* Posts by A. Coatsworth

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Future Roku TVs may inject tailored ads into anything and everything when you pause

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Re: Do you mean the company who.....

Luckily Spotify has not done any of that to me... yet. But the moment they start annoying me, out of the window they will go.

Yup, I am also rebuilding my collection of physical (and backed-up) music to prepare for the moment when the inevitable happens. It is a streaming service, after all: It seems that enshitification is hardcoded into all of them.

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Re: Do you mean the company who.....

>> I'd be willing to pay a little extra for content

I was willing to pay, but that was not enough for Netflix with their heel turn on account sharing, nor to Amazon with their ads on Prime, nor to Youtube with their everything really...

So far Spotify is the only one behaving decently enough[1] for me to keep a subscription.

[1] From the point of view of an user. Their interaction with artists is a whole different can of worms

Boston Dynamics' humanoid Atlas is dead, long live the ... new commercial Atlas

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Terminator

If Sci-fi has taught something is that everything will be all right as long as they NEVER put a red LED in the robots.

The moment they have the ability to change their display color from white/blue to red, all bets are off.

Exhibit A, Your Honor------------->

YouTube now sabotages ad-blocking apps that stream its vids

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Unhappy

Newpipe Legacy cr@pped its pants at some point in the previous weeks: I use an ancient tablet basically as video streamer, so it can only run Legacy, and now the app can't display anything.

Hope the users of Newpipe standard are doing better

Voyager 1 starts making sense again after months of babble

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Re: Just a thought

well, that idea wholesomely almost worked for the ISEE 3 probe

US politicians want ByteDance to sell off TikTok or face ban

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Holmes

>>with the majority being unscrupulous and untrustworthy

Only the majority? I couldn't come with one trustworthy or scrupulous socal media if my life depended on it...

Ahead of Super Tuesday, US elections face existential and homegrown threats

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Re: Just who is meddling in American politics?

I thought cherries season was at the beginning of summer, but AC here seems to have started the cherry-picking very early!

Chinese 'connected' cars are a national security threat, says Biden

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Well, there is the tiny little difference between US/Mexico and US/China relationships (bad hombres notwithstanding)

If a country has been flagged as a danger by the US goverment for decades[1] then it shirley should have been a bad idea for US companies to send billions of dollars and tonnes of IP to that same country.

There is some real dissonance there between what policy and economics are doing. Not that this surprises anyone.

[1] I am not getting into the argument of whether US accusations are true. For the sake of this argument I am just going with what the goverment itself says.

Elon and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad legal week

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Alien

Re: Get with the program “Elon” ..

Sure, sure he's fighting for us the little people but the evil lizard illuminati are trying to take him down.

Husqvarna ports Doom to a robot lawnmower – not, thankfully, its chainsaws

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Joke

Re: I'm a Stihl bloke

Yup, I was wondering if the chainsaw was used for Greek shipbuilding...

Japan's SLIM unexpectedly wakes up on Moon after month-long nap

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Joke

Re: Ohaiyo gozaimasu

Domo arigato, mr Roboto!

Intuitive Machines' lunar lander tripped and fell

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Joke

Well, it would be extremely awckward for any goverment to comment "well, we tried this but it is hard, and by the way, XYZ country is kicking our @ss... bummer, i know "

BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies

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Pint

Althogether? No need to be that drastic!

You can always go the Finnish way and kalsarikännit

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FAIL

Re: also: Rockstars

Or Technology Evangelists... Oh, God evangelists

Americans wake to widespread AT&T cellular outages

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Sunspots? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within AT&T's network?!

Open flame for steaming hams ----->

Hackers mod a Sony PlayStation Portal to run PSP games

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>>Playing PS5 remotely i.e. in a hotel, work (I've not tested this yet, but read that given a good connection it works quite well)

Ok, that makes a lot more sense! My 2 minute DDG investigation left me thinking it had to be in the same WiFi network as the PS5.

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Windows

>> it relies on a nearby PS5 console to render games. In effect, it's really more of a remote, Wi-Fi-connected monitor

So, it is for when you are at home but don't want the convenience of using a real controller and a real TV screen?

Other than "continuing your game while on the toilet" I can't comprehend the use case for this... or perhaps Sony completely misunderstood what made the Switch a sales successs...

Dell staff not alone in being squeezed to reduce remote work

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Yeah I don't think your point was not to start a pissing contest.

On the other hand it was berating the people who, like me, doesn't want or need to conmute to perform their duties.

If your conditions mean that you work better at the office, you should be free to do so. If my conditions mean I am more productive at home, I'd like to be able to WFH without being called an anti-social shut-in.

Horses for courses... in the end the problem is not the people who likes the office or the people who likes WFH, but these bullsh*t blanket mandates that benefit basically no-one and are being pushed for spurious or at least very hidden reasons.

To speak again of my particular case again, I'd like my employer to at least treat me like an adult and tell me the true reasons for RTO, instead of comig with half-baked kumbayah excuses for making me conmute for 2 hours to use Zoom all day anyway, because my coworkers are not even in the same continent as me.

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WTF?

>>And, my house is tiny and filled with the distractions, both pleasant and unpleasant, of my personal life.

It sucks to be you, I guess. But I don't see why others should suffer because of it.

My home office has big windows, natural light and a lovely view to the surrounding mountains... it is slightly better in my particular case than spending 8 hours under a fluorescent light looking at a blank wall

Apple Vision Pro units returned as folks just can't see themselves using it

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Sarusa raises a few interesting use cases, and I am not one of the downvoters, but there is one point that got me thinking:

I find the fitness tracking to be endlessly useful when I go for my walks, hikes, or bike rides. Turns out my pulse rate tells me a lot. And of course actual distance traveled, speed, steps, and altitude changes are really useful.

This fetishization of the information is rather baffling.

Why is it necessary to track, measure and aggregate such minutiae of the day to day life? Besides Apple, its partners and Cthulhu knows who else, getting all the data, now people is also building their little big-data repositories about themselves... what for?

I recognize it can be useful for proffessional atletes, and perhaps for peeople with specific medical conditions. But what is there for the average joe?

This is an honest question, not simply a critique on Apple or the commentard above

Cybercriminals are stealing iOS users' face scans to break into mobile banking accounts

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Headmaster

>>comply with the new initiative and replace one-time passcodes with facial biometrics to decrease the threat of financial fraud blame the user olympically and refuse any responsibility in possble frauds

FTFY

Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all

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Holmes

Re: Musk? Who trusts this guy?

There seems to be an inverse relationship between "Musk's direct involvement in an enterprise" and "success of said enterprise"

Venus has a quasi-moon and it's just been named 'Zoozve' for a sweet reason

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Re: "poses no danger to Earth"

Rather, 9 out of 10

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Megaphone

Re: Zoozve orbit

I understand that "butterfly" sounds a lot more poetic, but after seeing wikipedia's animation, my only thought is: that's a kidney.

Mozilla CEO quits, pushes pivot to data privacy champion... but what about Firefox?

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Unhappy

A lot of hardcore Firefox fans are now happy Chrome users.

"Happy" is not the adjective I'd use. Reluctant? Defeated? Gone-through-all-stages-of-grief?

Definitely not happy. And yes, I am typing this on Chrome.

Raspberry Pi Pico cracks BitLocker in under a minute

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Apple Vision Pro has densest display iFixit's ever seen, and almost-OK repairability

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Gimp

Re: spots before the eyes

Don't give them ideas. I am sure many morons valued customers would pay out of their noses for the privilege of having Apple-shaped pupils

The spyware business is booming despite government crackdowns

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Trollface

Re: "can only be sold to governments and used to fight terrorism"

Street fighters have always faced an uphill battle

Alaska Airlines' door-dropping flight was missing bolts

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Re: Major major cock-up

Sarcasm detectors seems to *also* be missing some screws over here!

Mozilla slams Microsoft for using dark patterns to drive Windows users toward Edge

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Re: "with the added trust of Microsoft"

>>You don't think they are taking the piss out of the users?

Hanlon's Razor would say "no"... but with MS is hard to say what is bigger, the malice or the stupidity, I'll give you that.

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Re: "with the added trust of Microsoft"

It is honestly amazing they can say that without a trace of irony.

Self-awareness is truly dead and buried at MS... probably laid to rest in the same casket used in Microsoft's iPhone funeral

'I’m sorry for everything...' Facebook's Zuck apologizes to families at Senate hearing

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Re: Your product is killing people

>>Senator Josh Hawley (R-Mo)

Sure, just hang on one moment while the pigs take off, and we will be right with you

AI-driven booze bouncers can ID you with face scan

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Re: Brave New World

I secood the question

JAXA releases photo of SLIM lander in lunar faceplant

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Re: Thrusters

Rocket League in SPAAAAACE!

Not much to lose once the rovers have fulfilled their main mission, and a slight chance of achieving the most uproaring fix of a spaceship in history!

Mars Helicopter Ingenuity will fly no more, but is still standing upright

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Pint

Some of the Martian dust seems to have gotten into my eye...I'M NOT CRYING

Now go meet Spirit and Oppy in Robot Heaven

Wait, hold on, everyone – Mozilla thinks Apple, Google, Microsoft should play fair

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IT Angle

Re: " the impact of platform rules and of relentless marketing."

It is hard to understand the massive downvotes. I want to defend FF, we need an alternative that is not tied to Chrome or Apple, but it is a fact that Firefox's quality has steadily declined during the last years. The sheer number of forks made by people trying to revert the most idiotic decisions taken by Mozilla is a testament to this.

The decline in marketshare can't be explained only by the predatory tactics of Google or MS: many people -like myself- used Firefox for years, but grew more and more annoyed by the bloat and UI changes and ultimately jumped ship. In my case, I used Palemoon for as long as I could, until banking sites started flagging it as a security concern.

Apple's on-device gen AI for the iPhone should surprise no-one. The way it does it might

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Re: on-device gen AI for the iPhone

>>to do what exactly?

It will implement a better sieve algoritm able to more efficiently uncouple persons with challenged mental processes from the currency they have so far accrued

Florida man slams 'tyranny' of central bank digital currencies in re-election bid

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The actor of Ghosts can't do it will bark whatever has the biggest chance of bringing people to his side at a given moment.

What he himself thinks about it -if anything at all- is neither here nor there, so I am not bothered of having the same opinion as him on this.

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Big Brother

Can't help but think that, if the WEF and the CCP agree on something, that something can't be healthy for the average joe

Researchers confirm what we already knew: Google results really are getting worse

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Re: Qwant search engine

Thanks! Brave on mobile also includes it in the list of default engines. I just changed it and will be test driving it for the rest of the week.

I've been a DuckDuckGo user for a long time, despite some doubts about its income sources. I must say that their results in languages other than English are really dissappointing

Microsoft touts migration to Windows 11 as painless, though wallets may disagree

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Windows

Re: Why?

>>why on earth would I want to switch to a new OS

You monster, you! Won't you think of the poor poor MS shareholders who need a new yatch?

The pain of changing to a new OS, and the cost of the new hardware and software, are a small price to pay, to see their happy, beaming faces

John Deere tractors get connectivity boost with Starlink deal

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>>"We believe SATCOM will unlock significant opportunities in agriculture by enabling farmers to take advantage of innovative technologies that rely on real-time information and communication,"

Here are the benefits for the farmer, as clear as fresh manure, and straight from the source.

Going green Hertz: Rental giant axes third of EV fleet over lack of demand

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Re: The problem with EVs for rentals....

Maintenance == all the stuff that must be done every X thousand kilometers, such as oil changes, engine tune-ups and the like, not applicable to EVs

Repair == try to get a spare part from His Muskiness

Office gossips beware – chitchat could choke your career chances

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Holmes

Top notch investigation

Glad to see these business schools boldly tackling such groundbeaking subjects. Great formation for the MBAs of the future!

Any developments on Pope Francis' religious views, or on the bowel movements of ursids?

Private lunar lander Peregrine mission's now measured in hours, not days

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Catastrophically Leaky Propulsion System

My compliments to El Reg's resident backcronymer.

Have one (or one dozen)

Japan to test datacenter powered by reused hydrogen fuel cells

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Re: Read the article first. Comment later.

Read the comment first. Be a smartass later.

The commenter acknowledges the H2 source for this test, but wonders what the source would be if the technology ever goes mainstream.

... no wonder why the Anonymous Coward option was used.

Zuckerberg hunkers down in Hawaii to wait out apocalypse

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Re: What Zuck is really building

giant amoeba

Yup, I am ready to believe the Zuck is using shoggoths in his building projects, and maybe even in the backoffice at Meta

Tesla says California's Autopilot action violates its free speech rights

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Timeline of a genius

> Muh freedom of expression!

> Muh freedom of expression!

> You can't say that about me, I WILL SUE YOU

> Muh freedom of expression!

How to deorbit the Chromebook... and repurpose it for innovators

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Pirate

>>Google has given ChromeOS a ten-year window of guaranteed support

That support depends on Google's promise not to drag a working product behind the barn the moment they get bored with it... A promise that is not worth the toilet paper in which it is written

Buggy app for insulin-delivery device puts diabetes patients at risk of hypoglycemia

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>>"However, many forget to test different scenarios where behavior is not normal, such as inputting invalid data into the system

If there only was a branch of Computer Science focused on tackling this kind of scenarios... I know: perhaps I can take some programmers aside and task them with testing, or assuring if you will, the quality of the software products.

I am so clever, no one ever thought of this before!

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