Still no Handel field.

Who will I get my Water Music from if I can't find a Handel?

I also cannot see any where to change my 'handle'

Are you sure it's a handle and not a knob?

Here's a suggestion...

"London’s businesses cannot afford to waste money on legal actions". So how about the BSA doing their part and not starting any?

Do not resuscitate

"The same SCRs could be used to indicate a dying patient's preference not be be resuscitated in cases where they experience a heart attack, for example"

I wonder who'll carry the can when it's discovered that the value in this field in some poor sod's record was wrong?

Fat cats want to get even fatter

Millionaire Lloyd-Webber wants more millions. In other news Fred Goodwin is lobbying for tax breaks for pensioners...

@Simon Brown

>since when did I give you permission to use my music to increase

>the productivity and output of your staff for free?

It's not "for free" - I paid for the music, remember?

Next I'll be getting a solicitor's letter from the company that made the new lights I had installed. They didn't give me permission to use them to make this place better to work in (and thereby increase productivity) either.

Stop whining and get a proper job instead you lazy ****

Paris - because at least she has talent.

GPS jamming

What's with all this talk of sophisticated GPS jamming devices? I find that being under a tree almost always blocks GPS signals. All you gotta do is have a tree growing out of your sunroof. Simple.

Mine's the coat with the Sequoia tree in the pocket. Or am I just pleased to see you?

Nothing new here...

http://www.davecov.co.uk/whispersfromwalmington/videocovers/roundandround.jpg

I met 'im once at a Grand Prix

and found he was a thoroughly obnoxious git.

Good riddance.

But flying to Mars must be easy, surely...

I love reading comments from so many people (with one or two exceptions) who are totally unencumbered by any knowledge of the subject whatsoever :-)

There are so many "brilliant" concepts being proposed here I don’t know where to start. But will those advocating "nuclear propulsion" please explain how that will propel anything.

Makes overtaking more dangerous

Overtaking is hazardous so should be done as quickly as possible. If I decide to overtake a car travelling at, say, 25mph I'll accelerate to pass the vehicle and then reduce my speed appropriately *after* completing the manoeuvre. What I absolutely do NOT want to happen is for the speed-limiter to kick in at 30mph and thereby prolong my attempt at overtaking.

Seems like a sure-fire way to increase the number of head-on collisions to me. I wonder what the insurance companies will make of it.

Mine's the coat with a copy of the Highway Code in the pocket

@Lewis Mettler - LM descent engine?!?!?

And how, pray tell, did you get it back to Earth???

Mine's the coat with the PLSS on the back.

I want one

'nuff said

If the LHC does create a Black Hole...

...then look on the bright side. At least the French will go first.

Help protect the utilities by 'windfall' taxing them again...

God knows we don't want them to have any profits that they might invest in additional security, redundant systems, etc.

The I of ISS redefined

"We don't want to deny ourselves access to the space station, the very place we have built and paid for."

-cough-

So Europe, Russia and Japan haven't paid for *any* of it then.

Clearly ISS stands for "amerIca's Space Station".

IIS redefined - oops

Oops - I forgot Canada's arms.

That's the friendly robot-y type of arm. Not the sort of arms the US wants to put up there...

"typically knacker the engine in short order"

Eh? 70,000 miles using un-treated veg oil here and still chugging along nicely thanks.

Whitespace *is* important

For a start it stops all the text from flowing into one 'orrible mess on my web pages. And what will the manufacturers of Tipp-ex do if there's no whitspace left?