I worked with a guy who used afrikans swearwords in his error messages (not user facing, only in the logs techs look at). T'was an education :)
Posts by IHateWearingATie
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WTF? Potty-mouthed intern's obscene error message mostly amused manager
Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater
My suggestion.....
The suggested products from Amazon actually turn out to be useful, and not just more versions of the things that I have bought already.
"You recently bought a table - here's a list of other tables that you might like. We would suggest some chairs, but that would be too useful."
Shock horror – and there goes the network neighborhood
Goodbye Azure AD, Entra the drag on your time and money
Samsung’s midrange A54 is lovely, but users won't feel seen
Without competition, TCS wins back UK pensions body in £1.5B mega-deal
Intel to rebrand client chips once Meteor Lake splashes down
James Webb Space Telescope suffers another hitch: Instrument down
Accenture announces 'Accenture Song' – not a tune, but a rebrand
There was an unofficial song...
.... I seem to remember a very ambitious manager in the USA created something and tried to get it to be officially adopted. It was doing the rounds in the early 2000s - I suspect in the USA as a serious thing, in the UK it was sent as a joke.
Don't have a copy of it unfortunately, but it was as bad as you imagine
Openness of Oracle licensing and audit tools questioned
Offering Patreon subs in sterling or euros means you can be sued under GDPR, says Court of Appeal
Re: On the other hand...the corollary
US courts tend to take a very wide view of what is in their territorial jurisdiction. The best assumption you can make is that if you have a map with the USA marked on it in your house, or know what the capital of the USA is, their courts will assume they own your ass.
Ooh, an update. Let's install it. What could possibly go wro-
Re: Netware? Less than 20 years ago? Where was he working - Jurassic Park?
Hah! I can well imagine that was the case. Lucky is the techie who hasn't worked at an org that isn't so much behind the curve as using a telescope to see the curve accelerating away from them.
In 2001 at a certain public sector organisation I was still coding updates for a user interface running on Windows 3.11. I bet they thought of Netware still as newfangled technology.
Reason 3,995 to hold off on that Windows 11 upgrade: Iffy performance on AMD silicon
Firewalls? Pfft – it's no match for my mighty spares-bin PC
James Webb Space Telescope penciled in for launch this century. Yes, Dec 18, 2021
Council culture: Software test leads to absurd local planning SNAFU
Re: This seems like a real legal loophole
I seem to remember from my dim and distant contract law lectures that the original case law on this is from the late 1800s and relates to a price being wrong on a watch in the shop window.
Invitation to treat, offer, acceptance I think are the three stages. Prices on a website are generally held in the T&Cs to be an invitation to treat.
AWS growing so fast its revenue makes it bigger than Cisco or HP
The UK is running on empty when it comes to electric vehicle charging points
When was the last time you got to a petrol station and found that it was closed / broken so you had to go somewhere else (as opposed to just having to wait longer as a couple of the pumps are broken) ?
My main car won't be replaced with an electric one until reliability of charging points is such that them being broken is really rare. My mate has a Tesla, and his experience is that it would be a real pain running an electric car without the excellent Tesla only charging network.
Google fined €500m for not paying French publishers after using their words on web
Where's the boss? Ah right, thorough deep-dive audit. On the boardroom table. Gotcha
Bitcoin doomed as a payment system and its novelty will fade, says Federal Reserve Board of Governors member
Useless for day to day transactions
In my day to day transactions (e.g. getting paid by my employer, buying groceries etc) I have no use for a currency whose value can vary in such a large way day to day and week to week. Does inflation devalue my currency? Definitely, but its not Venezuelan proportions where I could lose half the value of my wage a week after being paid it.
Thanks, boss. The accidental creation of a lights-out data centre – what a fun surprise
Nvidia refreshes GeForce RTX GPUs: More CUDA cores, crippled crypto mining
Protip: If Joe Public reports that your kit is broken, maybe check that it is actually broken
Bank of England ponders minting 'Britcoin' to sit alongside the Pound
Microsoft's Surface Laptop 4 now includes AMD options for biz customers, boasts up to 19 hours of battery life
From Maidenhead to Morocco: In a change to the scheduled programming, we bring you The On Call of Dreams
I remember my wife telling me about the awkward conversation with a client about a "customs charge" for some product they were trying to get in to Turkey (this was way before the advent of the bribery act). Trying to avoid the use of the word bribe in the conversation, the client took ages to realise what she was on about, arguing that that particular class of products should be immune to customs charges under Turkish law. The conversation mostly focused on the wide latitude that customs agents had in Turkey to apply 'additional customs charges' that had to be paid in cash to secure an 'expedited customs release'.
Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a beer: Beware the downloaded patch applied in haste
Re: I haven't seen a good game of Reply-to-All Tennis in years
I was working at a giant global company when that happened (2013 I think). The number of idiots doing a reply-all (to all 150,000 employees) saying "Please remove me from this list" or "Please don't reply all" was amazing.
It started at around 5pm UK time and took till 8.30pm before IT pulled the plug on the mail list.
We know it's hard to get your kicks at work – just do it away from a wall switch powering anything important
Negative Trustpilot review of law firm Summerfield Browne cost aggrieved Briton £28k
Up yours, Europe! Our 100% prime British broadband is cheaper than yours... but also slower and a bit of a rip-off
I guess I could help increase the average speed, but see little point
Currently on a Virgin Media 200/20Mb package - I could upgrade to the 500/35Mb but really don't see the point.
Early lockdown with both me and my wife working from home and the sprogs doing their schoolwork didn't tax it too much, so don't see the point in anything faster for me at the moment. I'm sure that will change in the future, but for now I'm not doing my best to help the overall average speed increase.
Tim Cook 'killed' TV project about the one website Apple hates more than The Register
El Reg worse than Gizmodo?
Just how naughty have you been El Reg, when Gizmodo buying a stolen phone and writing about it only gets them a 2 year Apple Ban, when you are in the perma-banned category?
Did you stamp on St Steve's kitten or something? Tell Tim C he was holding the phone wrong in a press interview? Suggest that some Apple products might be a tiny bit overpriced?
Who knew that hosing a table with copious amounts of cubic metres would trip adult filters?
It's always DNS, especially when a sysadmin makes a hash of their semicolons
Um, almost the entire Scots Wikipedia was written by someone with no idea of the language – 10,000s of articles
"Any other shit cliches you want to wheel out while you're logged in? Maybe something about haggis or .."
Ah, haud yer wheesh as mah mither used tae say.
No really, she did. Apparently I moaned quite a bit as a kid. Now a parent myself, I must say its a very useful saying.
Looking at some of the pages, its like that editor read some Broons cartoons in the Sunday Post and decided that they could speak Scots.
You *bang* will never *smash* humiliate me *whack* in front of *clang* the teen computer whizz *crunch* EVER AGAIN
Ed Snowden has raked in $1m+ from speeches – and Uncle Sam wants its cut, specifically, absolutely all of it
Apple gives Boot Camp the boot, banishes native Windows support from Arm-compatible Macs
Re: "...banishes native Windows support ..."
If you don't use it, then you shouldn't care. However, quite a lot of businesses (including the one I work for) have moved to buying Apple laptops for their workforce on the basis that you could also run x86 Windows apps when needed.
Without that, there are two choices. Stop buying Apple laptops that can't run x86 Windows apps easily, or move the apps to Mac. Stopping buying Apple laptops is a much cheaper option and in some cases legacy x86 Windows apps won't be able to be practically ported.
Surprise! That £339 world's first 'anti-5G' protection device is just a £5 USB drive with a nice sticker on it
Gutted
Am I the only one gutted not to have thought of this first? Admittedly I would have pitched it at around £70 as £300 feels like its way beyond the point of maximising revenue, and I would have soldered a few random components on there to throw people off the trail...
Ethics - I've heard of them.
Far-right leader walks free from court after conviction for refusing to hand his phone passcode over to police
Re: Why didn't they use s 49 RIPA?
My guess is because section 7 is looser than the limits placed under 49 (3) of RIPA:
A disclosure requirement in respect of any protected information is necessary on grounds falling within this subsection if it is necessary—
(a)in the interests of national security;
(b)for the purpose of preventing or detecting crime; or
(c)in the interests of the economic well-being of the United Kingdom.
versus (from schedule 7):
An examining officer who questions a person under paragraph 2 may, for the purpose of determining whether he falls within section 40(1)(b)—
(a)search the person;
(b)search anything which he has with him, or which belongs to him, and which is on a ship or aircraft;
(c)search anything which he has with him, or which belongs to him, and which the examining officer reasonably believes has been, or is about to be, on a ship or aircraft;
Tech's Volkswagen moment? Trend Micro accused of cheating Microsoft driver QA by detecting test suite
Britain has no idea how close it came to ATMs flooding the streets with free money thanks to some crap code, 1970s style
ICANN finally halts $1.1bn sale of .org registry, says it's 'the right thing to do' after months of controversy
Academics demand answers from NHS over potential data timebomb ticking inside new UK contact-tracing app
This is typical public sector thinking - great being the enemy of good.
The extra information they are after will be very very useful in lots of situations, but they have missed the glaring issue of privacy. It could cause far fewer people to sign up, meaning that it misses what it is meant to do in the first place (apparently you need at least 60% of the population to use it for it to be effective), and we can pretty much guarantee some kind of snafu to allow access to the data for people we don't want to access it.
Most frustrating.