Nice to hear the Wives and Girlfriends are involved. In fact is nice to see that Web denizens have wives and girlfriends.

As a sufferer from RSI, who makes a living typing, this is good news. I often worry what will happen if I can no longer type.

Janet Jackson !? Very "happening and with it". Or should that be "far out"?

Almost as last century as the vintage Routemaster.

What's wrong with Buttered Cat Arrays?

A fair criticism of this UK government, and their civil service, is that they are utterly incapable of organising and running any IT system.

A good selling point for a political party hoping for election would be that they can do this new-fangled computer stuff.

On this evidence, the Tory party can't. Which is pretty much what we all expected.

Problem is, neither can any other party. (Good thing in the case of the BNP. Can you imagine it? "That Mr Griffin may have be a right-wing racist thug, but at least he made the websites work on time!")

We need MPs and civil servants who can speak C# and Java, not Greek and Latin.

(Sits back and waits for the replies that say "No!!!!!! SMALLTALK / PYTHON / COBAL etc)...

Q: "Why is it, whenever someone wants a Republican viewpoint, they call on the extremist wing of the Republicans, people like Rush Limburg?"

A: I believe by "someone" you mean the Broadcast Media. Their interest is getting larger audiences, usually to sell more advertising (in the case to the BBC to justify its licence fee). Extremists (of any political hue) make better telly then reasonable human beings. This attracts more viewers, particularly of the gullible variety the advertises really want.

The public gets what the public wants.

Next time you see an objectionable jerk on telly, make a note of the channel and time. Write to all the advertisers in the following spot and tell them that you had been considering buying their product, but the interview on Channel X at time Y has made you associate it with Arse-hole Z and therefore you are going to buy from their mortal enemy.

Worth a try.

Sorry, I seemed to strayed from the point. It's YouTwitFace. It's for jerks to mouth off on (that's what I use it for). Still, can't hurt if the feds make it plain to these jerks that anything with your name, your picture and a list of your friends isn't exactly anonymous.

It is the people who voted "yes" that they are going after I assume?

And we can save a whole load of money by doing away with all these "courts" & "judges" & "juries" & "evidence" & "sentencing guidelines".

Why waste all that time looking at the facts of the case and the defendants, and worrying about what course of action has the highest chance of stopping this individual repeating his crimes?

No, lets just sentence people based on Ash's reading of an article on the Reg about a report in the Mail and Telegraph.

We might save enough money to pay for all those new prisons we're going to need.

I do like the way this Savain guy signs all his rants "Lots of Love". Gives you a nice warm feeling that he's only here for our own good.

"IOW, anything in the beam evaporates"

God, I hope the Royal Navy doesn't get them, I like the Isle of Wight.

, but don't tell them I told you.

If you photograph everyone coming into a pub then, sooner or later, you are going to photograph a policeman. It's illegal to photograph policeman, in case terrorists learn what Policemen look like. Looks like we are going to have to ban Policemen from any area where there is CCTV, in case they are photographed.

The link is to a complete list of TV Doctors. As always Auntie misses Peter Cushing, who played the Doctor in two films. (Yes, I know I'm sad)