*Shudder*

Why is it I always get one of those little shudders of horror when Ballmer utters statements like 'Opportunities to change the world'... like he hasn't corrupted it enough already......

Aaah, it all makes sense now....

I wondered why there hasn't been a BOFH for a couple of weeks, he's clearly in a spot of bother, oh well, let's hope there's a 'bit of an accident'....

And the Paris Hilton angle....

Is Paris Hilton the only person Microsoft is yet to corrupt?

Hmm...