Posted in Koreans cook up glow-in-the-dark beagles
You can still see your food in a power cut!
Great idea
Posts by Dave
13 posts • joined Tuesday 24th April 2007 15:03 GMT
That'll buy quite a few cream buns
Perhaps instead of compensation they could pay for a lifetime membership to a gym?
Does his widow
Rent bedsits in the house next door?
Why did her husband let her use his computer anyway
I think he made the chain that attaches her to the cooker too long
Posted in Bill Gates unveils interactive wallpaper
Beat him to it
Just paint your wals blue screen of death blue
Posted in F1 chief seeks French ban on orgy video
Surely the video will help Max clear his name?
Well I suppose refering to one of the whores as an inmate, checking her for lice, and counting how many times she gets whipped in German doesn't look good, and the silly Herr Flick accent.
But I'm sure Max is telling the truth
Posted in Vatican updates list of mortal sins
Bring back the knuckle shuffle
I knew a bloke who said "I can't take catholicism serious, if you're halfway through a wank, have a heart attach and die without the last rights, you are off to hell. Kill millions and repent on your death bed and you are off to heaven".
Spit or swallow?
Probably not a career by choice, just someyhing you get sucked into.
Posted in PayPal buys Israeli security firm
eBay stops fraud & does impact on earnings?
How the **** are they going to manage that?
See how many TVs this bloke sold and didn't deliver (take into account all the "offers" he had as well.
http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=n111arm&&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller&sspagename=VIP:feedback:2:uk&iid=220176755241
It's so sad when a promising youngster goes off the rails
te he
Got one already, it's great
I bought one in Taiwan 2 weeks ago, I have it in the office today, no one I have shown it to has failed to be impressed.
Everything I need, about 10 seconds to boot, about the same size as the table on a cattle class flight 3.5 hours battery. Weighs in at about 1 KG.
Already set up for Skype etc. Mine cost approx £175 in Taiwan, but it does have wirelees, webcam and twice the RAM and solid state drive of the basic one that sells for $199 bulk to educational users.
Poor girl
Shell be prone to having breakdowns all her life
Posted in GMTV suspends competitions, axes telco
"GMTV, which is a friend to people in the morning.”
Perhaps that is why thier website has tons of links to gambling sites and loan companies?
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David McLeman
My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords
Tim Worstall
Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
Chris Mellor
Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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