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Koreans cook up glow-in-the-dark beagles

Thursday 30th April 2009 10:20 GMT Dave

You can still see your food in a power cut!

Great idea

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Is filming someone in the street a breach of privacy?

Wednesday 10th December 2008 12:23 GMT Dave

That'll buy quite a few cream buns

Perhaps instead of compensation they could pay for a lifetime membership to a gym?

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Steve Fossett may be alive, investigator claims

Monday 28th July 2008 14:38 GMT Dave

Does his widow

Rent bedsits in the house next door?

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Economist: girls actually better than boys at maths

Friday 30th May 2008 14:03 GMT Dave

Why did her husband let her use his computer anyway

I think he made the chain that attaches her to the cooker too long

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Bill Gates unveils interactive wallpaper

Friday 16th May 2008 14:04 GMT Dave

Beat him to it

Just paint your wals blue screen of death blue

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F1 chief seeks French ban on orgy video

Friday 18th April 2008 14:05 GMT Dave

Surely the video will help Max clear his name?

Well I suppose refering to one of the whores as an inmate, checking her for lice, and counting how many times she gets whipped in German doesn't look good, and the silly Herr Flick accent.

But I'm sure Max is telling the truth

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Vatican updates list of mortal sins

Tuesday 11th March 2008 09:07 GMT Dave

Bring back the knuckle shuffle

I knew a bloke who said "I can't take catholicism serious, if you're halfway through a wank, have a heart attach and die without the last rights, you are off to hell. Kill millions and repent on your death bed and you are off to heaven".

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Software company seeks 'Senior BJ assistant'

Thursday 28th February 2008 11:06 GMT Dave

Spit or swallow?

Probably not a career by choice, just someyhing you get sucked into.

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PayPal buys Israeli security firm

Monday 28th January 2008 15:39 GMT Dave

eBay stops fraud & does impact on earnings?

How the **** are they going to manage that?

See how many TVs this bloke sold and didn't deliver (take into account all the "offers" he had as well.

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=n111arm&&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller&sspagename=VIP:feedback:2:uk&iid=220176755241

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Polish teen derails tram after hacking train network

Friday 11th January 2008 13:15 GMT Dave

It's so sad when a promising youngster goes off the rails

te he

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Newegg serves up Asus Eee PC to US buyers

Thursday 1st November 2007 12:10 GMT Dave

Got one already, it's great

I bought one in Taiwan 2 weeks ago, I have it in the office today, no one I have shown it to has failed to be impressed.

Everything I need, about 10 seconds to boot, about the same size as the table on a cattle class flight 3.5 hours battery. Weighs in at about 1 KG.

Already set up for Skype etc. Mine cost approx £175 in Taiwan, but it does have wirelees, webcam and twice the RAM and solid state drive of the basic one that sells for $199 bulk to educational users.

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