Sequelicious

Can anyone translate this to an Earth language?

Well I hope there is 4g in the afterlife or they're going to be raining back down on us over the next few days :/

The real question, is AVG still as much use as a chocolate fireguard?

Every outbreak I've had to deal with for friends and family over the last few years has been riddled with nasties on AVG's watch.

you are holding it wrong, expecting too much and living in the wrong place, case dismissed.

(V) (;,,;) (V)

Why not Zoidberg?

"British government top boffins"

is that a euphemism for mumsnet?

I'll stick with Alarmdroid on my phone, I like my Archos 70 Internet Toy (when it's behaving), but no way I would trust it to get me up for work on time every morning >.<

Doesn't sound that valentines, but my partner wants Star Wars: The Old Republic.........so she can stop watching from the sideline and run around a galaxy far far away with me :)

Hmmm, probably more interested in some decent built in gesture based controls for my laptop than I am about leaping around the front room in front of a glowing monolith of a TV.......which is something that does not interest me even slightly.

Makes sense to me as touchpads are rubbish, touchscreens are still overpriced and plugging in a mouse (my usual option) is a bit messy.

Well there is the lack of a kick stand sorted.

Maybe if they kept their attention on the marketplace rather than patent trolling the world they would not have lost the lead.

Android 2.2

stopped there, plus I never use the land line, wouldn't have one if we were not on ADSL.

"my movie, with my name on it"

fair enough, just don't expect me to pay my money to see after you've been rubbing your dick all over it.

Where is my...

"iJustDroppedAMassiveSteamer" app?

I'm a happily co-habiting man so I don't get too much use for the one in the article :D

"It's art because an 'artist' and an 'art gallery' say it is."

Nah, it's art, because they gave it a name and put it on it's own little plinth.

I quite like the statement, but maybe the execution could have done with more thought.

The fact that Mark E Smith is a dribbling moron has nothing to do with class.

"Hackers care about Micro SD and full USB support"

you calling my old mum a hacker?!?

If you say so guy.

So you want to be expensive and simplistic?

but the fruity ones pretty much have that sewn up, and RIM seem to have the cheap and simple vote from the chav element....... have fun in 3rd or 4th place fella.

and they're bringing a MiFi device to market?!

lol from another voda customer that is constantly attached to a 3UK MiFi

Sounds great, but my Voda spends such an inordinate amount of time showing a sad little single G where I should be seeing HSPA+ that it's hard to get excited about any new mobile internet standard.

Thank the maker for things like Mi-Fi that mean I'm not stuck putting up with it all the time :D

"Is'nt this the case where m$ claim that linux infringes their patents"

I thought it was because of the use of things like FAT32 for storage and anything else that makes the devices play nice with Windows out of the box.

For me that would still be worth an extra ten dollah.

I pity anyone that can look and a stunning picture like that and still just be seeing Angry Birds.

Put it away, you'll go blind.

"regional dialects"

that's everyone, if you don't think you have a regional dialect, you must come from Laaaahndahhhn.

Archos

Had the Archos 70 250Gb for a month or so now, it's not for the faint of heart and does require a little monkeying around to get running nicely.....but I'm really pleased with it for the price.

Also got the 11 year old the Archos 101 for her birthday last week and it has literally not left her hands for more than a few seconds.

They're obviously for the slightly nerdy type who doesn't mind getting under the bonnet every now and then, but for the money they're really nice solid gadget toys. If not these I'd have gone for the Hannspad or the Advent Vega.

I'm never going to pay 400-500 quid for a toy, I won't even spend that on my main system. Good to see some companies understanding what they need to do to woo the non Apple buyer, make them reasonably priced and functional rather than aspirational lifestyle products.

going into shops

why not?

you can get the same deals in a phones4u or carphone warehouse as on their site and you get the thing there and then after having a play on it.

I'd also never go direct to an operator again, I really like having a totally unbranded and un-messed with phone.

I think there is a misconception that loyalty might be rewarded, it's not, it's exploited.

rich for my blood

most of these things still cost far too much for what they are to me (toys).

I got an Archos 70 250Gb for just under £180 and love it, it's not a cut down netbook, it's a PMP on steroids......which is just what I wanted.

E-mail I removed with Arctools (along with some other bloat), I was horrified at the idea of yet another bloody e-mail device, I've got so many already!

thanks

thanks for the concern, but I can decide myself whether I want to use FB or not.

Now get off the computer and tidy that bedroom!