OK

ANYTHING with that fuckwit Adam Sandler.... And STILL he turfs them out.... He should be taken outside and pelted with his own shit. He is quite without doubt the unfunniest man in the universe. 'Jack and Jill' ffs...

Hey hey hey! I've just realised - no one's mentioned Steven Seagal yet! Taught at the Plank School of Acting. Actually that's probably a good thing, otherwise these comments will get drowned.... His films seem to be on continuous rotation on UK Channel Five (I think) at the moment, rendering it even more unwatchable.

Hmmm

Strangely beautiful... the light, the light, turn toward the light...

As I see it...

...there are four types of users:

1. PC users

2. Windows users

3. Mac users

4. Penguins.

So saying 'how could anyone get confused between Windows on ARM and Windows 8' is simply that MOST people when asked for a preference will simply say 'Windows'. This is why the stickers didn't work - too much information.

A Mac is a Mac is a Mac and Penguins, well, they know what (mostly) they're on about, so they don't count in this test.

"Do you want Windows with that device?'

"Yes please"

"Windows On ARM or Windows 8?"

"Errrrrrr...."

/

New keyboard required

"Plucky robot rests before sniffing Endeavour's rim"

Really....

:-))

I, for one....

...welcome our C elegans worm overlords...

/hic

More worryingly

It'll only be a matter of time before scrap metal thieves figure out a way of nicking it...

Maybe it's time

For Fahrenheit 1981

Oh dear...

I think I see an upside

If means the world is no longer subjected to the Kardashians...

Joined up thinking

So all the major cities are complaining about traffic congestion and the need to reduce car use.

But public transport infrastructure is groaning at the increase in the numbers of commuters, so much so that rail and bus companies are raising their fares to 'regulate' users.

So increased connectedness is going to put UK.PLC at the forefront of the interweb revolution.

But rural areas, where a lot of people live (or would like to because it's way cheaper and a better way of life), are still going to be cut off from this revolution because of a lack of investment in broadband infrastructure.

Have I missed something?

Of course I haven't mentioned the dirty word - 'profits'...

There's a lot of it about

Now there's at least two people in the world with massive cohones.

Not really a comparison other than a form of flight that could otherwise be called 'falling with style', as mentioned earlier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k

"... strips to look for her chiuahua."

Is that a euphemism?

Does she need help to find... oh never mind..

/

Oh

This'll be Fujitsu of 'fuck the NHS' fame to the tune of £billions...

ffs

God of Hellfire

Almost certainly better off bring in Arthur Brown and his hat...

What about....

Lemmy?

He never takes prisoners....

/coat

Surprised too about no buyer.com

Been using them for years, many many times and never had a problem. Dealing with a couple of returns their customer service was pretty good, hassle free. Their prices are amongst the keenest and you often get free delivery.

John Lewis is the nicest mainstream online and definitely in-store (free extra 12 months warranty on Apple goods anyone?). Amazon - easy online, keen pricing, returns system excellent, sometimes sending out the replacement before returning the original.

Dixons group? ... nasty, English bed-wetting types...

@Don(n) Adams...

Damn you sir, you beat me to it!!

"i'm Spartacus!"

Is all.

/Sword + sandals

Look again

It's actually evidence of conspiracy of the gubberment to hide alien spacecraft, as depicted by an 'elder' pointing to one... Really....

"hackocalypse"

Simply brilliant. A perfect description in one word (even if a bit tricky tongue-wise).

So

"To demonstrate the threat, they developed a proof-of-concept that runs on a Mac connected to a local area network. "

So you have to have a Mac equipped with this tool attached to the network. This is assuming the admin has been so lax as to allow users attach devices from which to copy the tool. Or. Allow someone to bring an unauthorised Mac in and connect it to the network without it showing up in the network admins screens.

"It waits to be contacted by a machine running OS X server and then quickly copies all its authentication credentials."

Huh? Since when do you wait for a server to contact your Mac? Or does it mean you need the credentials to log into the server first.?

Several here have pointed out that it would be pretty lax admin to even get this far. And it assumes that the enterprise uses the now defunct OS X server to admin update. If a company uses, say, Casper, then it ain't gonna happen.

Where I am there are 300 Macs (plus a few PC's) and these are locked down with regard to what they can and cannot run.

More FUD from a 'security' company looking for work.

Disclaimer

Ha Ha! on Shagbook's front page disclaimer:

"Shag Book ® is not affiliated with Facebook, Facebook of Sex, Fuckbook, or any other site with "Book" in its name."

I'm Spartacus!

Next!

Photoshop!!

That is all.

@Nobody expects the spanish inquisition...

Well done, i choked on my crisps! Excellent sketch quote...

@12 seconds?

Keyboard!!

Oooh

CIX... That brings back some memories... Wonderful easy to use service and the world at your fingertips (sort of) on a Tandy 100 laptop and later a Mac IIcx...

So let me get this straight

The next time I see the Direct Line Insurance ad in which the red telephone flies through the air and lands on the ground skidding to a halt, I can complain that it's inciting people to drive irresponsibly?

FFS.

Good if it works.

I can't be the only one bothered by people peering over one's shoulder while I'm watching Gorilla Action... Wouldn't it be possible to simply hook up some LCD spectacles? If you can touch-type this would seem to be an answer (other than watching movies of course).

Oh, and err, the 'Cone of Privacy™' - nice one. I assume someone at El Reg was a fan of Get Smart and the infamous 'Cone of Silence'. Still, to me, one of the funniest things I've seen...

@A clear example of government's looting of deep pockets.

And there you have it.

Well done sir.

Hold the front page!

And in other news:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13411006

Just for a little perspective on ordinary folks tribualtions.