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Posts by Beelzeebub
164 posts • joined Friday 18th January 2008 14:37 GMT
WTF
We should all be down the pub now, not watching porn.
I suspect that chap that went off to the loo furtively fondling his iThingy can't leave it alone even in drinking time.
Posted in IT Got me depressed
IT Got me depressed
Working for a consultancy which I cannot mention.
30 years in IT now I'm on the junkheap.
Ta for that IT.
Bah
Oh zis government are mental innit?
Vee must fight to bring proper government back, to make ze right decisions to help out beloved Britain.
But it's alright ve are governed by a German Qveen anyavys:-) Party on Britain lolz!
Posted in Vote now for the WORST movie EVER
Re: Depends on your point of view
Thankyou Tom 38, I shall purcahse it from Amazon.....
Posted in Vote now for the WORST movie EVER
Depends on your point of view
Ladies and gentlemen, I simply adore Zombie Strippers, but I'm sure most everyone else wouldn't.
As I have said before...
Tata to our English jobs.
Llamas?
Shirley that's 1 Stig?
As I said......
Posted in Barclays axes 422 UK IT staff
This is what happens...
...when you employ beancounters as IT directors. Beleive me, I know.
Wot
I ain't creating no goddam particles.
Oh No No No!!!!!
OTOH let em suck us dry, since I am the eDevil
You forgot one name on the list of IT troughers...
...CSC
Yes, but...
Isn't the BBC supposed to be non-biased, by it's charter?
If so the British public are being seriously misled by the organisation that they are forced to pay over £100 a year for.
God?
If he existed he would have created me for some balance.
But I don't exist and neither does he.
Look
God does not exist, and neither do I pfft!
Hell has been scientifically proven not to exist, by the laws of thermodynamics.
My father had less rooms than me.
We are born, we live, we die, thanks Mr Universe.
Meh.
Posted in Apple cofounder Steve Jobs is dead at 56
Condolences to his family and all...
... perhaps he's gone to iHeaven.
Juno Wat
I just don't care anymore.
Haha, yes it was me!
Oh **** bleurgh, byeee!
Quite so. I don't believe in me either, but I don't go around telling others they shouldn't.
Biological wrongness
The average uman bean farts 13 time a day. It is considered medically unsafe to hold them in.
Usual moniker (flame) + fart = explosion.
Posted in RUPERT MURDOCH HIT BY PIE
Well
I'd pay for Rebekah against Rupert in the boxing ring any day :-)
This Earth
Has been impacted by several large asteriods, such as the one which killed the dinosaurs, but not me. How did the Earth regenerate after the nuclear winters that these impacts caused?
I think we need to know.
Posted in Booze for wrinklies: Good or bad?
Life...
...is about enjoying ourselves, whichever way we can, without harming others.
So bollox to those physicians, they are probably all at it anyway.
To defiler
Ahem, you forgot me, and you'll pay for it hehe!
Er, no stop!!!
I can't handle the influx down here either.
I'd better have a word with him, we used to be pals once.
Aha!
Here he comes down here!
Posted in STONERS are DESTROYING the PLANET
All
Toke and drink all you like!
You will be welcome down here, we have infinite quantities of each!
Wot!
No box for me?
Oh do stop it everyone
We are all naked in the afterlife anyway.
And they are nice roasted.
Well...
At least they are well prepared for coming down here.
But wait, I also need the heat, so no way!
Eh?
It didn't come down here, so it does not exist. pfffft!
Err
You must be one of mine, then.
Posted in Apple now world's second-largest company
Hehehe!
The world has gone mad, all according to my plan!
Posted in Channel islanders attack Street View car
Sorry...
... but I don't want to be strangled thankyou.
Posted in Devil manifests in Hungarian bathroom
@Al fazed
Please don't take my name in vain, for God's sake!
Actually, I don't exist and neither does He.
Absofinlutely
Oracle are evil, just like me!
Posted in Adobe Reader 0day under active attack
Ta Dan
I've uninstalled all the Adobe Crap(sorry. Soft)Ware from my computer now.
Cheers for the heads up.
Do bears shag in the woods?
Totally agree, AC. Love is good, war is bad. ...ahem, slightly out of character methinks, must go to rehab :-)
Posted in 'Racist' job ad sparks investigation
Tata...
...to our English jobs.
Oops, sorry, I may be being racist here!
Oh dear
I feel sorry for the poor mice :-(
Oh shit!!!
No further comment
Umm John70...
Jesus has not been proven beyond doubt that he actually existed.
Of course, by that method, neither do I, pffft!
Dear Anon C
You are welcome, my son
Beelzebub@hotmail.com
Eh?
int: c=0;
int b=1;
function add()
(
c++;
b++;
return (c+b)
Answer = 3
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David McLeman
My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords
Tim Worstall
Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
Chris Mellor
Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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