Great...

Looks like tomorrow could be a fun day at work! Lets hope my AV server has some how managed to not download this update and fire it around the network.

Where's my hip flask...

Apple / fanboys make me sick

"And upon exiting, each purchaser was sent off with a hearty "Congratulations!" from a smiling Apple ambassador."

Congratulations for what? Joining or staying in their retarded, ignorant and very annoying cult?

Flames because it seems to be what a lot of their products are doing at the moment.

Finally!

It's on technet now! Time to upgrade my PC and laptop over Friday and Saturday.

Sigh

This is yet another reason why I have stopped recommending AVG to people. The program for me is way too bloated with crapware and now instead suggest people use Avira's Antivirus for freetards or ESET's NOD32 / Smart Security suites for paytards.

STFU Opera

1) Why should MS remove their own software from their OS AND THEN provide ways to download competing browsers?

2) Who the fcuk uses Opera? NO REALLY? I'm sure Chrome has more users than that pile of sh1t and not many people (compared to FF / IE) use that browser.

3) Will Opera give lusers download links to FF / IE / Chrome et al to provide fair competition?

No, no they won't. STFU Opera you WORTHLESS FKERS. When you make a decent product, then feel free to whine about something, but until then, return to your shitty hole and CURL UP AND DIE.

Why can't the stupid EU open their eyes and see that this whole situation is FUCKING RETARDED AND TELL OPERA TO keep developing their "internet changing browser" or whatever the tw4ts said (I don't care don't correct me.)

GOD THIS WHOLE SITUATION PI$$ES ME OFF MAKES ME HATE (LIVING IN) THE EU MORE THAN I ALREADY DO. IS THIS REALLY GOING TO GET MORE PEOPLE TO INSTALL THEIR SH1TTY BROWSER? NO. Everyone is going to stick with something they are familiar with. EG IE or FF not fking opera, which really is a terrible browser.

STFU Opera and kthxbi

Awesome!

Had me laughing all the way through (again)! Thanks Simon!

Haha great picture

Like with all Linux lusers, is it a compulsory requirement to have a neckbeard and own an Amiga?

The the idiotic post of the day goes to...

@ AC 1st July 2009 22:59 GMT

"No - it shows how dangerous an unsecurable operating system can be."

===============

No OS is secure if you have physical access to it even if the machine runs a linux distro or is a Mac...

When will they learn...?

Dell also recently cocked-up by selling CAD graphics cards for something like £15 when they should have been £2-3k+, however I think they realised what was going on and cancelled all orders.

Bah 5% pay cut??

At least you guys at HP will still have a reasonably paid job.

I've been forced to take a 40% pay cut or be made redundant. The only plus side of this is that it starts September 1st and not when I was told in April. Needless to say I've accepted the cut but am desperately looking for a new job.

Only an idiot would refuse a 5% pay cut in the current economic climate...

Hahaha hahaha hahahaha

I cannot stop laughing! How effing stupid are they going to look now?!

fail

Doesn't work with Nod32's ESS 4 x64 real time security. Lets hope my system restore point works OK.

Haha

...I needed a good laugh after last week's shit-storm at work!

@Luis

Nice to see an excellent post from someone who is representing down-to-earth, normal, hard working, sensible, law abiding, tax paying, normal, hard working, honourable, decent, reasonable people - British people!!