I read El Reg

Do I qualify?

OH WTH

I keep losing my own personal data. Now who am I?

I just have one burning question...

When is the Deep Throat of El Reg gonna speak??

UM...I must have misunderstood...

SonicWall is getting an erection?

about intelligence...

Need to find intelligent users first.

wow!

A robot Reg reporter!!

And I'm never allowed to comment again...

I've used them many times on a flight and I'm a complete idiot.

See? No change.

As a one-time customer

I would have thought they'd leave it up as a brag. Why the hell doesn't the Reg contact them about whether they removed it by mistake?

as a fairly chilling note...

Messages are passed in banned languages on Runes of Magic, and some fairly evident passages of information in agreed references. We will of course assume they're gamers simply passing banned information such as hacks.

I want a special warning sticker

for the Reg! 'nuff said.

Sharing infections

It was pretty fatal at the end of the Middle Ages if you recall. But then most Americans certainly aren't students of history and I daresay most people.

so who says it isn't

a black hole?

And on a secondary note wth can't your signin manager figure out that "coom" is "com"? dumb AI's. Omigod it just took my computer offline for tha

National Security Act

Read the provisions.

Freedom of Information Act my eye.

Still a question I have.

Which bone?

I tried that...

I turned into a Reg reader. It works!!!

--G

Well...

How about a free ticket (and back) to England first?

Ahem

Poor excuse for putting on a few since wifey left ya.

and no one but no one is invulnerable

An easy password in a game (worse, a SHARED one) can make everything vulnerable. Someone that plays in a group I head (in the game)...did just that. Vulnerability is much more human than software oriented and always will be. To make it shorter, don't trust. Four letter word, ya know.

I'd never steal your soles

Really.

I'll take the server.

And, like most people who use computers, I have no curiosity. None at all.

odd that you didn't mention

Reporting crimes in the U.S. via 911 has gone down drastically since it's become common practice for the police to make forced entry into the house of whoever called them "to make sure they're safe and not being held hostage or something similar". Which means...calling emergency is an absolute last resort. Look the other way? No. Shut your eyes and run...and hope to hit a building for an alibi for not reporting it.

I am so utterly impressed by our U.S. law enforcement...

Now tell me wtf the point was of all this. But then they won't let you leave the United States without a passport either; maybe the fence was to keep us in.

Baby Boomers

The .001% of them that actually made money, you mean? being one.

G

Manning

For TS access you sign a contract. He did break it. At the time I left it was 5 years and 25 grand; last I checked it was the same. During pretrial you can expect "killing" conditions. He acted as a spy of sorts--rather stupid, but a spy--and suffered the consequences. The consensus seems to be it would have been better to just take him in the bushes and shoot him, as would have happened in most countries. Interesting situation.

G

Loss of Data

This seems similar to the e-mail my wife got telling her that Chase security was partially breached...but anyone should only have her e-mail address. I am a Chase customer; no such notification. Containment is the name of the day, aye?

--Glenn

to the point

"But these days Ofcom's policy is to let the free market decide, and rely on the flawed premise about auctions to ensure efficient spectrum utilisation (which is Ofcom's remit: competition is to be encouraged, but only because it encourages greater exploitation). "

That isn't a government agency, is it? For shame, for shame.

Glenn

Great point, by the way.

Assange (TM)

I had a really good assange today. After all that constipation it felt good.

I'm sorry, but...

this sounds like sheep shit to me.

G

Buying Solutions

For Sinking Governments...maybe they can trade deficits and loans.

[Aimed at all governments, of whatever ideology.]

court tweets

But did he, like, tweet the decision? I mean, talking about setting a realistic precedent...

Glenn

okay

I was very near rolling on the floor laughing--literally.

Glenn

wow

So that's why I went to jail anyway and then they complained about me trying to bribe them.

--The IT angle is the irony, friend.

--Glenn