Kneel before your anthropomorphic deity

Don't you know? The PC as we know it sprang fully-formed from the brow of William Gates! There were no personal computers BW (before Windows)! Funny how I remember using Wordstar and DBase, let alone administrating Unix servers. I can also recall the "massive" retraining required for users when migrating to Windows. Oh no, that's right, it wasn't massive, and nothing like the confusion reigning as a result of the introduction of Orifice 2007.

Typical tosh from the duty MS troll.

Paris because...(the rest of this statement is left as an exercise for the reader)

¿A Quién le Importa? 8)

Any excuse, Lester...interesting to see the Spanish question their national sport like this, Zapatero is having some effect on the country. The skin might be Photoshopped but the "pechos" are genuine, from a quick check of her videos.

Now find an excuse for a pic of Mónica Naranjo, more my idea of guapa...