Wouldn't you love to see the look on his face
if when he turned up to start his jeebusPhone vigil, there were others that had got there before him?
Posts by TEQ
30 posts • joined Wednesday 4th April 2007 09:40 GMT
The music industry....
I hate that term. The creation of art that so touches and moves the human spirit should NEVER be an industry.
where does this leave homoeopathy?
Same place it's always been. Up the brown smelly river not only without a rowing implement, but without a canoe either.
English Muthaf*cker!
"Do the rise of cloud computing and the outbreak of peace on open standards in the browser mean programmers will be forced to find new ways to make money online?"
It sure do!
Posted in DRAM patent holder sues Big Blue
@ Paul Smith re. Swine
It'd only be sad if the courtroom was only half-full.
Chuck Norris drunk?
It can't be true! There's not enough alcohol in the known universe to get Chuck Norris Drunk!
@Sarah
Some years back I cut off my dreads for a woman, and not too long ago my mohawk went the same way for similar reasons. It wasn't gone for long though. :)
55000 morons on the loose alert!
Someone please explain to me what kind of moron tilts their console about? Do these same people tip their dvd players up whilst they’re watching a film? Perhaps after loading the dishwasher, they lay it on its side? No? Well they should be told not to be so fucking stupid with their consoles then.
@ Dick Osbaldeston
Obviously somebody cares, otherwise there wouldn't be a dialog going on between a few people - including yourself since you've decided to post your opinion about it. If you don't like the direction the comments are reading, might I suggest that you either go read something else, get over yourself, or - and this is my personal favourite suggestion for you, go and find someone to beat you with a clue-stick.
@ Jason Clery
Did the person who got knifed get knifed because someone takes drugs or because drugs are illegal and therefore expensive? And anyway, do you blame the addict? A victim (in your world anyway) of the person who got them addicted to the substance in the first place?
The parents blame the drugs for the death of their kid, but what if they found their kid dangling from a rope in the family home. Do they blame the rope? BAN ALL ROPES!
It must be nice to live in a world that's so black and white, cause and effect so easily linked and a scapegoat so readily available. When you get bored of living in your fantasy world, come try the real one.
Personally, I haven't touched drugs or alcohol in years and have no intention of doing so ever again, but I fully support the legalisation and proper distribution of narcotic substances if that's what people want. I also fully support a help workshop for people like yourself who appear to be suffering from a severe case of rectal/cranial interfacing.
Posted in VXers slap copyright notices on malware
Errrrr
Doesn't malware 'freely distribute' itself as part of its job description?
Posted in US lag sues over prison crash diet
"then force feed the murdering git Big Macs till he explodes."
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
No.
Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.
No. Fuck off - I'm full...
Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.
Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
Oh sir, just... just one...
Oh all right. Just one.
Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit...
@Geoff Gale
I think having a breathable atmosphere should come pretty high on anyone's list of priorities - that is of course unless you're a complete fucking moron. What kind of small-minded provincial muppet buries his head in the sand over important issues like this?
I think you'll find, as you're choking to death, that having a negative balance in the whole financial fantasy game, or that there's a family of mexicans in the house next to you will seem like very trivial matters to get up tight about indeed.
Posted in Office 2007 fails OXML test
@ cor
Sadly a spell-checker wouldn't have helped as although looser is the wrong word, it's actually spelt correctly although I much prefer tighter word processors.
Superb
Best laugh in ages.
Posted in BOFH: Lift laughs
Why would anyone consider that talentless little tickturd Gervais
Suitable for any role, even a cheese and tomato one.
A round of applause to Dodge
I totally concur.
Anyone else consider that this is very probably exactly what they meant.
"These were quickly reinstated by Wikipedia’s editors. We will endeavour to make sure that this does not happen in the future."
Posted in Man cuffed for lamppost sex outrage
Well the headline is a slight variation on the norm....
Beause it's usually "Man cuffed to lamppost for sex outrage", normally after a particularly drunken stag-night.
Posted in Nokia unwraps bendy nanotech phone
@ Rob Grant
Sitting on a phone that can change its shape might not be such a good idea. What if the nanotech decides to reshape to fit the available orifice. Now whilst some might find this to be a good, nay enjoyable experience........
Posted in BOFH: Insecurity complex
@ Chika
And the definition of an expert?
An ex is something that has been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
Personally I've always wanted to see this film with decent effects
The original was a case of excellent story, laughably shite special effects.
Bring it on I say
Posted in China condemns high-tech outsourcing
@ b Shubin
Don't have a problem with living in interesting times - it's dying in them that I'm not so enthusiastic about....
@ Richard
Don't know about ChristX and Halloween/Guy Fawkes all merging into one big blur - It's the fact that they end up clearing the xmas decorations off the shelf to make way for the easter eggs that gets me. We haven't even got over celebrating Jeebus' birth before we're gearing up to celebrate nailing him up to a lump of wood!
Posted in Broadbandit nabbed in Wi-Fi bust
@ Adrian
Trespass is a civil, not criminal offence. You can't have someone arrested for trespass (unless it is aggravated trespass), neither can you impede their egress off the property. All you can do is ask them to leave/call the police who will ask them to leave.
Posted in Florida battles rats the size of cats
People are so quick to judge by appearances
Firstly, they look pretty cool. Secondly, they apparently make very good pets, and thirdly, well go read this article from 2004.
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/05/18/1084783512636.html
Posted in BT, Sony to turn PSP into a phone
What a brilliant Idea!
Because I really want to advertise the fact I have something worth stealing to all the crackheads after a fix everytime I go to answer my phone.
Monster Rabbits ate Godless N Korean Commies
That would solve the problem of what to feed the rabbits, but would leave a bunch of giant carnivorous german bunnies with their fingers, (paws), on the trigger.
Last I looked, Microsoft doesn't market or sell PCs
So why should they be held responsible for the mis-marketing of various PC builders who are the real culprits here. Microsoft have been guilty of many things - this isn't one of them however so let's assign the blame to where it truly belongs.
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David McLeman
My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords
Tim Worstall
Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
Chris Mellor
Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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