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Windows 7’s XP Mode — Virtually worth the effort

Sunday 3rd May 2009 18:19 GMT Paul

those poor wintards...

Fancy have to use a interface equivalent to Mac OS 7 ;)

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US lawmakers to de-silence electric cars

Saturday 25th April 2009 11:13 GMT Paul

wtf?

honk the bloody HORN!!!

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Ballmer disses Oracle's decision to buy Sun

Wednesday 22nd April 2009 23:44 GMT Paul

Ballmer is an idiot.com

period.

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Who snapped first?

Thursday 9th April 2009 15:21 GMT Paul

@the cops

Up shit creek in a barbed wire canoe!

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Wacky Jacqui spanked by husband

Monday 30th March 2009 11:42 GMT Paul

Great in bed... NOT

I guess hubby prefers to spank the monkey than pork the ol' slapper!

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BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

Wednesday 25th March 2009 13:25 GMT Paul

blind leading the blind

Typical BMW owner

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BBC botnet investigation turns hacks into hackers

Thursday 12th March 2009 13:37 GMT Paul

Dear WinTard user...

So how many of the 22,000 hijacked machines were running OS X?

No further questions ;)

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Man punts 'prototype' iPhones on eBay

Wednesday 11th March 2009 14:37 GMT Paul

@Wade Burchette

Clap Clap for the Handicap!!!

eBay item has been removed!

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Nude Apple iMac pics leaked to web

Thursday 5th March 2009 10:11 GMT Paul

keyboard & mouse...

I guess these are NeXT in line for the aluminium makeover.

As for an HD swap, what a joke. Bring back rear panel access!

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Bill Gates bans progeny from iPhone Nation

Tuesday 3rd March 2009 01:28 GMT Paul

The Gates Syndrome caused by...

Viruses, Intruders, Spyware, Trojans & Adware

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Wanna see how to use Win 7 UAC to pwn a PC?

Monday 16th February 2009 09:22 GMT Paul

A viable solution...

Get a Life, Get a Mac!

Problem solved.

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Hackintosh maker lands Apple punch

Wednesday 11th February 2009 09:08 GMT Paul

It's a PeeCee

It uses the same CPU, sound card and graphics card. PC's are the Mac clones now.

Question has to be - who the hell would bother with Windows - it is so feckin dull.

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MoD: 27 per cent of our computers are secure

Wednesday 14th January 2009 12:35 GMT Paul

the other 73%...

must be running Windows.

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Microsoft releases first flaky iPhone app

Monday 15th December 2008 20:10 GMT Paul

duh

CLAP CLAP FOR THE HANDICAP!!!

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UK lists preferred occupations for immigrants

Tuesday 11th November 2008 16:58 GMT Paul

This way please...

Steadily walking towards a Police State.

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Taliban extends mobile shutdown order

Wednesday 22nd October 2008 09:51 GMT Paul

The price for opening Pandora's box...

At the end of the day, the CIA is to blame for all this for playing such a large part in creating these monsters!

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Man buys new MacBooks, pulls them to bits, takes pics

Friday 17th October 2008 15:30 GMT Paul

@ Webster pREkTARD

One & time again young man, you simply reinforce the fact you are a mentally retarded numbskull. Perhaps you need your nappies changed more often?

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TalkTalk ad slapped for misleading on LLU

Thursday 25th September 2008 14:18 GMT Paul

Speed great, customer service CRAP

Moved to a flat in the N2 area, got phone initially connected then transferred from BT to TalkTalk. However during the changeover we were cut off. It took endless calls to TT customer support to convince them we had no dial tone as their tests to the exchange indicated all was fine. An engineer finally found the connection was done incorrectly at the exchange. Found the minimum time on hold was 30 mins to customer support which was abysmal, being cut off several times on hold. So 6 weeks after signing up finally online & connection speed really good. However they also commenced billing from our go live date of which 3 weeks of that we had no connection so I vision been on hold for several hours to customer services sorting this last issue :)

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