Why would you buy an android?

I know your a cheapskate who thinks he can beat the bookies!

Face it the iPad is a no brainer {if you can afford to spend any money on these things}

Spend £500 on a toy

£40 a month on a contract

£0 a month on stupid apps you never use 'cus all you do is read the news or tv guide on the bloody thing

Is this it reading Steven Fry's supper and trying to piss pig heads off?

A GPS device that only works outside but cannot be read in sunlight?

Made in China by slaves

Hacked by Latvian crime lords

Oh but it is so shiny!

Fuck Im stuck with last years model, look at her, finger marks all over her face, stains on her bezel, fucking slut God you smell like piss I WISH I NEVER MET YOU

It is important that I do nothing important

I am a big cheese at soca

I know just before the BIG EVENT I will send some shit down the line and see how those fuck wits cope

"Jensen, my office monday morning "

"but sir its a bank holiday!"

Social

How do you know what you want to watch?

200+ channels crowd source your social...

PING

Moral of their story...

Remember Gateway, compaq & all the rest

Has anyone made money REAL money out of these things?

Oh yes, Intel & Microsoft...

The moral is be indispensable

What you want

The more that can break off the better - makes you want a new one

Stupid battery - means you want at least two and after 5 years they are both dead, and unavailable

To make it fail:-

A RAW no one can use

Some stupid XD card that never sells

A USB adapter in the shape of a baby's head

An f3.5+ lens that fails indoors

A non wide angle lens

crap battery life

huge shutter lag

fucking loud beep

huge red light shine before candid shot

One swift kick and the whole lot will crumble

Once more the free market can cock a snoot at Johnny Marxist as glorious NASA is replaced by my X

What is it my grandfather used to say "Those who believe in a free market must become its slaves"

You should buy one

They are cheap, so it is not as if it will hurt you

And its obvious that Nokia will be dead in 2 years

No more Nokia phones

So any left become collectors items

The more so those still untouched in the original box

Cognac v Brandy

Both will get you pissed

But it is easier to burn a cheap Spanish Brandy atop your pudding than...

Oh I don't know give a Mac Air to a tramp

(One Mac Air per A Tramp OMApAT?)

Or is it more super strength Cider versus Champagne ?

No no no, the cider will always get you laid...

The iPhone is your new right hand?

Is that what they meant by right-hand man in history lessons ?

Women are all right, but you can't beat the real thing?

WTF

The Sunday Sport folded some years ago, now the Screws is no more!

Yet this woman still does not have the balls to stand up and be counted!

Most of us will never know the adulation nor the money of the famous, nor will we have anywhere near as much sex as the powerful

But every Sunday we could tut tut them with a misguided sense of moral superiority as the Screws lay bare their feet of clay

Do you think I will buy a Mail on Sunday from my £1million house?

Perhaps the Observer will idle away the time as I take the Eurostar to Tuscany?

No no no the Dirty Digger MUST MUST MUST revive the mix of moral outrage and soft porn that was NoW

Either that or he will see his empire collapse all for the lust of a red head's !!!!

I thought wanking was rape

Did I not hear one of the matriarch utter this? Was it in Alaska ?

I understand Islam considers it a sex crime.

A professor, an Australian professor , female, on a documentary about prostitutes stated several times that sex outside of marriage is rape.

And you think you will change their minds with facts!

Now who is the wanker!

Just a thought

The bit about "continuing to address the self-generated risk that children place themselves in"

i.e. kids snaping a shot naked in front of a mirror and texting it to whom ever

I know if I try and photocopy a banknote I get nothing but a black blob, could sometime in the future

all digital cameras including those on phones detect when a child is being photographed and replace them with a black blob?

Why not, try going to a sports day with a camera see how far you get

Reminds me of the 70's

In the 70's everyone agreed wage inflation was killing the economy and the main reason was Unions (spit, curse)

Once the Unions were killed no one ever said anything about wage inflation except to say massive top brass "renumeration packages" reflected their market value

Perhaps they can make apply for a job when you have one the same as kiddie fiddling / drink driving, you will feel the guilt instead of them, that's how I would do it, seeing as you twats all vote that way

Man with the biggest stick

Wins

I thought he was dead

I thought he was dead already

Well really

Any future codec discussion is mute, I will use Moors law to encode it on the fly after asking for the clients ID, or even cache it now, on huge hard drives say over 1TB each ( yeah in the 21st century they will be common...)

Apart from my dominant market position I can also leverage the 1st amendment to invalidate your onerous h264 licence, plus your a cartel, plus you are using a time-limited resource; patents

On top of all this the <video> tag is about the same as <embed>/<Object> bollocks, spawn another thread and start a shared library, no hang on I got HW support, just point the files handle at this GPU... Now who needs to pay who? ATI/AMD/NVIDA M$, umbungo or Apple?

Death of the roundabout

Down here in Dorset they have a history of converting roundabouts to traffic lights, including one recently in Holdenhurst Rd, Bmth. So even the lack of cash is not stopping them destroying the road network.

I did not think it was Greens I always thought it was kickbacks, bribes and a government policy of wasting your petrol so you paid more tax that powered this, still lets blame the Greens now its all gone so wrong, not called Green for nothing...

Dissenting Nokia shareholders: Bring us the head of Stephen Elop

I see no comments are allowed on this.

Then I read: They write that Nokia must "avoid at all cost becoming a poorly differentiated OEM with only low margin, commodity products that is unable to attract top software talent and cannot create shareholder value though innovation."

And I thought "I bet they said that in 2007 or earlier "

I don't know about you, but when this XP desktop bites the dust...

Reading the Charles Davies interview...

Yeah getting rid of OPL and being C fascist

Another example of Nokias arrogance

Imagine a smartphone an average person could program!

How would you sell them a fart app if they could type the 5 lines of code in?

Imagine how hard it would be to buy an iPhone if you could

Does GH phone home?

I know not all games systems are plugged into the internet but I wold suspect the number that aren't to be quite low.

Therefore if GH just said "Hi its me" to its maker everytime it ran you could build up a very detailed picture of a cultural artifact's journey from birth thru this-weeks-thing and onto so-last-year.

Time to build a real bin

Upon deleting a file off the filesystem it should be copied to some other backing store, a real life recycle bin, say oh I don't know "hybrid drives" or somekind of USB stick if its a lone desktop

And how about a TTL for a file? Create date, modify & TTD(time to die) date, and we all know files go to file heaven once they die, to undie it we would type lazarus -r webcamsnapshot002.jpg

RE http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1438231/latest-from-wire/

Putin is right, the Sweedes only want to question him, no charges have been brought before any court, the remand is very "unusual" to say the least.

Trying to scare him into not doing it again

Suggest he release bank data shortly after we get our credit card bills post Christmas

Suggest bankers hire big fucking goons to protect them, at triple rates

message ends

Big Fucking Goon

How would...

Reggie react when the forces of mortgage and loans fell on it?

Yeah you would all be crying out for a bit of DDOS

But now when you should be stepping up to the mark

You unleash this bit of properganda

Hell reggie

Hell

Shame on you

Hmm a job for ....

These OLED's when they start to sale them to us are suppose to be so thin that the TV will look like a sheet of glass when its switched off; Well there you go just add umpteen sheets in a sandwich and BINGO 3D TV with out the glasses, and you can still watch 2D on the top most layer

Or modify a Dyson and shoot laser light off the dust particles to get the fuzzy Star wars look Hush The Great Leader is about to address his people

Ah google the new M$

Phone 7 on the same road as Kin Balmer opening the parachutes

Do no evil? That's witch talk! BURN THEM BURN THEM!!!!

I love stuff like this

Ah Linux the grown mans meccano

If Goldman say sell you should buy

I would remind you all of their recent fine for playing one fool off another

No more trustworthy than a, oh lets see in these PC days I better be careful, than a pie-quay

Sell off the games division?

Ah now here be the meat; AFAIK the xbox has been a fail what with all the recalls, so why would anyone buy it?

Xbox live is why, subscriptions Pay As You Go software, yeee harr gold

Goldman are so full of shit, someone ought to kick their fucking face in

Would you let Larry drive your daughter to school?

English libel laws prevent me from completing this post

The only thing

The only thing I can think is a cloud based backup which uses P2P tech.

Oh and maybe a game or two, esp. for the smartphones

A CMS which spits out SVG sites, finally you can get the font you want at the right size, but I would have thought Corel should have had that in the bag...

What would you buy?

Can it use

Can it use the Window key I have on all my keyboards?

Am I the only person to assign a shortcut key sequence to calculator in Windows? (CTRL+SHIFT+C) also iTunes (CTRL+ALT+I)

As someone said the best thing is for the OS to get out of the way and let you do your thing

Linux was always about mucking around inside a big complex place to get even the GUI to startx, editing huge config files in cryptic code using that hairshirt Vi

The very last thing Linux did was get out of the way

Do I miss those days becuase of a fond memory or is it that my brain is too old for shit like that ?

Pornmode

Correct me if I am wrong but I thought the whole idea of inprivate was that after your visit to the redlight district it wiped the lipstick off your collar

Since a lot of people go to the same pages everyday (Facebook, banks etc) & would want them to know who they are, I think it obvious you would want the wank mode to be turned on by the user.

Moral of this

So you got to have a moral outlook as you both invest or buy, is that what your saying?

Or is it that all things from man turn but to dust, thus a moral outlook can be our only validation?

Or was it morals be damned show me the trough so I can put my head in it?

I would so buy a sat nav with the OS label

Come on one of you in Southampton must speak Mandrin, get on the phone and order some off-the-shelf cheap as chips sat navs, bung your logo on the side and multiply by 300!

Don't waste your time trying to come up with your own design, or even use your own maps, we all know you'll talk about it for years and nothing will happen as a couple of old soaks twiddle around the edges, their beer belly's ever increasing diameter hindering real work.

Come to think of it I so would not buy anything with the OS logo on it, over priced imported crap!

HAHA

So someone finally listen to the "it looks like shit" comment every Joe Sixpack gave upon seeing ugboogo!