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14 posts • joined Thursday 28th February 2008 11:16 GMT

Matt

Bye Bye

What's the point of having broadband when you are not able to use it ?

We will all be going back to using 9600 Baud modems at this rate. If they are so concerned about high level users why not introduce a ' all you can use and pay this amount ' subscription instead of capping legitmate users ?

I have 4 people in my household on my 10 meg connection & we hit the limits quite a bit as they stream the BBCi Player stuff to their devices. At this rate I shall be telling RB to stick his broadband up his arse.....

Matt

Is it ...... ?

Is it 'cos their product is shit ?

Matt
Paris Hilton

Don't forget

@Matt

Nice one on the Shaft Toss. Hats off to you.

Well don't forget to add to my rep when it finally comes back up eh ??? :-)

Hope you don't get infraction points on The Register - [ maybe after edugeek comes back up my 5 I collected just before the outage are wiped clean..... ]

Anyone got the Paris angle on it yet ?

Matt

Whats the difference between Fasthosts and a bucket of Poo Poo ?

Your guess is as good as mine......

Is the fact an anagram of Fasthosts works out as 'Shaft Toss' anything to do with it ?

You decide......

Matt

Are you ?

Are you my Mummy ?

Matt

' Hi, I'm Barry Scott !! '

Barry scott from the Cilit Bang advert would make a great Doctor Who....

He would get rid of those pesky Daleks - the sulfamic, and phosphoric acid will be their downfall....

Matt

giggity giggity goo

Giggity giggity.......

alll riight....

Matt

Will someone please think..

For god's sake, will someone just think of the children....!

Matt

And Why Not...

I like the old 1700 & 2000 models, they make great FreeNAS boxes !!

Matt

Also...

Bring back OS/2 too.

Matt

Jobs Lot

Do you have to wear a black shirt and talk on the jesus phone whilst installing this patch ?

Matt

OS/2 lives

OS/2 - with windows 3.1 in 'enhanced' mode...... :-)

Matt

Bring Back the 300GL !!

Does that mean the 300GL is on its way back ??

Matt

Gromit

No cheese then ?

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