How come?

This image was on Twitter a full hour before NASA received it.

Just sayin'

As a kid, I watched the Apollo missions on TV

For me, it spawned a life-time of awe for all things astronautical.

Go SpaceX

"Swishery"

A great new Reg-worthy word, well done.

Make Apps

Not war!

I always assumed that IPO meant....

Its

Probably

Over-valued

<-- I've still got my shirt

I had laser surgery to remove the need to wear eye glasses

I refuse to wear some clunky plastic specs just to watch telly.

It isn't going to happen, especially not for the current crop of "made for 3D" films.

Relax

All your private data are belong to us!

Simple, alleged, theft

Or, signs of mental issues?

There goes the key to the executive washroom.

Never leave Colin, the work-experience kid, in charge

No matter how thirsty you are for the pub.

PCs

Phone Cops?

I object to silly beliefs

But I waive that point. I do not press it. I look over it

(apols to G&S)

How about calling it the "Pershing" Gulf?

The name sort of fits.

It's not the most peaceful region on earth.

It only takes one prick.....

....to burst the biggest balloon.

As it's always been

This con probably started in a cave somewhere.

Ogg: Want buy some mammoth meat?

Zlg: Oooooh....

[later]

Zlg: Awww &%#$, not rocks again!

Puts a whole new sandal on

Global Romin'

Google+ you say

Sorry, I spend too much time avoiding Facebork to worry about another one.

It's OK

I know what happens...

"At this point, it appears to be an isolated incident."

Oh, except for that mountain lion we had in the BBQ section once.

You're kidding, right?

[jaw drop]

"...and consistency of servers."

Oh I see, those kind of servers!

Doh!

It's never about LOWERING prices

Never.

The once great malls now stand empty as silent sentinels.....

...from the days of old when people actually went to the shop.

I'm glad I bought my iPad 3 when it was 4G

That was close, eh?

I almost ended up with 'very fast' instead.

Hyundai eh?

Once bitten, twice shy.

So what will they call 'their' Internet

iRan?

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to 80

no more, no less. 80 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 80. 81 shalt thou not count, neither count thou 79, excepting that thou then proceed to 80. 82 is right out. Once the number 80, being the 80th number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

It's not that kind of ISP

Because, sadly, it's not that kind of world.

Avoid the crowds, make sure you are in the van

The transit van...

Shame

That is all.

Das luft auto?

You feed it Chinese batteries and half an hour later its hungry for more...

Not that many years ago...

...such an 'incident' could have set off WW3.

Times have changed, if not power-hungry politicians.

It's science

It's good.

But

Who'll stop all the pirates!

Finally social media has a purpose

One giant sump for online shite.

Re: No, You need to get real.

I just wanted to have a go too.

Microsoft?

Are they still around?

A Chinese search engine?

Sort of an anathema really.

We can't make you well

But would you mind filling in the "customer experience" survey all the same?

I always wondered

If you could get too much.

Seems you can.

<== who else?

I faced these questions last week

I already have no clue as to what I answered...

Fail for me too.

WiggleZ

∑mν<0.60 eV to ∑mν<0.29 eV

That leaves a bit of WiggleZ room.

Oh dear

What's to stop abuse?

Are the image description multi-sourced?

You could really mess with people.

Just sayin....

New iPhone 5 gesture?

The 'lick' ???

What a pussy!

Oh wait, nix that!

App development how-to

Is there an App for that?

Spanner, meet Works

It does appear like one mega obfuscation tactic to me.

Planetary Resources Co

They have the most important thing covered it seems.

A Facebook page....