No

No. No. Uh-uh. No. Nope. No.

*backs out of room*

Electronic Herpes

<quote> Facebook outbreaks have occurred in August, December, and March, periodically though not particularly seriously - something like the electronic equivalent of herpes. </quote>

Facebook's a slut.

Why....

Didn't she just hit him with the nunchuck?

Coat, door.......

Design.....

So they're designing the supercomputer now, for a facility that won't be opening until 2018?

Surely they could wait another 5 years, then spec something from the technology of the day? Imagine how much more powerful (and less power-consuming) a supercomputer designed then could be.

Would be ljke running a current facility with a load of Pentium 2s.

RE: 'I'm much happier here', coos talented heiress

Surely it's the 'talented' part that invalidates the title?

160GBs?!??!

I hope that isn't ALL Windows.....

The story I REALLY want to see.....

'Nuns off face in online beauty contest'

Paris, nuns habit, go figure.

Dammit

You come here to make a perfectly good SPERM joke, and half a dozen buggers have already thought of it before you.

Hopefully the astronauts won't suffer from premature ejection when they come to actually use this. The shield will have to be strong too, to deal with a hard, fast re-entry.

Paris, because I'm sure that within 24 hours of aliens landing on our planet, there'll be a DVD released of her looking bored while banging one of them....

Want!

That's a whole lot of want right there.

And I don't even own a car.....

Site down?

Well I'm trying to access the download site at the moment, and I'm getting nada. Zip.

Although that could just be my location. I'm pretty sure they still use a couple of cups tied with string for telephones over here sometimes......

Oo-er.

Is she a bit 'loo-ny'?

Sorry, best I can do on a Thursday afternoon.

Hang on, hang on....

One of the elephants was called Porntip??

Shocker!

That 'moose't have been a bit of a shock!

Mine's the fur one with the antlers......