* Posts by Thomas Burnham

5 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Dec 2007

Mozilla to unload Firefox 4 spit and polish beta

Thomas Burnham
Jobs Halo

Ehh?

You can add it back, with...wait for it... AN ADDON! It's called "Status-4-Evar" iirc.

Steve Jobs, cause There's an Addon for That ©

Is Google spending $106.5m to open source a codec?

Thomas Burnham
Jobs Horns

Of course they can't sit down....

"All which makes for tough going when the browser makers sit down to discuss an HTML5 video tag (or - in the case of Microsoft - when they don't sit down)."

Well if Steve quit throwing all the chairs, they'd be able to sit down! Common sense people!

Microsoft to offer Windows 7 downgrade to XP

Thomas Burnham
Paris Hilton

Windows 1995?

You can tell when someone is new to the technology field by how they refer to legacy software.

Paris cause Windows 1995 and Windows 1998 Was Hot.

Side thought: Be safer to poke more fun at ME then 95

Windows XP bests OS X in RIA test on Intel

Thomas Burnham
Joke

You should of seen this one..

The OS that gives internet sources full access to the deepest level of the system without asking questions beats out the OS with security checks and thightly controlled APIs?

Never!

Kid's 'new' MP3 player was preloaded with smut

Thomas Burnham
Joke

[Un]Offical responce from local Wal-Mart

We will not be submitting to the demands of the farther for money, or other settlements because, THIS IS SPAARRRTTAAA!!!!!