Westport???

Woo! Now, at last, everyone can marvel at magnificent Westport in full 3D! See hairy knuckled Mayo men scratching their arses and grunting occasionally, see the town's own horse! Just as inbred and cross-eyed horse as its other inhabitants! And be amazed by the awesome spectacle of the town's tumbleweed, wonderfully rendered in high definition 3D. As the bracing Atlantic gale blows through the town even faster than I did when I went there once.

Westport man? WTF! It makes Craggy Island look Cosmopolitan by comparison.