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Mike Pellatt
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"Power Cut" - I don't think so.

That must be a bit, errr, economical with the actualite, since exchanges big enough to service that many lines have massive batteries and generators to top them up if the mains is off for ages.

So either:

i) The batteries failed - poor maintenance

ii) The generators failed when called for - see i)

iii) It was something other than a "power cut".

Mike Pellatt

Re: A total waste of time and money

" NAT only breaks broken applications"

That statement, I'm afraid, led me to ignore everything else you said. It's so, so, so wrong.

"NAT breaks the network" is the correct statement. It's a horrible, horrible hack.

Mike Pellatt
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DTDD

Ooooh yes, that would be delicious.

A whole new series (or 10) of DTDD could be dedicated to phone hacking, bribing plods, etc. The material would be endless.

"I'm not here".....

Mike Pellatt
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Re: A long way past satire

Dunno about you, but as well as laughing out loud I also nodded sagely (not sadly) and said "Yup, that about sums it up." when they were first broadcast.....

Mike Pellatt
Devil

What about the cost of upgrading ?

Item 4 -" Systems value drift assessments" should also be carried out before upgrading - i.e. analysis of how far the capabilities of the installed system already meet the business requirements and the opportunity costs of re-training and "feature bloat" if updating.

Here, of course, I have in mind a certain "Office Productivity" suite, let alone other products.

And..... Dare I say that using FOSS/Libre software would nicely avoid these issues. I mean truly free software, not stuff where the features that actually make it usable are closed.

Finally - how about initial contract negotiation, ensuring that the escro arrangements (you did make sure those were in place ???) cover access to the source code for ongoing support purposes if excessive charges are levied ? It's only the business practices and conventions of software suppliers that mean this isn't a standard contract condition. If all the users demanded this together......

Mike Pellatt

Re: Let 3/Three die

Agree in general, but you forget the higher interconnect price that Three charge for incoming calls, which has to be part of their business model enabling them to be competitive for their users.

Charge the callers instead. Clever marketing, 'coz people who go for Three (for voice) won't be worried about that.

Mike Pellatt
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Re: @Tim of the Win:

We used to have a nationalised company for fixed-wire telecommunications. In fact, it was a Government Department before that.

Ok, they were the (monopoly) service provider too, but tell me just how innovative, un-bureaucratic and efficient they were. And just how well they did forward planning. Remember 2-3 year waits for a telephone line to be installed ??? I do.

Now fast forward into today's world where telecomms technology moves at least 10x faster, and this idea, whilst appealing, would be a total disaster if implemented. The problem, if anything, is that the remnant of the aforementioned organisation has too much residual power and coverage left over from its monopoly days, making it so much harder for the community broadband model to be financially viable. OK, that isn't radio comms, but the same effects would apply.

It's like The Good Old Days of British Railways when all the trains ran on time, tickets were cheap, there were no serious accidents and every employee greeted a passenger with a cheery smile.

Mike Pellatt
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"3g was ridiculously expensive for a long time because the networks were forced into paying so much for it."

The networks weren't forced into paying those ridiculous amounts. The spectrum went to an open auction (with certain build-out requirements of the winners) and the networks went into a bidding war for it. Just like you occasionally (!!!!) see on eBay, the result was that the winners massively overpaid. Whatever the reason was for that, there was no coercion involved.

Mike Pellatt

Re: The mathematics behind this concept are awesome

Agreed that it's hype.

It's sort-of-but-not-very-much like the hoary old one about the bandwidth of a 747 full of DAT tapes. It's truly massive. The latency, however.......

Mike Pellatt
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Re: Assembly?

HP2100 assembler, hand-craft into 1's and 0's, then punch it in on the front panel switches.

That's how I was taught REAL programming by the great Dr Munro, Yr 2, EE at Imperial.

Time to design a USB-connected proper front panel for the Raspberry PI, then these schoolkids can really learn how a computer works.

</old-fart>

Mike Pellatt
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Re: may i be the first

If you care to read most of the comments, you'll not see bitching at a particular cloud/outsourced/managed services/whatever this year's marketing buzzword is/etc provider, but at the idea that this cloudy thingy is some sort of panacea to all your IT availability issues, and you can throw away any other business continuity solution.

It isn't. Factor in proper BC, Due Diligence over the providers' offerings, and service failure insurance (ha!!!) and suddenly all those putative cost savings go Poof!!!

Unless, of course, your name is Matt Asay......

Mike Pellatt
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Danger, Will Robinson. Jobs RDF influence detected.

The claimed patent clearly describes a process well-covered by prior art, as numerous previous posters have pointed out.

Go read up why patents were originally introduced, and ask yourself if the current uses that the legislation are being put to are compatible with the original goals.

Finally... Apple, in all its life, introduced comparatively little that was novel. It is a tribute to Steve's excellent marketing and design skills, his attention to detail, and finally the power of the RDF that World+Dog believes it to be a significant innovator.

Mike Pellatt
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IP maybe, but TCP ??

"(Weightless will happily carry IPv4 and IPv6 packets)"

But on reading the description of the protocol, I think the chances of TCP running over it will be near-zero.

A bit like TCP running over the 2G network, then.

On another topic, why is it that the TV spectrum space attracts such stupidity. It started with "slotting" Channel 5 into the "unused" guard channels in the band plan. And just goes downhill from there.

Mike Pellatt
Linux

Do you know...

Now tell me which OEM is going to jeopardize their Microsoft bribe by not installing this feature?

There, fixed that for you.

Mike Pellatt
FAIL

You think the FAT32 patent is valid ?? (Yes, I know part of it was upheld. It's still bollox and full of prior art)

Mike Pellatt
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"Where my web based <name any app you fancy>"

To which my only response is "Why would you want that ??"

Mike Pellatt
FAIL

Remember OpenMail ?

The last time Samsung bought orphaned software from HP, it was OpenMail.

That worked well for them.....

Mike Pellatt
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You owe me now.

Now you've really brought back bad memories. Even worse than the thinnet unreliability.

OK, it was George IV, not George III.

1972, first ever programming course (Algol, Kingston Poly, summer hols at end of Lower VIth)

The ASR33 readers were fucked. Well, poorly maintained really. So if you missed a typo and therefore couldn't backspace and delete the error, and had to "copy" the tape up to the typo, the errors that the reader introduced led to getting a correct tape being a divergent process. Unless you found one of the 2 ASRs that were working OK-ish.

What with the overnight turnaround, I think all I got working in a week was the prime numbers up to 99......

Mike Pellatt
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Assembler standards ??

You were doing (fairly) well until we got to: "We probably know enough about Assembler to have a standard (or multiple standards perhaps) version of it:"

Clearly, a lesson in what Assembler is is needed here (from someone who in his 2nd year degree course was required to manually translate a program written in assembler to 1's and 0's and then punch them in on the front panel switches of an HP2100)

Assembler is a mnemonic "language" for the machine level, numeric, opcodes of the processor for which it is designed, with (usually) the addition of at least macro capabilities to assist the programmer.

As such, in general, the processor designer is best-placed to "standardise" the language, and it will be processor-specific. i386 assembler must, by definition, be entirely different from Power PC assembler, both entirely different from Alpha assembler, both entirely different from PDP-11 assembler, both entirely different from ARM assembler, etc, etc, ad nauseam.

Mike Pellatt
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Key reason for virtualisation

Don't forget the key reason for virtualisation.

It's the only way you'll be able to run SCO Openserver (you know, the operating system that all US Defence relies on) on any modern hardware.

Mike Pellatt
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Sultans

Sultana is obviously the nane if their currant IT system.

Mike Pellatt
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I'll tell him what'll happen

Fox wants shareholders to do something about failed ICT projects for the MoD ??

I can tell him (or rather their companies' management) what they'll do.

Walk.

Like all bar one of the contractors on NPfIT did once it was clear that was going to be a total, moneypit for all concerned, failure. To everyone except the Government decision-makers, of course.

And, of course, BT, who collected all the money for the total waste of the rip-and-replace NHS National Network version 3 well in advance of any deliverable service apart from VoIP appearing over it.

Mike Pellatt
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Things just don't change

I remember the same basic mistakes being made repeatedly in UART (and their discrete predecessors) drivers, especially in the handling of multiple interrupts on noisy RS232 lines and XON/XOFF handling.

DecSystem10, RSX-11M, Olivetti's S6000 mini, Unix Sys V.....

It was clear that knowledge about this was kicking around, but the people who wrote the next OS were a set of new college grads without this previous experience.

Seems we have the same lack of knowledge transfer to the people who Really Count today. Quelle surprise.

Mike Pellatt
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We had a rental model before

and we called it "bureau services"

Remember Datasolve ??

Mike Pellatt
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Android ??

So... an analysis of app stores "on mobile" makes no mention at all of the (presently) fastest-growing mobile environment and its app store - Android.

How so ?? Perhaps because it could be a counter-example ??

This is nearly as bad as the "digital - vs - analog (sic) business model" article.

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Mike Pellatt
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Hardly "original" research

Errr......

Scientific research to establish that the presence of a large conducting body near an antenna will detune it or cause it to be mismatched to the characteristic impedance of the feeder ???

I think you might well find a large, if not massive, body of research showing this. Stretching back a good few decades, if not to the birth of RF Communications (well, post-spark transmitters anyways).

This is why MIMO doesn't work as well as it might - one antenna impacts on the performance of the other.

Mike Pellatt

why 3?

I agree djbdns is iconoclastic, with a license to match.

But why do we need 3 decent alternatives to Bind ?

1 is adequate.

powerdns.

HTH.

Mike Pellatt
Linux

TCO

Oh look, lots of discussions about TCO (at least total Carbon cost) of an electric car vs hydrocarbon-powered.

Seems just like the Windows vs Linux TCO arguments :-)

Mike Pellatt
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Commercial-in-Confidence

As long as the really, really significant information on how OUR money is spent remains hidden behind commercial confidence undertakings, the community & voluntary sectors (and SMBs for that matter) will remain on the back foot. And we'll never know if we're being taken for a ride.

When public money is being spent, every bit about it should be freely available. It should be a standard condition of public sector contracts that the financials and the Ts & Cs are published, and any company that doesn't like it can look elsewhere for their business.

I also look forward to Hell freezing over.

Mike Pellatt
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If Information was all published in the first place......

...... then we wouldn't NEED FOI requests.

But as long as bad/corrupt decisions are hidden behind "commercial confidence" get-outs we'll need FOI legislation to find out how OUR money is being spent. Far too often dragging the information out kicking & screaming.

Of course, in the dim & distant, we trusted our elected representatives to carry out this scrutiny task. It's what they ought to be doing, it's part of what they're there for, but what with their own corruption and the need to carry out the whips' office's commands or be consigned to the political wilderness (or tossed scraps like Frank Field), no-one trusts them to do that any more.

Mike Pellatt
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next fail in 2021

See they've renewed it til 2021 now. Not that the DNS has propagated yet. and halfords.co.uk still redirects to the broken .com....

Mike Pellatt
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DECnet design

@swschrad

The underlying design flaw there was to have the network address be the MAC address, and to decide to override the hardware MAC address with the DECnet network/MAC address.

Most dumbass design I've ever seen. Fell off a chair when I learnt of it.

Made my BICC MPS (Multi-Protocol Support) DECnet driver hard to get to play well with the ISO/OSI driver. And had to jump through some hoops I'm quite ashamed of when the card driver for the 16-bit card didn't allow the MAC address to be changed - like scanning through the driver code looking for the MAC address and then changing it there.

Only in MessyDOS.......

Mike Pellatt

DO "just update"

AC says "You don't just update server software in a production environment because a new version came along."

I know that "received wisdom" is to look at problems you have, only update if the update address an issue you've seen, or if you believe yourself to be vulnerable to a security issue the update corrects. Other than that, leave "production" systems alone.

I don't run like that. Never will. Argue with me if you like, but I've been on exim 4.71 for ages, went to 4.72 soon after it came out. So, with a smug grin, I know I'm in the clear.

My strategy is - ALWAYS update. Life's too short to plough through every issue, see if a particular update addresses it. And are you really, really, really sure every change has been logged in sufficient detail for you to know exactly what issues are corrected ??

Keep the ability to roll back if anything breaks, but keep updated. It's not the ass-covering approach, but it is the professional approach.

YMMV, and all that stuff.

Mike Pellatt
Headmaster

"Push" services

OMFG, I need those like I need a hole in the head.

FFS, Benioff, I want to decide what data I'm given (as least at a high level). Not have "The Cloud" decide it for me.

Otherwise, I know what I'll be getting.

Spamvertising. And we know how well that went down.

'coz these guys need to go back to skool.

Mike Pellatt
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Open core ?? WTF ??

Oh dear, dear, dear.

McNealy spouts the "Open Core" line, a description that's only been coined in the last couple of years max.

"Open Core" is just like all the M$ products and ideas with "Open" preceding their name - you know, like OOXML - i.e. the word "open" is redefined as "closed" aka "proprietary" in this usage of the word.

Maybe English will change its usage like it has since the KJV bible - you know, Paul was "previously let from going to Corinth" - back then "let" meant "prevent", now it means the exact opposite. "Open" is rapidly inverting its meaning too :-)

As another poster said, the license Sun used to release "open" Slowlaris was widely condemned by the community, and IIRC had to be modified to be meet the OSI's definition of Open Source.

Mike Pellatt
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Speed judgement

If you don't know the difference between 30mph and 35mph without looking at the speedo, you shouldn't be driving.......

Of course, my speedo (in common with all of them) says 34mph when I'm actually doing 30mph

Mike Pellatt
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Reasons for lack of Windows deployment ??

One of the 3 reasons listed is "lack of GUI-based interface for data modeling and admin"

You mean like phpMyAdmin ???

Admittedly, it's browser-based, not GUI-based, but does anyone really think the former isn't the future ??

And where would you rather deploy the A in LAMP/WAMP ?? Windows or Linux ??

Mike Pellatt

@Sapper

I know - see the word "purported" before "unsubscribe links" in my original posting. I do, indeed, report them to my email provider. I tell myself about them :-)

They can carry on spamming me after that if they want, but very little will get through. And I re-educate spamassassin when it does get through (and my sa-exim teergrubs too - so satisfying to see a connection hung onto for 10 minutes......)

As well as getting a weird sort of perverse pleasure from filling in those web forms, I also occasionally get it too by filling in a load of complete b***shit in a phishing page (NOT using IE under 'doze before you say anything....)

Mike Pellatt

If the claims were groundless...

.....Thomas asks why it took years of litigation to reach a decision.

To which the answer is "see SCO vs Novell/IBM/Autozone/DaimlerChrysler and RedHat vs SCO" (tho at least in SCO vs DaimlerChrysler - 1 out of 5 - the stupid,groundless claims were thrown out pretty quickly). Basically, it seems a vexatious groundless litigator can carry on for years if they keep (not-so) subtly changing their case, saying contradictory things in different courts, and ignoring court orders to come up with specific allegations.

And to TheBigYin - I love (in a hate it way) those purported unsubscribe links that say "we will remove you in the next few days" or some such. They must be running MS SQL Server to get response times like that....

Mike Pellatt
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Not so much for Googlers to be scared of really

"Privately, Googlers admit they are scared of Microsoft — and they should be, given it's track record of coming from behind against Novell, Palm, and Sony in operating systems, devices, and games over the years."

I rate that track record 1 out of 3 - operating systems. Well, file serving (so 90's) to be precise, but I won't be picky.

Where is the MS device that beat Palm ?? Shurely you can't mean Windows Mobile-based devices ??

And if I was running a company, I'd like to make a PROFIT out of what I sell. The MS Games division is a long, long, long way from doing that. Not that Sony is, either, but large piles of cash can last a long, long time.

Mike Pellatt

messy copyright ownership

@Mike Moyle - I don't think NewSCO can - they weren't party to that contract. And the contract betwen OldSCO and Caldera-Now-Renamed-SCO should have, but doesn't, address the issue. This is more a case of lack of due diligence on Caldera's part when taking on SCO's Unix business. Not, of course, that they had any reason to care about that until they decided their precccciious IP had more value than Proper Work.

There is also a view that the Novell-SCO contract was deliberately obfuscated because Unix was (and is) an almighty mish-mash of different entities' copyrights, and that what Novell actually owned was fairly minimal. Which would beg the question of why they paided $300m to AT&T for it. The AT&T-BSD settlement showed how much unattributed BSD code had found its way into SysV (lots)

Mike Pellatt

Zimbra isn't really Open Source

Only 1 out of 5 versions of Zimbra is described as Open Source, and to quote Vaughn-Nichols "It is annoying, however, that despite all its virtues, the Open Source Edition is almost crippleware."

The "Open Source Edition" is released under the YPL, and that license's compliance with Open Source principles is debatable.

Mike Pellatt
Jobs Horns

ActiveX. Again.

I seem to remember that when M$ proposed the ActiveX "architecture", every unbought security expert threw up their hands in horror, screaming "DON'T DO THAT".

But M$ did do that, proclaiming (as always) that it was "what their customers were demanding", and that the benefits outwieghed the risks.

Permanent vulnerability was what their customers were demanding, clearly.

Well, it is Sastan's Spawn, isn't it ??

Mike Pellatt
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Nitpicks

memcpy() et al aren't "commands" , they're "functions"

Neither are they part of the "C" language - they are part of the "C" run-time support library, and these function calls aren't defined by the "C" language

Mike Pellatt

@greg

The taxpayer bailing out pension funds will simply be the return of the taxpayer theft that GB initiated at the start of the Labour government. Except that in the meantime, the cash has been spent rather than invested....

It really was the most monumentally stupid piece of taxation ever, perfectly timed to assist the problems pension funds found themselves in.

Labour - helping you lose your defined benefits pension

Mike Pellatt
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Monster always were a useless bunch. Jobshite too

Both Monster and JobShite sent me Herbalife distribution "opportunities" when I signed up to them. Both of them told me that these were genuine job offers when I put it to them that these were pretty damn close to Ponzi schemes, if not actually Ponzi schemes. I asked not to be sent them any more, but they demurred.

I will never, ever, ever, ever (is that clear enough ??) use either Monster or JobShite either as a recruiter or a candidate. That was enough evidence to demonstrate that both are totally unprofessional, and that they solely wanted the ad income, whatever its source.

Imagine my surprise when a few months later Monster suffered their first data breach.

Bill, coz his business "ethics" match to a tee

Mike Pellatt
Paris Hilton

WTF here too

'He said Nominet and the domain industry need to take more heed of the government agenda on phishing, spam and "bad content".'

So, explain to me what a system that turns letters and numbers into IPv4 and IPv6 addresses has to do with those 3 issues on the government agenda ??

Phishing - education and browser security

Spam - effective sanctions, decent filtering software (mine bounces 98% of the spam at SMTP HELO) and, again, education - i.e. - Don't go flying off to Nigeria, revelaing your bank account details, cashing a cheque and passing on the proceeds until the cheque recall period has passed, or buying cut Viagra.

"Bad content" - what's that ?? Kiddie Porn ?? Criticism of the Government ?? Happy-slapping videos ?? I could take a view if I knew what it meant.

Paris, coz we all know about her bad content

Mike Pellatt
Linux

Couldn't happen to a nicer network

So, things havent changed since they were one2one and cut me off whilst abroad for exceeding my credit limit, which they hadn't told me about. Without any prior noitification. So I gave them one more chance and told them so, and guess what ?? They did it again. Again without contacting me first to give me a chance to add funds to my account.

I will never, ever use One2One or its successors-in-interest thanks to their total incompetence

Mike Pellatt

Fedora for critcial systems ????!!!!!

Dennis - anyone using Fedora for "even one critical system" and then having an issue with this didn't read the tin.For critical systems. use RHEL or, if you prefer, Centos, unless you are prepared to live with the risk of an update breaking it.

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