@ LaeMi Qian

Damn you beat me to it. .....

Just like the guy in the video

Ok OK I'm going I'm going

If we was from Australia......

He would be known as "the Wizard of OZ'

forget the coat I'm outta here before I get pelted with the rotten fruit

WOW

the reg will let any one on these boards. Even sales/marketing droids from micro$oft.

Exchange is the biggest peice of bloatware on the market today. Exchange will do everything for you (according to the marketing morons),

Yeah Right, i write this whilst everyone sits around the office waiting for the network guys to get the exchange server running again. I'm placing bets that mars entered the age of gemini or some shit like that to cause the system to crash again

Flames as an oxy/acetylene torch is probably the best solution for an exchange server problem

Et tu Brain

Bloody hell I thought it was just my boss, his boss, my workmates, the government and that weird looking guy on the street corner that was out to get me. Now your saying my brain could be plotting against me too!

How weak

Trent should have pushed to get some of his video clips selling through the app store. It would have solved alot of problems, mainly due to those wankers all dying from heart fialure at watching the "Happiness in Slavery" clip

Thumbs down for Apple

Pfft

The legal outcomes of this trial will have no impact at all anywhere else in the world.

Though I did read in awe of how completely spineless the president IFPI was. Backpeddling on the issue of prosecuting the large search engines (google, MSn,Yahoo!) and all of the other usual suspects justr confirmed what a toothless tiger these organisations are now.

There is no way that they will even touch the big guys. Not for fear of protracted court proceedings but because taking on these guys will mean attempting to argue (whine) at the highest levels in the International and US courts. The said whining would then be decided as such, and thrown out. It is this scenario they fear as these courts decisions in many circumstances become the basis of legal precedant worldwide.

Prosecuting a group in the local courts of sweden, IFPI, you deserve to be bitchslapped

I need that 2 minute break

Been reading the Reg for 30 minutes solid at work and misread the headline. I was thinking "short Squirts - the reg is good but not that good" Damn looks like a couple of minutes of work to get my mind back on track

Perhaps

they should take lessons from the porno script writers everything should fit neatly onto a single page.

Scene #1

Girl sitting on couch, guy walks in, guy does girl (random close ups)

Scene$2

guy sitting on couch. Girl walks in, girl does guy (eandom close ups)

Scene#3

Girl sitting on couch. Girl walks in, girl does girl ( random close ups)

It would make for some interesting quests at least

Paris: Do you really need to be told!

So in other words

just like the banks we don't like the numbers that are being reported, so we're just going to change them. Nohting to see here move along now, move along

Ah

Freetards v those other people, never fails to deliver.Nothing like a good flame war to warm the blood on a cold morning.

Seriously

Haven't they been marketing that story with each new release of IE. I could safely hold my breath waiting for the first exploit to be posted

This story is going to get so many comments posted to it it'll seem like a DDOS attack I'll be fun reading them though

New El Reg measurement

"...the universe is so extremely large and old. About 159,302,326 times as old as Golden Girls' Bea Arthur,"

And yet it needs to be said that the universe itself is infinitely more appealing

we're getting close

to getting the BFG. You could cook them with a laser blow them up using the railgun or a gauss rifle. But personally there could be no better satisfaction then turning your enemy and everything else around them into a bloody smudge.on the ground

@ Gerhardt

Welcome to El Reg. Have a nice day

Please let this be an undocumented feature

There was a guy next to me in the train this morning listening to rap crap at full volume. Detonating that piece of crap would have brightened my day immensely

title needed apparently

Here in good ol' OZ, it is actually a traffic violation to swerve to avoid hitting an animal on the road. Consdiering that you are typically doing in excess of 110km'h on those roads it makes sense too. A sudden swerve and your more likely to be hitting a very large tree rather than a kangaroo or wombat.

Ron white does a great piece on deer hunting. Unfortuantely can't provide the link. No access to youtube at work. Damn it

Fuck it

Let Hollywood go all out and have an all in space war

Alien

predator

the thing

hell throw in the borg, the bugs from starship troopers

and an asteriod hurtling towards earth.

Get bruce, ben and a space shuttle that defies all the laws of physics back to save the day

Only problem with this is that a screenwriter is probably reading this through the smoky haze of his crack pipe and thinks this is a winning storyline to pitch to the studios

COME ON"Indeed, when she's not working her ass off to make an honest buck"

My mind imploded with all the possible responses to this. Thanks El Reg my I.Q> has now dropped that low I actually beleive Paris is the intelligent hard working lass she purports to be.

Ah look at the cute penguin

Title Required.

I wouldn't mind betting that he received his inspiration from that simpsons episode

WTF?

Speilberg to promote scriptwriting, Didn't anyone there see crystal skull. On a related note I got to catch the south park episode they did on the movie. It is the first time I can say that south park DID NOT GO FAR ENOUGH

Finally

the final piece of the puzzle. The total sum for human knowledge is now complete, we are able to now sit back and relax. Here I thought I would never see it in my lifetime

Must send a thank you email

Here I was racking my brain over christmas gifts. Wondering which games were the best, wading through the dozens of reviews and here is a ready made list for me .

Thank You Timothy Plan

Title required apparently

Wow before reading this article I was completely ignorant about this section of the market. I must say, after reading it, I still am. The only point I did glean from this is that HP, IBM or any of the other vendors are willing to sell you anything that is within your price range, or with a bit of luck, marketing bullshit or a few lunches to go over it

@ Mark Jan

Can you post your address details. I need to forward on a couple of receipts for a new keyboard, and montior

I knew it

I thought I saw a rusted out old holden ute in the picture. So let me be the first to claim this new planet in the name of all Austra.... Ah can't be arsed hand us another tinnie will ya.

@Not gonna work outside the south-east of Aus

Considering the driving times I would have guessed the NT or the kimberley region, but after the fucked up drive into work this morning on Sydney roads, you could just as easily be living in the outer Sydney metro area.

Now, now

Calm yourselves.

Yes, Paris is known to have the intelligence of a doorknob.

Yes, Paris has been accused of being a waste of oxygen and organic matter.

Yes, she may have all the social graces and etiquette of a wildeebeast

Yes, she has starred in a couple of home made videos that has raised more than the occassional eyebrow

Yes she may have even had the occassional public drinking binge that's ended badly,

and yes, Paris tendeds to flash more than her pearly whites at public events as long as there isare plenty of cameras around.

But damnit we at el! Reg have lovingly adopted her as a mascot (of sorts). So please have a bit more respect for our dimiwtted, alcohol swilling, pussy flashing, skanky amateur p0rn star, OK.

WTF?

Since when did the great land of OZ become a province of china.

Rudd you dipshit hands off the net, It's the parents responsibility to monitor this not the government

Seriously

Two stories posted together, this one about a 15y.o. and nude piccies and than next to it, a story about the oracle stockholders chocking on the size of larrys package

It took my brain 10 minutes to reboot itself

OMFG

I have now peered into the abyss and seen the terror within.

Unenlightened idiots

I am more than a little pissed off that these arseholes seem to think if I turned up to the pub and saw a couple of hairy beavers it would incite me to either drink more or commit an act that is completely vile. It appears they don't hink the male population, in general, have evolved past the missing link

it also seems to have slipped their tiny little minds that you can just drive the road and see more than a map of tassie in the nuddie bars But once again the extermists views of the minority are force upon the originally uncaring majority I'm guessing from this thinking these "women" are bitter, old and single

Alien... beam me up there's no intelligent life here

the silver lining

is that the resulting books, manuals ans reference material combined will be able to be about as thick as karen carpenters' personal cookbook

Pfft

Not the least bit concerned about black holes forming I've been married to an exoric singularity for years now that's been sucking my will to live