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Re: Not Teachers, it's the Gobbermint

Maths,Physics and Chemistry have limited career paths if you don't want to take it higher (msc,phd etc) or move slightly sidewise i.e maths/physics grads in IT. so there are plenty of undergrad level people with maths degrees prepared to go into teaching for a steady job (i know two personally) rather then endure the crippling debt of MSc/Phd or try to compete for the limited jobs out there.

Not the same with Comp Sci as most people can find work of some description, can train outside of academia (industry certs etc) and can be employed in the field without a degree (its possible but i am not trying to open the whole i don't need no degree in it debate). so there is a much smaller pool of people wanting to become educators (and chances are those that do go on to FE/uni then secondary school)

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nathan barleys of media ass kissing the nathan barlays of shoreditch

its like media and business and social yeah? all together we are like them and they are like us yeah?

Aldous
Pint

Skycrane?

Why? i know the atmosphere is very thin but wouldn't good ol fricton + parachutes (even huge ones)or even a rocket firing near ground (like one of the xprize lot did) be a lot less complex then a hovering platform that lowers the thing by cables?

does sound cool though!

Aldous
Black Helicopters

Re: Censorship is bad. Always

supplying drugs (specifically possession with intent to supply) is illegal and possession of controlled substances is a crime. i don't get the analogy.

Laws can be changed to easy and on a knee jerk to say if its illegal censor it look at the post 9/11 laws that got through with little debate/oversight and once they are on the books its hard to get them taken off.

it was illegal to say celebutard x has had sex with celebutard y due to super injunctions. as more and more things become subject to censorship because of legality status that could (and i am taking it to an extreme) be justification for blocking twatter/facebook etc as they contain "illegal" information.

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hope they have an atomic clock handy

after all the virtual fry packets might arrive out of order and break the internet!

Aldous
Pint

i agree, good sir!

indeed one of the most underrated games ever. hardly anyone has heard of it!

Aldous

Re: Censorship is bad. Always

there are specific laws to cover child porn that no one in there right mind would argue against.. what is being said is not everyone must see it but instead don't censor and let individuals decide. if you choose to look at it you can expect a visit from the police.

instead we are getting into a deadly cycle "i don't like x lets ban it" so x is filtered at isp level. next i don't like y etc etc. prime example look at all the recent media attention behind "cyberbullying" with celebutards even making tv shows of basiclly "wah someone said mean things on my twatter" next it will be ban those pages, but then wheres the line? some dark humored satire will be next to go etc etc.

mark twain said it best with (iirc) "censorship is like saying no one can have steak because a baby can't chew it "

Aldous

Re: Bored of this product bickering...

for a single device you are correct but in my household which is just myself and the missus we have running:

2 tower pc's, 1 of which is downloading a lot

3 laptops one of which is a work machine and attending vid conferences.

1 voip phone

1 server

so any extra bandwidth i will take. now imaging thats a house with 2.4 children and everyone wants iplayer at full hd.

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Re: Wow

i'd imagine quite a few people in china would like a passport under a different name so they can get around local house arrest/leave country/have a different i.d. Think dissendents,falun gong,smugglers,gangsters the usual bunch of people that need to hide there identity to stop the police rightly (smugglers,gangsters) or wrongly (dissendents, falun gong) having a "firearms malfunction" within the vicinity of their frontal lobe

Aldous

weak due to numbers

Chinese factories are mostly staffed by young women (and some men) from the country looking for a better quality of life. If they get uppity about being working conditions/being maimed/killed etc and dare to strike the factory can just lay them all off. plenty more where they came from. Bung the local commissar a bit more in the monthly bribe and you can even get the local police to break skulls if they get uppity

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Re: We all don't remimber

concorde was sensible at the time it was designed and built. no email and cheap oil. if it wasn't for the nimbys/tree huggers (propped up by US Aerospace) you would have supersonic flight everywhere(at least the option of).

instead there was the whole "think of the children" protests over sonic booms over land, threats by individual states to not allow conorde over head etc and so they were restricted to supersonic over water only (wonder how long uk-australia would take in a long range concorde?). not to mention email/phone is not so good for stuff, supersonic cargo planes anyone?

mind you its probably for the best given the "OMGZ THE SKY IS FALLING" result of the recent eurofighter sonic booms (i was in an affected area and thought my motorcycle had fallen over again, not that it was the end of the world omg terrorists!) some people even claimed to see bright flashes of light acompanying the boom ffs.

Aldous
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jury duty eh? do i smell an arrest here as thats a crime in most places. dumb ass or troll either way its stupid

Aldous
Happy

Re: After really trying with Unity and Gnome 3...

xubuntu is lovely i use it on all my non gaming Pc's and can be tweaked to play nice with laptops (actually get a longer battery life on an x60 with xubuntu then winxp).

come on gabe give me native steam (most of my steam collection is old/low graphics games any how like hearts of iron) and i will make the full jump

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Re: if gold bars were stcked on the moon

problem is you have a catch-22 situation the branch of fusion research that relies on He3 is restricted by the shear lack of the stuff (its only really produced from decommissioned nuke warheads) and the lack of research means no point in grabbing the He3.

mind you it is used in some medical gizmo's, all we need is the US department of defense to need some for some new doodad and we will have moon colony's in no time (staffed by blackwater)

Aldous

Re: I haven't heard any comment from any teachers

really because when i did IT GCSE in 99 it was "how to use office" and nothing else. guess it varied per school but our IT gcse was pretty much a CLAIT/ECDL type affair

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Re: What's wrong with buying British?

want to pay double for your car/house/whatever insurance? how about an extra third on your council tax bill? nope? well there you go.

its all well and good going "buy british" but when it comes down to it people vote with there wallets and that means the jobs go to bangalore where they can hire 5 people for the cost of 1 here(quality doesn't come into it in MBA land its all about the size of your team)

Aldous
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i must be the luddite i keep being called

doesn't having to carry ten tons of extra crap to run a smartphone show that they are useless for taking hiking/camping? can't you be without them for a day or two?

i have an old 3 skypephone phone for work and ride motorbikes, i've been caught in massive rain storms where the pocket it was in has filled with water and it still worked (although initially only on loud speaker). if you need a "survival" phone surely its best to have something thats battery life is measured in days not hours and only makes phone calls? same goes with GPS get a dedicated unit with far superior battery life.

But the real thing making me feel stranges is that the above two options are far cheaper then a smartphone+battery pack+portable fisson reactor. why try to make one thing do so many cruicial jobs when for a slight weight penelty (not including all the extra battery packs etc) your in a much better situation.

besides your fscking camping/hiking why do you need to play angry birds and farmville in the great outdoors

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Re: When will parents learn

or is it that people have made the choice not to have children because they want to spend their time doing something other then raising children? if your doing it right its a full time job in itself , sure you can't watch them 24 hours a day but here is the thing don't bitch when your caught out.

we all got up to mischief as kids and either were corrected or not by parents/guardians in different ways. whats being said is if you are not prepared to do the pre-screening then don't let them use it. simple eh? just like why tv has a 9pm watershed if you let little billy stay up past 9 with a tv in his room then don't bitch when he watches "naked nuns shoot things and swear". don't campeign to ban violent video games (which have age certificates) because little billy took a bat to the grandma after playing GTA which the parents bought him "cos all the other kid have it and he whined until we did"

need i go on? oh and sure i will look back on this when i have kids actually wait. i don't feel the need to spawn and so will be spending my free time doing whatever the hell i want without having to worry if little suzie is racking up a credit card bill

Aldous
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Re: Workable form of mass electricity storage

i really hate the "use electric cars as power soaks" idea. i sometimes have an urgent need to travel on short notice so always have my bikes fuel tank full. even if they have a cap (10% of charge) you could be talking a serious issue given the recharge time (loosing 10 miles when power points aren't universal could leave you stranded) . The vice versa is also true if i plug it in at 6pm i want it to start charging then not at 11pm when all the soaps/celebrity come dance with me on ice has finished and power demand is reduced.

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dings in supermarkets

do you guys relise this is to solve the problem of having a light aircraft. landing then needing a cab to destination?

this is for sport pilots (easy license) to drive to the airfield (thus saving on storage of plane) reach destination. land and go to destination.

its not for doing the fscking school run

Aldous
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this feels familiar

hmmm tech based company that has a huge IPO despite not having a sustainable business model (complete with dodgy financing), complaints from everyone that has ever dealt with them and no sign of profit.

this all seems so familiar. any way off to party like its 1999

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Re: WTF?

yep just like for typing on tablets the solution is to use a case with a built in usb keyboard

personally i prefer having my phones with buttons and using this other thing thats always in my bag anyway. think they call them laptops or something not sure about this tech thing everyone calls me a luddite because my phones don't have touchscreens and have batterylifes measured in days not hours

Aldous
Mushroom

Re: I don't understand

not to mention Bob is probably classed as a public servant so gets a nice pension/strong union backing. then is transferred to capita (i'd imagine ditching the council "perks" is where the money is saved) and after a year or two fired for some made up reason so they can employ one of their existing minimum wage drones in his place

Aldous
FAIL

I wash out food jars and use them for storage, should Kilner be screaming at me?

I use carrier bags from shops as bin bags, should Mr Wongs Happy Bin Bag Plant scream at me?

I ride a second hand motorcycle should suzuki refuse to sell me spares?

WTF is wrong with people when it comes to media (tapes,games,dvd's etc)

Aldous
FAIL

Wrong Angle

Can't we keep it banned on the grounds that take-off/Landing is normally the time you need to be paying attention to any intercom/flight crew instructions. I.e a sudden bird strike just before wheels down might give the pilot a chance to shout "Brace" over the tannoy before a heavy landing.

Try doing that when everyone has earbuds turned to 11 and tablets in front of the face and watch the lawsuits fly due to people needing bits of iWotsits removed from foreheads.

Seriously you are not a professor of super complicated brain surgery and only you can save little timmys life over the phone during your landing approach. i have not flown into heathrow (but have Brussels many times which is also a busy hub) and landing approach takes 10minsish can you not live without Angry Birds that long?

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Re: The race to the moon started when?

such a shame the Russian's focused on records (.i.e first x numbers in space etc) hen boots on the moon. not that i want to cheer lead them and the Chinese who seem to be the only ones interested in our satellite but go Russia !

merkins (because as a brit you are our only only hope in this sector) get NASA to stop focusing on the effects of microgravity on ants ability's to screw screws and get your boots back on the moon you gonna let a bunch of ex commie borch eaters beat you?

hell i would by shares in spaceX right now if they would let me. orbit is big business (comm sats etc) but this hunk of rock in orbit nah we don't need that just like cars going over 20 mph will shatter the human spine

Aldous

Re: Arrrrggghhhh!!!! Seriously This again?

you think thats bad? i saw one a few weeks back for a Network engineer must have 3+ years experience and CCIE highly preferred, the salary? 20K/year (not a contract job). got to love recruiters

Aldous
Headmaster

Re: Law on their side?

from my experience of retail it was if you sell it you have to sell it for the price listed. otherwise whats stopping you from walking in to Harrods with some 99p labels and buying up the whole shop?

most companies will honor the mistake as policy but i don't think they legally have to they can refuse to sell and then correct the error which is what tesco have done

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Trollface

and how much will they have to charge to make up the 20 million pissed away on "the voice"

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Aldous
Headmaster

multiplayer

multiplayer works on your readiness rating (war assests * readiness = outcome you get) so if you want a "happy" ending you need to do it .did a 20 min mission last night which boosted readiness by 5% across all sectors so not bad

Aldous
Trollface

22 Cans?

does that mean that by the time they launch there first came they will be known as "2 1/2 Cans" with a promise that for the next game there will be 30 Cans?

Aldous
Headmaster

Re: Paying off your student loan is the worst idea possible

erm for me (2010 grad)

maximum student(maitenence) loan allowed = 4625/year

rent = 3840 per year (including electric etc but not net)

that leaves £785 to live off for a year which when you laready have some credit card debt going in to education, insurance of £180 (vehicle required to attend uni and do part time job), Internet (120ish) etc does not leave much left

So good for you if you found somewhere cheap to live, eat etc but the only ones pissing away their loan are the ones who's mummy and daddy pay their rent(including during the summer, not an option for myself or many others)/food/car and then give them a little bit more to "enjoy themselves". those of us not having the bank of mum and dad have to work as well as study which in my case meant being threatened with stabbings by underage chavs because i would not serve them booze , happy days

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Re: The best thing about the razer mice

i would disagree. we have two deathadders in the house and they are both experiencing the double bounce (i.e single click registering as double) of bad micro switches. true they are 2+ years old but still i expect more given the price.

stripping them down and filling the switches with a non conductive fluid (motorcycle engine oil) does the trick and lasts longer then wd40

Aldous
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so much whining

ummm so you didn't get one in round one so what? i usually get up at 6am the one day i decide to sleep in untill 8 this happens! i guess i will just HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT BATCH

this isn't a 1 off never to be done again sale (i.e touchpads) its just the first phase and with this much intrest they will scale up production. stop bitching and be patient

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X in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!

so theres been :

Spitfires (complete with spinny props) IN SPAAAACE!!!!

Victorians IN SPAAAACE!!!!

Pirates IN SPAAAACE!!!!

Flying sharks IN SPAAAACE!!!!

Titanic IN SPAAAACE!!!!

so let me guess it will be

Cavemen IN SPAAAACE!!!!

dark ages IN SPAAAACE!!!!

eqyptians IN SPAAAACE!!!!

etc

Aldous
Trollface

NFN

Aldous
Unhappy

usual nasa crap

we wil do a study which will cost umpteen million dollars to then say it wil cost 1 mega jillion dollars to do. to get the project working the most important thing is to test how the micro gravity will affect ants screwing in screws etc etc.

its a shame but i see space-x as our only hope to get off this rock which is unfortuante given the great minds at NASA.ESA,JAXA etc

Aldous
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costings

cost per tablet :£500

cost per tablet because its governemtn contract £5000

two week junket to see if training users in barabados is a good idea :£10,000

user training in grimsby because travel to barbados has "too big a carbon footprint" :£100,000

Fancy new nhs toys being used to facebook photo's of people in emabarresing medical situations:priceless

Aldous
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project orion was first

reading this at the moment, one of the characters "Fox" upon hearing of the ship starts referring to it as Orion.

top book by the way, recommend it for anyone that hasn't read it (same goes for any niven/pournelle book though )

Aldous
Headmaster

the more you know....

i used to work in a store that would of been converted to a tesco express (and not even a large express)but they couldn't due to monopoly rulings (they still own the the company though). On these trucks your stuff is delivered in cages to roll it on/off the trucks as quick as possible.

even so when your average delivery is 7 -12 of these and they are as tall as a person and a 2 sq meter ish square (the local dairy is the same). it can still take 30 mins. Trucks have roll on/off capacity for cages, Vans don't they would be an absolute pig to unload/load individual boxes and take significantly longer with increased wastage due to drops etc

Now then using a fleet of transits and you would need a fleet as the trucks often have shortish runs (3-6 Drops) there is a real chance you could not fit a single stores worth in a single transit. Also these places do a good trade on alcohol at least 2 -3 cages per delivery (2 delivery's a week) which weighs a lot.

Electric would be no good either unless you want distribution warehouses on every street corner, the trucks do several hundred miles in a day, one of the main reasons being the distribution hubs need to be out of towns (in my sores case it was around 50 miles away)

oh and on point [1] your right i pay more road tax on a 650 55 MPG motorbike then a small car?

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i work from home 80% of the time however for this sort of work can you imagine the potential of letting people with access to security information work from home? remember the minister carrying documents to #10 with the front page visible? now multiply that by thousands when morons start tweeting "Lol look at meh new iDooDad" next to the screen of there work laptop....

Unfortunately the doughnut is one instance where a physical work place is needed to stop people being morons.

good to see they are finally clicking that there packages are a joke.

Aldous

FUD

Mines been through Brussels, Birmingham and Munich airports scanners multiple times in its 1 year life with no damage to the screen. it has got some dead pixels now but that was where i dropped an mp3 player onto it (luckily its intthe margin area)

Aldous
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ship steading not working out eh?

meh the people involved were based on the whole "build islands as independent states" movement a while back when they were pushing prostitution and gambling as money makers to ensure the income. this then floundered when the US government took a dim view

now they are using the whole immigration laws suck when used on potential zuckerbergs trick to get funding. bunch of idiots looking to profiteer from a dream of micro nation building(so your going to be allowed in to hold meetings regularly? on a 1 b visa neat! hey why not go to Mexico/Canada and be a short air flight away as opposed to a ferry trip?).

If they are serious they would of done it even the Scientology fruit loops have their own navy but no instead everyone come invest in us until we can sell the whole thing as Google sealand

Aldous
Trollface

it was his own fault

he was holding it wrong.

Aldous
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almost right BigYin

except the tornadoes are still flying (ish) and not performing too well as they are designed for low level runs when in Afghanistan everything is high and the air is thin

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out of curiosity

are any other nations grids visable. USA's will probably be buried at white sands or nevada witha blackout against google but what about uk, france etc?

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because they would use conventional aircraft and not f35 jumpjets that we get +1000 brown nose points from the americans (were these not mostly planned through tony blairs bush rimming era?) who need as many international suckers sorry partners to prop up the hyper expensive mission creeping program.

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Mushroom

Think they do this already with cobalt jackets they can place on normal muntions. It goes bang and spreads radioactive crap everywhere. not particularly lethal (at first) but a real pig to clean up and can deny access to a huge area

Aldous

Bad News

No mention of the comic strip's bad news/more bad news? meh

Aldous
FAIL

gaming industry execs?

who did they interview? CxO of Bean Counting, HR and Marketing ?

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