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andreas koch
Holmes

Re: All for the public good...

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...but you'd need a lot more evidence to satisfy a court that you had just cause to go prying...

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I'm not even afraid that someone publishes that I've done wrong. If I've done it, I'll have to live with the consequences.

What my concern is, is that some over-eager writer* gets the details not quite right and you end up making the front page for child abuse AND IT WASN'T YOU. Then a correction and apology gets published on page 17 three days later. No one will read it and your reputation is wrecked for ever.

*And yes, they are about; if they don't publish fast and waste too much time checking the facts, then someone else might beat them to the printing deadline. And northing's worse than being the second paper that publishes a gory story.

andreas koch
Joke

@ The BigYin - Re: Only disciplined?

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...as numerous news stories inform us...

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Those are written by journalists whose informers demanded too much money.

andreas koch
Black Helicopters

@ Crisp - Re: Disciplined

Unlikely. It will probably boil down to a 'verbal warning', valid for 6 months.

Whispering: ' Is that the Super Universal News? Put me through to Mr. Medium Cheese. - - - Hi, Meddy, listen mate, I got to lay low for a while - yea, about 'till September - look, if you can find anything to make my supervisor get into this as well, I can of course help sooner - of course, I'll mail that to you - cheers, buddy'

Coughcoughcough...

andreas koch

@ JustaKOS - Re: All for the public good...

Yet it might well be decided that it was in the interest of the public to either convict the person in question or clear him of suspicions and thereby aid the investigation in a potential child abuse case. It could all be interpreted to: 'do wrong first, justify later'.

I agree that common sense would be of service here, unfortunately lawyers will also involved; that is what makes me worry.

Oh, and have an extra '*' that I forgot as a footnote marker in my earlier post.

andreas koch

All for the public good...

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... controller'. A person is not guilty of an offence if they can show that unlawfully obtaining, disclosing or procuring of the personal data was justified as being in the public interest.

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Does that sound like the easiest excuse ever?

So, as a private eye or journalist, what do I need?

Somewhere where there's a primary school. A guy in a long coat. Someone* who thinks he might look a bit like the prime minister. Someone else* hears someone calling him 'Dave'.

Public interest acquired, all doors open?

Please someone tell me that that is not the case.

Can we have a shit-scared-icon?

These people only get paid in full if there's a story later.

Posted in Raspberry Pi
andreas koch
Unhappy

Re: Additionally, despite no software support as yet...

>...the less software support the better.<

That *would* be true, if the target audience could be bothered.

I personally am afraid that the Rπ will not spark the same interest as its predecessors. In the early days your computer came practically useless unless you yourself typed something up. You couldn't just google for a ready made solution to your needs and find it. The most you could hope for was a magazine with some paper code that you had to type off. That made you look at the actual code and debug your own typo's if, or more likely when, they occurred.

Kids nowadays are much more interested in a running system that does everything 'out-of-the-box'; and the price won't be bait either. They usually have a mobile phone that cost 10 to 20 times as much already.

If children want to learn programming, they can learn on every computer. Even if it is starting on MS-Office's VBA on an old PC snapped up for £30 off ebay.

Don't get me wrong, guys. I love the Rπ idea, it's great! I will also definitely be tinkering around with one.

But as a revival of the PET/ ZX80/C64 era, when you couldn't wait to get home and try that new line that you thought up in school (during French, most likely...)? No, I don't think it will work.

Pity.

Posted in LOHAN ideas..
andreas koch

Re: LOHAN On Top?

Apart from it being a bad idea for LOHAN, you can perfectly well mould a large diameter hosepipe and connect the ends...

andreas koch
Coat

Re: ALL NHS patient records online by 2015

or faxed somewhere at random.

andreas koch
Facepalm

That really, REALLY helps,

slapping a fine on the always-short-on-money NHS.

The only outcome is, that there's 90 grand less to go around for the patients.

And the nitwit who did it...

Enter The Beautiful South: 'carry on regardless'

andreas koch
Happy

@ Poor Coco - Re: @ Vordicae - Manual Launch ?

Beg differ:

They're not staying there for ages, the temperature does not drop to –60°C immediately after launch, they don't need a lot of transmitting power (2x 0.5s answer-beeps at 3W per minute would nicely do, which will roughly give you a consumption of less than 2Wh* even if your transmitter is not all that efficient), a bit of insulation might do some good, non-rechargeable alkaline batteries don't suffer from low temperatures as much as rechargeable Lithium cells, if you feel too cold, you can include a chemical handwarmer...

They have been up there before and shot video; I can't remember any battery-powered battery heaters from PARIS and they surely didn't use any magic then.

*~ the capacity of a single AA cell.

andreas koch
Go

The 'radio altimeter'

I've just come across a potential error with the radio altimeter idea from earlier. If the balloon does not go up straight, the distance will, of course, be incorrect. Triangulation with two or three ground stations could solve this (like in David D. Hagood's telescope idea [clouds? loosing track?] above) if it gets out of control.

BTW; Sorry to Vordicae for misspelling the name...

andreas koch
Go

@ Vorficae - Re: Manual Launch ?

I like that idea; after all it's less than 50km and total line of sight, too.

And then I thought of this:

You (that means the SPB Team) could use the signal travel time of a radio repeater beacon on board to determine the height.

Have a 'peep-repeater'. Send a signal to the balloon that just gets returned. Measure the time.

Electromagnetic waves travel at ~300,000 km/s. That would make about 6 microseconds for a 1km ( 3300 feet) answer signal (3µs up and 3µs down). At your targeted height of 100,000 feet that will grow to 180 µs turnaround time. If the returning signal takes longer than that, send the trigger signal.

You could actually sit there with a Big Red Button and watch the numbers growing and then press it at the desired height! Come on, isn't that epic?

andreas koch

I don't think so, Lars. But it seems that every single one of them landed head-first...

Wouldn't the WWFians waste energy and resources by writing and publishing this rubbish? They should go to Ethiopia or Somalia as a good example and spread their fertiliser there; it might do the fields some good.

andreas koch
Go

@Wile E. Veteran -- Re: Why play with penguins...

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Not interested in doing any additional diagnostics

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I know, but it bugs me... ;-) I would wildly guess that that was a graphics issue:

Boot up holding Shift, press F6 for boot options, choose 'nomodeset' as a boot option.

hth.

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Apart from that: I just like it if you can put your fingers into the OS; I'm not a great fan of the walled gardens.

Of course Nintendo games run very reliable on Nintendo consoles, but nothing else either way.

andreas koch

Re: Why play with penguins...

Afaik there's Wacom modules out there: hunt, make, kldload?

andreas koch
Go

How can it be

that cases of copyright infringement, which is between two personal or corporate identities, can lead to 'sanctions' between states? If my neighbours Ferrari is parked in front of my garage, can Britain go to war with Italy?

The solution to the American problem is easy: cut all internet connections to and from the outside of the US. And the phones. Stop all flights and shippings in or out. Stops all their trouble with terrorists, pirates, chinamen, illegal immigrants and all the money going abroad.

And it saves us reading this bullsh*t.

andreas koch
Thumb Up

@ James Hughes1--Re: @ Pete2 --Biscuits or Pi?

Well, I thought that a $25 Huawei phone could never be outsold by a $400 Apple one. And yes, I know that the Apple one has higher specs - so has the Intel board.

About the delivery, your very reasoning in your post is putting customers off. 'Huge backlog', 'expected',' should' and 'good bet' are not confidence-inducing terms.

As much as I love the RaspberryPi (don't get me wrong, I really do!), I think it's suffering from marketing and production failure. Sadly more vapour than ware.

andreas koch
Holmes

Claiming on expenses, saving print

For some reason I can just see that most Westminsterians will, after receiving their documents* in a rainforest-friendly way on their new iPads, print these very documents for filing purposes on their new (expenses claimed back) home printer (ink and paper claimed back)**.

Effload of good that does.

But it's good to know that they'll be save from pr0n Apps.

* formerly printed in the cabinet's outsourced printroom on recycling paper on a Xerox Nuvera 144 at 0.7p a page.

**now printed on HP AirPrint inkjet MFD , Staples HP paper and cartridges for 18.3p a page.

andreas koch
Coat

Of course

there's an App for that.

andreas koch
Happy

@ Sir Wiggum: Re: @ Sir Wiggum is not a yank

In which case I should have suggested a Chelsea Tractor. ;-P

Ok, joke aside, apart from some Porsche, AMG-Mercs, M-Beemers and such, German cars aren't any harder than any other makes.

French: I think the last truly different experience (fro Jack Average) was the Citroen GS.

andreas koch

@ The Indomitable Gall--Re: German vehicles....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Group#Divisions.2C_subsidiaries_and_marques

andreas koch
Holmes

@ Sir Wiggum:

German car seats have a default design limit of 125kg (19st 10lb in 'real' money).

You should maybe consider a Chevrolet Silverado for increased comfort.

andreas koch
Unhappy

@ Pete2 --Re: Biscuits or Pi?

It might be a Pi worrier, I think.

I'm absolutely taken with the RaspberryPi; I'd love one. But they're not happening! I looked on the website, and you can now again pre-order for a delivery date of maybe later...

This is going to pi-ss people off. If Intel gets this on the market (and I think they have more of a chance to put out volume than the Pi foundation) and offers higher specs, then people might just be willing to pay a higher price for something they can buy, than for something they can only again and again wait for.

This delay is killing the RaspberryPi in my opinion. It gives any competitor too much time to get to the market where some Chinese makers can probably push them out by the 10Ks on short notice and won't worry too much about upsetting a non-profit foundation with a lot less clout than a commercial brand like Intel or Apple or such.

andreas koch
Pint

@ AC 1627h-- Re: BPI retards

>And the individuals at Google, who provide all of those same nice links ?<

The individuals at Google are rich, that's different.

There.

andreas koch
Paris Hilton

When

is that block supposed to happen?

Just wondering...

andreas koch
Holmes

Of course they were a write-off

Under current health and safety laws no half way sane headteacher could ever authorise the use of a laptop (whatever the make) that has, or has potentially, been peed on. Just imagine headlines like 'teaching assistant forced to use contaminated hardware now psychologically unable to work with IT equipment and demands $3.8 million in damages' or 'I wasn't told that my children were touching [insert racial derogative of choice]-urine in this school, mum complains, sues council/ town/ board of education'.

The write-off is perfectly understandable, the insurance will pay; and with a bit of luck (and some IPA flushing) you can get a cheap, usable MacBook off ebay.

andreas koch
Joke

@ Nev--Re: Double standards

Especially if it involves one giving just that to the other one...

SCNR

andreas koch
Facepalm

Re: Double standards

Aaaawww, sniff sniff. How sad. Those poor people...

andreas koch

Re: After really trying with Unity and Gnome 3...

I'd almost agree that xfce is the bee's knees. After you replace the abysmal (in my opinion) Thunar* with something useable.

*come on, a filemanager that can't search for a file itself?

andreas koch
Pint

@ llewton:

...and you have made a very valid point with that, I think!

andreas koch

@Yet another AC:

No.

andreas koch
Coat

Mike Brown, you are mistaken

in the belief that a doctor would use this application. You will not bee seen by a doctor, you will be seen by a nurse who, as he or she is guided by the NHS-App, had all of 4 month's worth of training and sold shoes before.

If you're lucky.

In future then, because it won't make such a big difference, you might just come to A&E and find a self-service iPad strapped to the locked door that issues a prescription online which will be delivered by Royal Mail within the next 3-5 working days.

andreas koch
Pint

Re: I agree with the premise, but not the reasoning.

You would find that your boss will think different (although I do agree with you personally). ICS is probably not the best example anyway, I was more thinking about the Linux (specially Ubuntu) release names. You could probably sell 'Canonical Linux 10.10' to your CEO, but 'Ubuntu Maverick Meerkat'? He'll think you watched too much Cbeebies...

andreas koch
Unhappy

Re: I agree with the premise, but not the reasoning.

It might already be too late.

Pushed by the top level who want to look fashionable, some business processes get forcibly rewritten to NEED an iPad. Where, in former times, a simple, £5.99, tally counter was enough for a traffic survey, it now is done with a tablet, THE tablet.

Because the beancounter doesn't want to talk about an Android ICS ("What does ICS stand for? Ice cream wtf? This is a serious business, not a playground. And as we're at it: don't buy anything that sounds like a character out of the teletubbies or comes with a Pangolin in the name, either, or you've had it!" ) tablet, they want an iPAD. These people don't vacuum clean, they hoover (even if it's a Dyson).

Because: It's a safe decision to pick a big, popular brand. If it works well, then it was well decided. If it goes bellyup, then the 'overpaid IT guys' couldn't make it work even though they were given the very best materials. No mud on the boss.

I am afraid that we will see more and more 'forced' tablet applications due to this. And that will skew the whole IT setup. I recently spoke to a 'freelance photographer' (he's not famous, guess why...), who needs to replace his 'Photoshop on Windows' workstation with a Mac, because he bought an iPad, "...and it will be much better if it is all >properly< set up."

I hope I'm wrong.

andreas koch
Unhappy

If it would be

named i-wrubzsnfrghnnf and presented by Apple, it would sell.

Microsoft? No, sorry, not even with a free player.

andreas koch
Pint

The south sea bubble

of 1720 all over again... IN SPAAACE!!!

andreas koch
Paris Hilton

@ zen1

Are you serious about this? I mean, I have no idea of how the american patent system works, but if they're just filing it: what's the point then?

andreas koch
FAIL

Re: Good luck to him

@ AC 2302:

You haven't read the patent.

Read it.

andreas koch
Joke

Re: Time to go..

Even though he's a pretty good writer, you seem to read too much Frank Schätzing...

andreas koch
Flame

Another messup coming

8<--- and vendor neutral archive and associated services. --->8

vendor neutral archive: because no one dares to touch the old SUN box the database is sitting on now, and of course to have the need for newiPads for everyone, without having to find your Word and Excel icons in a new place.

8<--- A modern solution is required that will deliver streamlined and advanced workflow and includes close integration with the patient record to maximise information exchange and patient benefit. --->8

Who ever said this sentence in earnest should be shot with dried cat's crap; it's a typical politico waffle with all the buzzwords and no meaning at all.

Pity we won't hear all the failures of this. 5m won't cover half of it, and it will take 4 times as long and then the nurses will still have to keep paper records (well, just in case...), so the workload shifts some more towards administration and away from actually caring for patients.

And all that because someone's golf buddy had an idea how to justify spending some dosh on bling and skim some off at the same time...

andreas koch
FAIL

The USPTO

Do these guys actually check whether they issue almost identical patents multiple times? If, and it appears to be the case, not, then they are just useless lawyerfeeders.

andreas koch

@npo4:

Five, two for screenwipes and three for vacuum cleaner bags.

andreas koch
WTF?

Re: WTF?

Even more important than that: Who the f*&% wants to Twitter?

andreas koch
Joke

@ BigYin:

Are you working for Apple?

andreas koch
Devil

Yes,

if you can pay the lawyers...

andreas koch
Happy

They seem to be advertising

for the VLC media player...

andreas koch
Flame

Analogy anyone?

>>>Hong Kong is still some way behind countries like the UK and US, she added, but is currently digesting the Copyright Amendment Bill 2011 which currently has provisions to make service providers liable for any copyright infringement unless they take “reasonable steps” to limit or stop the infringement “as soon as practicable”.<<<

So, if my house gets burgled, I can then sue the council (providing the way) for not putting up a road block to stop the thiefs getting there?

What next? Will I have to opt in (or out?) to drive up to my place with a dirty magazine in my pocket? No, that would be just stupid.

Oh, wait...

andreas koch
WTF?

Am I the only one

who is starting to get a bit bored with this?

andreas koch
Devil

apple-armageddon

Has anyone ever spared a thought what would happen if the iPad BYODing* penpushers upstairs push the complete Apple architecture through? As in: ' I, Mr. B.I.G. Cheese, have an iPad, why does the rest of the company have to use these awful Windows things? Make it all Apple at the next hardware change, BOFH! What do you mean, software incompatibility? I'm sure there's an App for that, go do the job I pay you for, or shall I hire someone competent? My nephew is very good with iPads, you know...'

* on company allowance, of course...

andreas koch
Holmes

You forgot

the 'how can I stich up my neighbour whose cat crapped on my garden furniture?' angle.

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