Freud says...

I really hope I'm not the only one who read the subhead as 'Moist Malware Mayhem.'

Wait, what?

A phone? That's it? This doesn't further my pursuit of pie in any manner, no sir, not one bit. Mine's the one with an old Powerbook G4... for the kitchen.

Title.

He's no Otto, but he's getting better.

Again...

Video games, bad. Mindless slaughter movies, better. Pointless desert wars, featuring honest and wholesome death, best. Can we please get back to humble scientists thwarting interdimensional invasion already?

Mine's the one with the crowbar in the pocket.

Ahhh...

This column always makes me feel better about myself. I did enjoy the illustrations. Windows Paint gives them a certain charm.

What? Who?

I barely made it to the end of the article. You had me at "association." Who are you and what have you done with my Reg?

This...

...had to be researched? Kind of speaks for itself, donnit?

COSH.

I can't decide. COSH. Can't be right. Is he a Babylon 5 fanatic, or did he just fat finger the keyboard when he's actually rolling in DOSH?

Kilograms?

Excuse me? Have I gotten lost and wandered into the BBC? What are these "kilograms" doing here? Bring back El Reg's standard of weights and measures!

A triumph.

Yes indeed. A triumph of style over substance.

This is...

...relevant to my interests.

at last.

Now I can go to Japan without fear of being harassed by those menacing youths with smokes and can be free to buy soiled panties and beer from the other vending machines.

oi.

Bootnote unnecessary, but appreciated anyway. I wonder if he's had any bids from ye olde Golden Palace?

O'rly?

I noticed.

Luckily I read the attached article before making note of it. Har.

Replicants

Great. They've already duplicated our welcome party for the self-replicating machine masters.

work?

At El Reg, you can surf porn at work. See article where your dear reporter surfed porn with a city councilman. For ... research.

At last.

Thank you for getting 'round to posting the conclusion. Great show, and you plugged someone elses' book for a change. A kudos for you.

Well.

I laughed.

Hooray.

Happy Birthday, El Reg.

So when do you release the official vulture central pin-up calendar?

Freetard begets Freetard

Freetard is the new "IT/Paris Hilton angle" I guess. I'm amused by the term, though. Does that make me 12? Probably so. Carry on! I drip with anticipation on what another self-righteous twit will object to.

indeed.

Who says geeks don't cook well?

Great show, even if it turned rather dour for a bit there. Keep 'em coming.