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197 posts • joined Thursday 17th July 2008 16:35 GMT

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WonkoTheSane
Mushroom

Original Arcade game protip

5000 bonus points for NOT shooting whilst flying down the trench.

WonkoTheSane
Childcatcher

I believe this to be a good thing...

When I watched kid's BBC (back before the dawn of time), I was always really annoyed when it got pre-empted for the budget, tennis, snooker or pro-celebrity tiddleywinks.

Dedicated channels like CBBC/CBeebies will not see this.

WonkoTheSane
Facepalm

Re: It's all so depressing...

There _was_ a supersonic Harrier in development, until the Gubmint of the day canned it in 1965 to buy F4 Phantoms.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawker_Siddeley_P.1154

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

Note for GCHQ:-

Expect large uptick in highly encrypted email.

Posted in Jolly rogered
WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Time to put an end to these "Victorian Sensibilities"...

After all, the old battleaxe has been gone for over a century now!

WonkoTheSane
Alien

I take it the polls closed

Before anyone saw "Battleship"?

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

@Flibble

I thought it was called "The War Against Terror"?

At least that's what I've thought of every politician since...

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

Yes (Prime) Minister was never a sitcom...

It was a Docu-Drama with a Gubmint-imposed laugh track to make us think it was fictional!

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Do what I'd do...

Tell them you don't have a Farceberk profile.

(Except I wouldn't be lying)

WonkoTheSane
Boffin

As any fule no

It's _tachyons_ you need for FTL & time travel!

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

What should happen next...

Sir Ian McKellen should insist on the premiere being held in Southampton, with the after-party held at the establishment in question.

(Y'know - just to rub the lawyers noses in it).

WonkoTheSane
Facepalm

Satnav blindness is everywhere.

One end of the road where I work is closed for a couple of weeks whilst the roundabout there is enlarged as part of improving access onto the industrial estate.

Sat-tards are driving past ALL SIX "Road closed ahead" signs and not turning round until they've found the big hole in the road at the very end.

citation:- http://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/110836/wrexham-drivers-risking-lives-by-ignoring-diversion.aspx

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Down

Remember when Shakespeare said "First, kill the lawyers"?

Maybe he meant UI designers, because this makes Ubuntu Unity & Gnome Shell look well thought out!

WonkoTheSane
Terminator

Obligatory...

I for one, welcome our new alcohol-fueled robotic overlord!

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

'The full harm to Apple cannot be calculated'

Divide by zero error?

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Title goes where?

"mass-produced, lowest common denominator, well, shit being pushed out by "artists" every day"

Or "Complete & utter Cowell" as I like to call it.

WonkoTheSane

EML2 has other advantages

Like using the entire mass of the Moon to screen out Earth-generated radio & TV signals.

This would however also require a comms satellite in L4 or L5 to talk to the base.

WonkoTheSane

You forgot 8

8) Nobody wins but the lawyers.

WonkoTheSane
Coat

Shakespeare saw this coming...

Dick The Butcher: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

(Henry VI Part 2 Act 4 Scene 2)

Mine's the doublet.

WonkoTheSane
FAIL

"There were a series of marketing cock-ups from Acorn"

Like cancelling "Project Phoebe" (RiscPC II) only six weeks from launch _after_ taking pre-orders?

WonkoTheSane
Facepalm

Too late...

T-Mobile is now linked with Orange under the name "Everything Everywhere"

WonkoTheSane

If the gubmint _really_ wanted everyone to have the latest maps...

Then they'd force car dealerships to update built-in satnavs for free as part of the annual service.

Instead of asking for £££ to buy a disc just for yourself that can update _all_ cars with that system.

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

@Loyal Commenter

"Moot something so outrageous that everyone is up in arms. While they are all distracted by agreeing that it should be stopped, sneak through something less harmful (but still harmful) into the legislation."

You mean like sneaking the EU's sign-up to ACTA into the bowels of an Agriculture & Fisheries meeting?

See page 43 of this press release:-

http://www.consilium.europa.eu/uedocs/cms_data/docs/pressdata/en/agricult/127031.pdf

WonkoTheSane
Gimp

Let's see now...

No black surround? - check

No rounded corners? - check

No horizontal speakers? - check

Apple will be livid!

WonkoTheSane

Have you got it?

Try "Voodoo Carrier IQ Detector" from the Android Market.

(Says no on my Orange Samsunge Galaxy SII)

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

What the e-petitions website really needs...

Is an e-petition directing MPs to debate and act upon e-petitions!

WonkoTheSane
WTF?

Wait a minute...

OFCOM had teeth?

WonkoTheSane

Title should read...

Software maker sorry for getting caught trying to silence security researcher

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Mojave Spaceport...

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, we must be cautious.

WonkoTheSane
FAIL

Why I bought a Vauxhall...

It came with a full-size USB & a 3.5mm socket instead of a fruit dock.

WonkoTheSane

Add-ons disabled by default?

No Adblock Plus, no me!

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

The 3 tenets of politics

1: Promise everything.

2: Deliver nothing.

3: Blame someone else.

WonkoTheSane
FAIL

Divide by zero?

nothing to see here, move along.

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Get root

Root it & install CyanogenMod 7.

WonkoTheSane
Facepalm

It's possible LTE would displace one of the older technologies like say, EDGE.

Have you checked how often folks are stuck using EDGE instead of GPRS or 3G in the UK?

WonkoTheSane
Coat

Agreed re fruit-connector

Just go with a standard USB socket, like my Vauxhall.

Aircon will suck the batteries dry, but we'd only need it 3 days a year!

TL;DR = WANT!

(Mines the one with the Palestinian Plutonium in the pocket)

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Not the only problem...

It would help if O'Bama would stop appointing MAFIAA lawyers to the Supreme Court!

WonkoTheSane
Megaphone

Noise Isolation + Public road != Good thing

You really REALLY want to hear that car/bus/truck coming as you step into the road!

Loudhailer so that you can hear me over your dubstep mix.

WonkoTheSane
Linux

P already decided

12.04 (an LTS release due next April as the version number suggests) will be codenamed Precise Pangolin.

WonkoTheSane
Black Helicopters

Obviously

They had trouble installing the NSA backdoor on the servers.

WonkoTheSane
Alien

The first comment made when this story hit Slashdot?

The researchers are totally off base here. These aren't self-portraits; they're writing. When transliterated into the Roman alphabet, they read "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

WonkoTheSane
FAIL

Expected changes

I foresee the cancellation of F1, Top Gear & everything Dr Who related - the only BBC shows I watch.

This coupled with a massively increased budget for 'Stenders, Costume bl**dy Drama & Celebrity "I can't dance to save my life".

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Jobs' family to arrange "quiet" funeral

They say he didn't want anything flash.

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Oh Really?

I hadn't noticed, thanks to Adblock Plus.

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

@Naughtyhorse

"such a claim by tea partiers would be admitting man went there, and i'm pretty sure it says in that there book of theirs that we didn't."

Fixed that for you.

WonkoTheSane
FAIL

@Dirk Vandenheuvel

Yes, it will. Until it isn't.

WonkoTheSane
Terminator

I do see where you're going with this...

http://www.ironicsans.com/images/steampunkterminator.jpg

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Why modern music sounds rubbish?

Simon Cowell.

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Dixons prays Olympics will boost sales

Title fixed.

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Not Anonymous

These people have been named, therefore they cannot be members of Anonymous.

If they were members, the article would have read "two unnamed men".

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