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Only in Nevada

You must hand it to them - they walk their libetarianism like they talk it.

They have decriminalised marijuana, legalised prostitution and gambling. It's also home to gun ownership laws which stop just shy of allowing juveniles to pack tactical nuclear weapons.

Now driverless cars - excellent!

It's also one of the States with the lowest population density. Perhaps it's just as well.

Still it's high on my list for a fun holiday. See you at the Burning Man maybe.

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Meh

No gravity well - but asteroids are moving targets

To exploit asteroid resources wouldn't one have to bring the asteroid into Earth orbit and/or mount the mining gear etc. on the asteroid and fire the products back at Earth?

Either of those would be technically (and energetically) challenging..... I can't see the economics squaring up on this in any practical timeframe.

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Mushroom

Let's hope they do btter than the NHS

CSC have taken billions from the NHS in both real money and opportunity cost ...

http://www.ehi.co.uk/news/EHI/7666/csc-and-dh-talks-will-drag-on-to-june

Like Accenture they were seduced by iSoft in the procurement stages... that worked out really well

http://www.ehi.co.uk/news/EHI/7688/isoft-trial-told-of-%27forgery-kit%27

Only CSC were so impressed they subsequently bought the company....

http://www.computerweekly.com/news/2240105223/CSC-closes-acquisition-of-iSoft-ahead-of-NHS-IT-contract-renegotiations

There is however b*****r all to choose between the big management consultancies.

Basically IMO - if the answer is BT/Accenture/CSC/HP/Capita/etc - you're asking the wrong question. Unless the question is "how do I advance my personal PHB career from a undeserved six figure salary in the upper tier of the Public Sector into seven+."

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Coat

Did Browsium realise..

.. that by winning a UK Gov contract they are thereby obliged to give highly paid jobs for an unending stream of failed ministers and clueless senior civil servants.

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Holmes

But how many 1980's papers were wrong?

There are large numbers of predictive models and a relatively small range of plausible outcomes (i.e. a trend of at most a few degrees C either way over decades or nothing). Inevitably, in retrospect, some are bound to have been 'right' whether their model was valid or not.

[No axe to grind here either way. Personal opinion is that C02 is smoke not the fire. If we could seal the excess CO2 in a box and magic it away we still have to address f*****g the planet with over-populatation, pollution, over-exploitation, deforestation etc.]

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Black Helicopters

re: Tor, PGP, VPN etc.

So everyone will be using these then?

No they won't be, because the use of encryption etc must inevitably be made a criminal offence also.

Won't happen eh? It's already an offence not to know the password any encrypted file (or maybe just a file containing random data) found on your computer.

Whoever you vote for, Sir Humphrey always gets in.

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Angel

Wot - no ribbon?

Be thankful for great mercy.

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Facepalm

re: Idiots all around

<snip>Tor has been easy to slow down/block for quite some time simply because so many idiots running Tor servers give them domain names like "I_am_a_tor_server.net"</snip>

More simply anyone can go to sites linked to the organisation and download CSV files containing the IP addresses of all Tor exit nodes and relays e.g. http://torstatus.blutmagie.de/

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Meh

No future for RDBMS in the Cloud?

I think that would imply a major limitation of the Cloud rather than RDBMS.

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Headmaster

A doctor writes...

Speech reception, interpretation/comprehension and production are located in structurally and functionally distinct domains of the brain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broca%27s_area#Broca.27s_aphasia_vs._other_aphasias

After strokes or other brain injury, you can commonly find people who can't understand speech, but can speak reasonably well and vice versa. Deaf people can often learn to speak etc.

These brain regions are interconnected. However there is no reason to assume that your brain assembles what you either 'think' or about to say into the same encoding as what you are listening to.

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Mushroom

Maybe it's not because GP's are crap...

Perhaps GPs oppose it because they realise that iGimmicks aren't what keep people out of hospital.

At least not until they can get people out of bed, give them their medicines, wipe a**es and share a cup of tea with them.

Also - just like in hospitals - each gizmo will raise false alarms, run flat, fall off the patient etc n times per day. Only instead of the nurse walking ten feet down a ward to switch the thing off - he has to drive out to the patient's house.

Still - offering glitzy high tech but futile NHS services gives great press releases to politicians. Plus we'll need to appoint more NHS admindroids to support them and pay management consultancies to roll them out. So trebles all round eh?

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Windows

Smart TV=PC?

A desktop PC is smarter than any consumer TV is likely to be.

Am I the only person in the World who doesn't bother with a "TV" per se at all any more? TV cards and DVD playback on PCs has been around since the 90's.

Caveat - small apartment renders massive flatscreen pointless - albeit that doesn't stop most people in our neighborhood squatting 20 inches from their 80 inch status symbols.

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FAIL

Coercion not hacking the main threat

For non-celebs IMO the main security and confidentiality risk faced by patients is being forced, cajoled or fooled into disclosing records to people who do not have their best interests at heart.

Dodgy employer - "If you keep throwing sickies you're going to have to prove you're really sick."

Jealous partner - "If you really loved me you'd show me your medical record"

Bullying parent - "You're on the pill you little sl*t. If not show me your medical records"

Impatient heir [How much bloody longer has granny got?] "Granny - we need your medical record login or you won't get your pension"

Electronic voting over the web is a crap concept for the same reason: only we never hear it!

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Coat

Ethernet...

No problem. Showing my age I guess.

Mine's the one with the Cat 5 cable in the pocket

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Coat

You can't buy publicity like this.....

.. or maybe you can.

Has no one heard of product placement?

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WTF?

re: BT

Surely anyone savvy enough not to be with BT Broadband would use a usenet provider directly anyway.

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FAIL

re: It works the first time

>these sites will now be taking countermeasures, such as the obvious one of seeding a lot of false names into their database (i.e. real names, probably of prominent people, that have nothing to do with the site).<

1. How does anyone know that seeding wasn't already done?

2. That genuine users all registered authentic details?

3. Like the "War on Drugs" this targets end losers not producers. If they're just as culpable it follows that over a billion people lynched Colonel Gadaffi by looking at pictures.

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Flame

The OPEC in the room

Perhaps the European Union should look into

1. something important

2. something not beyond living memory

The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries for example. Won't happen of course - but the fine could bail out the PIGS twenty times over.

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Mushroom

Only half a billion flushed? Luxury!

NHS National program for IT - 6 billion plus in. No sniff of cancellation and failing for all the same reaons.

Fantasy specifications drawn up by clueless apparatchiks to satisfy the vanity of their political masters. Cue cynical management consultancies - contracts go to cheapest bidders - inevitably the ones with the least experience. Dishonest second tier vapourware suppliers duly signed up. Zero engagement with end users. Spin doctors promise more as the delivery dates slip.

Pockets duly lined. Responsible parties move on to bigger and better jobs. And people complain about bankers. Half a dozen fewer of these projects and there would be no deficit :-(

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FAIL

Hydrocarbons <> Fossil fuels

Battery power is not the only 'marginal' becoming more palatable as fossil fuel prices go up.

It will soon be cheaper to run your diesel on organic extra virgin olive oil than paying up at the forecourt.

I'd bet on alternative hydrocarbon sources becoming viable ahead of battery power.

Can anyone find anything definitive on the theoretical limits of battery storage?

Yes - I have Googled it and become lost in a storm of venture capital seeking guff and <50% improvement hopes/claims where >500% is plainly needed.

This is the best I have done so far

http://www.thebulletin.org/web-edition/columnists/kurt-zenz-house/the-limits-of-energy-storage-technology

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Pint

re: cappuccino

I was thinking more like a spicy poppadom.

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FAIL

Re: The Bank of England has a duty to keep inflation to 2 per cent a year

In case no one has noticed, inflation indices are running at around 5%, interest rates on savings are being held down and we've printed GBP 200 BN plus in the past two years.

The new policy is to inflate away government debts (by/while) devaluing pensions and savings.

One might expect some debate about the wisdom of this policy - but it seems no politician is owning up to this being what is happening. There is cross party consensus to conceal this and the media by and large support the conspiracy of silence.

The Bank Of England is patently not independent of the Government of the day - it held interest rates artificially low in the noughties so as to support Gordon Brown's profligate spending (e.g. the illusion of 'cheap' PFI schemes), fuel the housing price bubble and consequent 'feel good' factor. They had the responsibility to (and could have) headed off the banking crisis by earlier intervention.

If we're lucky (and the UK doesn't beome the next Argentina, Zimbabwe or Weimar Republic) we shall be paying for that political short termism for the next twenty years.

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Windows

In (partial) defence of M$

Reading the original article perhaps a wish to [ahem] integrate user's experience across the entire MS estate (e.g. single login to multiple Microsoft sites etc.) led to frustration with conventional browser cookie limitations....

http://cyberlaw.stanford.edu/node/6715

Thinking about the security and privacy implications, telling users about these, opt outs etc. never happened.

No excuse - but an explanation other than white cat stroking.

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Meh

Ah the irony

NewsCorp presumably failed to recognise that monetizing social media depends on (ab)using the confidential personal data of lusers.

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Paris Hilton

re: Yet another govt. department using a spreadsheet for database work

Whaddya mean?

Everyone in .gov.uk knows all about databases..

1. Important managers qualifying for MS Office Pro get Microsoft Access on their laptops

2. Microsoft Access is a database

3. Microsoft Access is a useless version of Excel that doesn't do colours, fonts or calculations

Paris - because she has a higher IQ than the aggregate of the entire UK Civil Service.

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@Jemma

Some of what you say strikes home but....

>should we fit a crew escape system?<

What 'escape system' did you have in mind which would have helped in the Columbia disaster (breaking up at Mach 19 and 200,000 feet)?

Challenger was perhaps survivable - it has been said face masks and pressurised air might have kept them conscious. However they would still need to get out of the plunging shuttle - not a casual parachute jump.

Ejection mechanisms, escape pods etc. might weaken the structure and/or add weight to the extent they were unviable - and the windows of utility too narrow.

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Meh

Clarke != Nu-Labour

Sorry I'd take this over Nu-Labour. Clarke is still on the side of 'all your data are belong to us' ...

>Plans to tighten the access to data for law enforcement agencies could affect the way Governments tackle terrorism and serious crime, he warned.<

However that seems a more moderate position than "we need to store everything you read, write or say on a big database or Osama Bin Crackdealer will eat your babies"

Another significant difference is that Nu-Labour would have fought for instituting the most-draconian and intrusive regulations uniformly EU wide. So this is even better news if you don't live in the UK.

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Unhappy

Armageddon?

These look too big for Bruce Willis to deflect if one floats our way.

Oh the humanity!

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re: Ah but...

Agree totally ... hybrids seem to contribute little other than complexity, weight and posing value.

I drove a 2004 (Mark 1) Jazz 1.4 for three years and never got worse than 49 MPG - more typically 54 MPG. Why on Earth would I want this Honda Jazz Hybrid?

I now drive a Toyota IQ2 and seldom see worse than 60 MPG. I'm not an eco freak - I drive 500+ miles per week and badly need to control costs.

There's a lot of 'out of town' in my driving so maybe I'm not typical. However it seems even on urban cycles and with a heavy (regenerative) braking driving style, one is struggling to gain a measly couple of MPG over the vanilla models.

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Tim Berner-Lee's free lunch

It may be "more expensive to store [data] somewhere private" if all you're doing is sticking say an Oracle dump file somewhere on disc.

However to actually publish data in usable form one has to re-format it. It will also need to be sliced and diced in ways one would not if it were just sitting on your local database. It also needs version control and/or updates too. Above all it must be documented.

Then you need to set up a library and indexing system. (Google isn't going to help much with a few thousand gigabytes of delimited text files sitting on your Open.Gov FTP site).

Not looking nearly so simple or cheap now is it?

TBL is probably used to hordes of eager undergrads and PhD wallahs doing this for free in his World. Well the Civil Service isn't cheap labour and probably can't, aren't or won't be doing it anyway.

So here's another rich vein to be tapped by the usual suspect management consultancy vampires. I'd like to be a bit more certain what benefit will accrue beyond another Government PR stunt.

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Headmaster

PDS

PDS is the personal demographics 'service' - name, address, DOB, GP registration etc.

PDS more or less works and contains the data of every patient registered with the NHS (GP or hospital). The main problem from an accuracy viewpoint is that many people will be multiply registered.

There is no PDS "opt out."

The personal demographics service is totally separate from the Summary Care Record. (Fewer than 10% of patients have the latter).

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Black Helicopters

Other cooling options

1. Scoop up sea water using a bucket dangling underneath a helicopter

2. Empty bucket in general vicinity of laptop

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Alert

South Korean spammer resistance to strike back?

Given the endless barrage from South Korean botnets of our websites with SQL injection attempts, comment spam, scraping, e-mail harvesting and the like, they are capable of mounting a major counter-strike if so inclined.

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Coat

But did she check her tampons?

OK I was leaving anyway

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Alert

re: The wave of privatisation

>>Either the NHS survives on similar budgets in which case stick with a public NHS, or private businesses increase costs thereby ensuring higher taxes or additional outgoings on medical insurance.<<

I disagree.

The drive towards 'consumerism' and away from paternalism in the NHS has led to it becoming unsustainable.

The 'worried well' want their slices, so crowd pleasing gimmicks like NHS Direct proliferate; sexy day case surgery for all the simple stuff expands etc. Meanwhile the elderly, disadvantaged, chronically sick, mentally ill etc go to the the back of the queue. Who cares? They don't vote anyway.

No UK government ever had the guts to raise the issue of rationing directly. They can't tell middle England that emergency appointments for sniffles, free nips and tucks, infertility treatment etc aren't in the package. So waiting lists, post-code lotteries etc ARE rationing by another name.

That is the reason the middle classes will need private insurance within the decade.

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@MinionZero

>>The most aggressive self interested attention seekers combine HPD with NPD<<

You mean like pointy-haired bosses + marketing droids = politicians?

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Megaphone

re: if it is about the heroin trade it seems to be working..

Until you consider that 10 mg of pharmaceutical grade heroin (diamorphine) - a very decent fix - costs the NHS around a fiver.

Studies in Switzerland and Portugal suggest prescribing maintenance heroin minimises harm to addicts while crippling the black market and its ability to recruit new customers.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/clamour-grows-for-heroin-on-the-nhs-1786847.html

But say you are determined to carry on losing the traditional war on drugs on behalf of Daily Mail readers. A fraction of the billions flushed in Afghanistan could saturate the UK's streets with police and ports with customs agents. Effective or not, they would be less likely to wind up in body bags - and HM Govt would still have enough change to equip a couple of aircraft carriers.

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WTF?

WTF indeed

"Still even at £600 the iPad is expensive given it's essentially just a phone minus the phone and the camera."

FFS this webpad has a grown up OS, a camera, a 32gb SSD and {gasp} a USB port even.

The big question - is the OS too grown up for it? But if this thing can manage any kind of performance it's not leaving Apple any room for complacency.

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re: Just wondering...

>...easy-to-use LOIC that DOES have built-in features to keep the user anonymous?<

The two obvious methods would be IP spoofing or attacking via anonymising proxies. Neither would be effective...

1. spoofed IP headers are going nowhere from most 'consumer' machines on the interwebs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_address_spoofing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingress_filtering

2. anonymising proxy services will either fail to transmit the attack on (e.g. most drop UDP), rat on the attacker (see terms and conditions of all commercial services) and/or slow the attack down so much it becomes inneffective. Also funnelling an attack through (a few) proxies de-distributes it making it easier to block at the receiving end.

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Black Helicopters

In fairness to Vodafone (and Egypt)...

Blah blah corrupt regime. Blah blah immoral company ...

How long would it take Downing Street to shut down communication services under similar circumstances in the UK?

I'd wager we were within a few hours of Blair making that call in the Fuel Protests of 2000 for example.

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Coat

Paranoid

Black Sabbath

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Black_Sabbath_-_Paranoid.jpg

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Unhappy

The bad, the ugly, the bad and the ugly?

Rarely in the field of human conflict can such an unappealing set of combatants have entered the same ring. In no particular order...

Murdoch Empire

Grauniad

Divers crooked governments

Assange

At a pinch I'd still back the underdingo - but wish rather they would all just annihilate each other in a puff of hadrons.

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Coat

And this week on Blue Peter..

.. we'll be fixing the Space Shuttle's fuel tanks with sticky back plastic.

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Unhappy

Nu-Labour's enduring legacy

Whoever you vote for the floating voter focus group always gets in.

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Black Helicopters

If you're not paraoid they will get you

Who'd have thought that a proxy service (paid or unpaid) could monitor and/or tamper with the data it forwards? Colour me amazed.

The default assumption must be that any proxy server (especially an anonymising proxy) is a honeypot: if not directly run by LEA or criminals then at least with a hotline to (or hackable by) them.

The best one can expect is your information will be sold on to 'benign' marketing companies.

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WTF?

More thought crime

We confiscated your PC but found no presidental candidate e-mails, files which might be encrypted or Tony the Tiger mpgs.

However we might have found these if you hadn't run routine maintenance on your PC.

Remember not to pick up the soap sonny.

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Paris Hilton

Flowerpot?!

Flowerpots would be top of my list of cultural artifacts shared between human and dolphin.

Paris? Maybe one of her home movies next.

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Paris Hilton

Upgrade apathy

Am I the only one that greets browser upgrades with as much enthusiasm as most receive a new Windows OS?

I am plainly unique in not needing animated fairies gambolling in high-res along my themed toolbars. Neither do I run weather prediction models coded in JavaScript.

I stick with Firefox for the plugins. It's done pretty much everything I want fine since early 2.n

Paris - because she upgrades boyfriends at roughly the same frequency. Each time they're always bigger and sometimes dumber. Otherwise you can't tell the bloody difference.

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Joke

Bring on Super Patch Tuesday?

An M$ Adobe takeover would mean an effective monopoly on zero-day vulnerabilities.

A one stop shop for fixing of all your system's critical security flaws? I like it.

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