a USAF spokesman's recent response to statements about the Su-30's far superior maneuverability vis-a-vis the F35/22: "Irrelevant. Dogfighting is 60s strategy. Future air war will be 'over-the horizon' using rockets."

But what does he know?

garbo
Coat

It goes by the alphabet, so...

after Lucid Lynx comes M...er, Mummified Mongoose, Mangled Moose, Motheaten Mamba? Then onward to Necrotic Nit, Nasty Newt, Nefarious Nematode? Over to you, Mr Shuttleworth.

Mine's the Rabid Racoon coat...

garbo
Boffin

Wheel video

Nice demo vid of the wheel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt-Kohf86yI

garbo
Gates Horns

Oh, really?

So the voucher's location has not already been leaked by one of the MS team to a pal who'll split the prize later? Forgive my scepticism about *anything* concerning MS.

garbo

Or another PR stunt?

No _evidence_ of loss. No steps taken to recover/disable the device? Her handlers/bodyguards asleep? Maybe. But great, free, global publicity for Ms P & her pals. And for her next trick...we await her pleasure.

garbo
Pirate

@Sad Day

Shook Little Johnnie's hand? Didn't the rabies shots hurt? As for the label "Fascist Oz" , it's appropriate given the way Big Biz dictates govt policy. Fascists don't need to ban McDonalds or Footie or TV. In fact, they support any opiate of the people that keeps them hoodwinked while the big boys make off with the/your loot. Oz was already fascist when I left in the 70s & it's only got worse.

garbo
Boffin

Soooo PC

"...man attempted to repair a defective machine used to lift rocks without properly checking the power supply beforehand."

So the company is fined because an idiot acts like an idiot? Shouldn't the idiot be fined for wasting the company's time?

Mine's the head with the functioning brain...

garbo
Happy

Re: Camilla

I find Ubuntu "desktop ready". But I have serious doubts about Camilla...on the desktop or any other flat surface.

garbo
Happy

@AC 10:53 and all the other little children...

Let me get this right...

"Theft act 1968:

1 Basic definition of theft

(1) A person is guilty of theft if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it; and thief and steal shall be construed accordingly."

So, by this definition, I can take your Aston Martin for a joy ride, return it, and walk away without charge. So, theft is NOT theft if thief returns stolen property?

garbo
Go

No Air car??

Promising performance from the Tesla. But I'm waiting for air cars, at least for city travel.

http://www.engineair.com.au

http://www.promci.qc.ca/pureinvention/apuq/APUQAutoPneumatique.htm

http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/new_cars/4217016.html

garbo
Thumb Down

Electric scratchies?

..."beloved scratchie and pokie machines were down."?

Last time I bought a $2 scratchie in Sydney it was printed on a matchbox-sized card and I scraped off the masking film to reveal the symbols. No batteries or wall plug needed. Are they going very hi-tech in the Top End?

garbo
Boffin

Freezing points?

These planes use Jet A-1 (freezing point -47C). Even over the equator at 10,000 m. the outside temp's usually below -50 C, which would freeze fuel, not to mention water. So fuel tanks and delivery systems are insulated/heated. Sumping tanks and on-ground storage facilities to remove water is (supposedly) routine. I'll guess lack of routine sumping at departure point...but let's wait for final report.

garbo
Alert

Machismo - Japnese-style

Lived in Japan & regularly went to sashimi bars with Japanese colleagues. Eating fugu - usually the raw liver - is a bit macho, a dare. Not a game to play after too many bottles of sake.

The meat is quite tender, I hear, though I never tried it, even if the "sushika" did have his fugu license up on the wall.

For pure taste, toro (fatty Blue fin tuna) is unbeatable. And very pricey.

garbo
Alert

What's with the Mr Sarandon?

Does the "author" think that de facto male partners take the female's surname? Or is the ignoramus suggesting that Tim Robbins, academy award winning actor, director, is less well known than his female partner? Just give the facts & let the readers work it out.

Who is this goose?

garbo
Pirate

...And they can ¨walk¨

from a dry waterhole to the next pond or stream. Here in Thailand, they´re renowned for their firm flesh - steamed with celery & Chinese plums - and fighting spirit. They attack anything in their path, including bathers.

garbo
Linux

Any Alternative for BBC broadcasts?

Running Linux, only Realplayer works for BBC radio & video. Although Mplayer is said to work it usually doesn´t and then only intermittently and choppily. Anyone any suggestions?

garbo
Unhappy

Psion Netbook comparable?

Shame that the Psion Netbook, running EPOC, was discontinued. Mine still beats the Eee for keyboard (think Thinkpad), battery life (8-9 hrs), touchscreen, unbreakbale OS & apps. Another brilliant concept before its time. Any chance a of revival? And I dont mean the awful Win CE doorstop over at Teklogix!

garbo
Linux

Tesco Lotus/Linux

Here in Bangkok, TL have been selling HP, Compaq, SVOA (local brand) with bi-lingual Linux for at least 12 months. Cost of HP laptop - 1.7GHz, 80GB HDD, 512MB DDR, about USD550.

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