Channel Register

* Posts by Mike Whitehurst

29 posts • joined Friday 16th May 2008 21:36 GMT

Mike Whitehurst

lol  

In Steve Jobs Flash rant put to the test

FAIL

both flash, and html5, fail in seperating content from presentation.

it's a step backwards.

Mike Whitehurst

Spam  

In Whatever happened to the email app?

FAIL

Email exposes you to too much spam and security risks.

I only find it useful for order dispatch notifications when I order things online.

Mike Whitehurst

Eh?  

In Internet Explorer 8 still not mingling well with 2,000 highly-visited sites

Stop

Having your site display properly in IE8 is easy. Any sites not doing that are fail. It's not Microsoft's problem, it's rubbish web developers.

Mike Whitehurst

lol srsly?  

In Facebook patents user news feed

WTF?

r u kidding?

Mike Whitehurst

Brilliant  

In YouTube's IE6 support dies on March 13

Thumb Up

Now we just need everyone to follow, and our lives will be easier.

Mike Whitehurst

Privacy  

In 77% of domain registrations stuffed with rubbish

WTF?

If there's a WhoIs opt-out I'll gladly provide accurate information and opt-out. Having my address posted online because I registered a domain name, well that's unacceptable. If someone gets assaulted because of their WhoIs record can they prosecute based on Data Protection?

Mike Whitehurst

Why pay?  

In Fujifilm Finepix Real 3D W1

You can create the 3d effect yourself. Open an image in photoshop, duplicate the layer, drag it sideways a bit, and remove the red from one and the blue from the other. easy peasy.

Mike Whitehurst

Default values  

In Facebook urges public exposure in 'privacy' revision

Happy

When I saw this page, the default selected options were "Keep old settings", unless my old settings were the same as the suggested settings.

Mike Whitehurst

Shocking  

In Nokia netbook to land on 22 October

Thumb Down

Well, maybe you'll be able to upgrade. And buy bigger and better plans. Much like phones.

People already pay for mobile phones. People already pay for internet. People already own computers. Why would they buy all this again and commit to a contract?

People are stupid.

They pay 10x what they need to for their mobile phones, and now they'll pay 10x what they need to for mobile internet.

It's a very bad day for computing.

Mike Whitehurst

PAYG  

In Vodafone joins the iPhone throng

Pint

Pay as you go! Save your pennies!

Mike Whitehurst

STFU Opera  

In Opera lobby dubs IE ballot screen 'threatening and confusing'

FAIL

Omfg Opera = whiniest bunch of kids.

Your browser fails. get over it.

Mike Whitehurst

Windows 7 E Pre-order  

In Microsoft ditches Windows 7 E plans

WTF?

I already preordered windows 7 e.... does that mean I have to preorder again, or does it mean i'll receive a different product to what i ordered?

Mike Whitehurst

lol  

In Average UK broadband just over half advertised speed

Grenade

Nice article, you just trashed Virgin's contention.

Mike Whitehurst

Opera sux  

In IE icon too familiar for Microsoft EU settlement?

Yeah who cares about Opera, nobody would pick it anyway.

Mike Whitehurst

The internet gives you swine flu  

In Swine flu will [enter scare words here]...

Stop

You CAN catch swine flu from the Internet - please stay out of crowded areas.

Mike Whitehurst

Interesting  

In Windows 7 still baking in oven, insists Microsoft

Linux

That's a difficult question.

Do you release your 7600 build and allow the world to test it? Or do you keep hold of it, to give users more of a reason to buy a retail copy?

Do they need more of a reason to buy a retail copy? Will 7100 users buy retail Seven, or will they go back to XP, or Vista - whatever they already have a copy of?

Mike Whitehurst

Business Motivation  

In Microsoft offers Windows 7 early and cheap to volume customers

Troll

I can see business persons being pressured into upgrading, and saving money, and getting productivity, and not using 8 year old operating systems, and blah blah blah...

Then going over to their IT guys and saying "upgrade us now", and then not caring when the IT guys say "actually this won't run on our cheap-ass business machines", and then blaming the IT guys when the experience is bad.

Discounts are evil.

Mike Whitehurst

I have seen Terminator  

In Robot land-steamers to consume all life on Earth as fuel

Flame

This is dumb, no?

Mike Whitehurst

A good product?  

In BT abandons Phorm

I really wish companies would produce a quality product which serves the customers' needs at the best possible price. I also wish people weren't retarded, that way companies wouldn't be able to mess them around with small print and breaches of privacy. Far too many retards using computers these days.

Mike Whitehurst

What's the problem again?  

In Europe won't pay more for Windows 7. Really!

Badgers

What's the problem with MS shipping Windows with IE again? Every now-and-then you need IE anyway, may as well save yourself the hassle of installing it.

Mike Whitehurst

Not Original  

In Google will tell your mates where you are

Pirate

Someone at my uni invented this about 3 years ago, I hope Google paid him.

Mike Whitehurst

Solution  

In US woman says Ubuntu can't access internet

Flame

So who's fault is it?

Her fault, for not knowing anything about Ubuntu?

Dell's fault, for letting her have Ubuntu?

Microsoft's fault, for creating software that doesn't work on Ubuntu?

Ubuntu's fault, for not being compatible with Word?

She can't be expected to know about Ubuntu, so it's not her fault. Dell sell computers, if someone buys the wrong thing, it's not their fault either. Microsoft make Windows, they don't want people to have Ubuntu, fair enough. Ubuntu... perhaps should support more applications.

BLAME UBUNTU !

Mike Whitehurst

Overthinking  

In Vista SP2 to land in April 2009-ish?

Paris Hilton

Remember MS has an obligation to support and OS for x years, this service pack is for those unfortunate enough to own a copy of Vista. I'm confident MS have their devs focused on Windows 7, as we all agree they should do.

Windows 7 + SSD + Triple Channel DDR3 + Core i7 = WIN (in a year or two)

Mike Whitehurst

QFE  

In Main BBC channels to be broadcast live via web

Stop

Bloody hell. I have enough problems with the arseholes at TV licensing whinging about me not having a license to have a TV, I dont need these bitches whinging that I now need a license to use the internet.

I DONT OWN A STINKING TV. I DONT WATCH THE BBC, and still these arses send me threatening letters at least once a month. Now they can send me letters saying we know you have an internet connection. Give us money or else we'll take you to court.

fantastic.

executives at the bbc should burn for this.

Mike Whitehurst

but what can it bring to the table to make it a "must have" upgrade vs XP?  

In Microsoft: Windows 7 ready for Christmas 2009

Thumb Up

DirectX 10, 11, or whatever is out at the time. DirectX 9 has had it's day.

Mike Whitehurst

Mistake  

In Burned by Chrome - Fire put out

Heart

Tinfoil hats off.

They exaggerated a statement designed to cover their own asses. They weren't trying to steal your blog images. I'm sure this will be resolved over the next day or two. If not, the gloves will come off.

Mike Whitehurst

NSFW  

In Spammers, Cuil, and the rescue from planet Google

Alert

Yeah OK, It really was Not Safe For Work...

Mike Whitehurst

lol  

In CherryPal out sweetens Apple with 2W, ultra-cheap PC

Stop

That's great, until you want to use vista, or a game, or any office application.

Mike Whitehurst

bit confusing  

In W3C 'clarifies' HTML 5 v XHTML

HTML5 is made of fail. Those dodgy shadows remind me of marquee and blink.

Please everyone ignore HTML5.